RHAstrology.com

[RawHumor]

Come in here. I'll tell you your future and save you the effort of leaving Lit.

It's guaranteed to be as accurate a reading as you'll find anywhere in the world, or your money back.

 

[hotlittlegirlwv]

OK

 

[Pixie]

Groovy!

 

[PepperminTrish]

Ok ......... do me please!
Need any info, like my sign or are you just THAT good you don't need it??

 

[RawHumor]

OK

Your reading:

Things aren't as bad as you think they are. Keep your eyes on the road to make sure that the path ahead is clear.

 

[RawHumor]

Groovy!

Your reading:

If home is where the heart is, then your body is not in your home.

 

[Kitte]

me me me me me me me

 

[RawHumor]

Ok ......... do me please!
Need any info, like my sign or are you just THAT good you don't need it??

Your sign isn't really relevent to your readings (for me, or for those other, less-reputable astrology places).

Your reading:

A silly fool follows his heart only. A pompous fool follows his head only. A wise man follows both.

 

[RawHumor]

me me me me me me me

I've been temporarily distracted by your av.

Okay, the spirits are speaking to me.

Your reading:

Keeping an open mind with all people at all times is good. Keeping an open heart with all people at all times CAN be dangerous. Keeping open legs with all people at all times IS dangerous.

 

[Rex1960]

RH is also responsible for these funny little phrases in fortune cookies I guess.

Tell me anyway, please

 

[Pixie]

Your reading:
If home is where the heart is, then your body is not in your home.

WoW! You're brilliant *swooning*




You know I just had to...

 

[sunstruck]

Go for it. I'm a Leo.

 

[hotlittlegirlwv]

Your reading:

Thanks! Well worth the money I paid for it! Can we make this a daily exercise?

 

[RawHumor]

RH is also responsible for these funny little phrases in fortune cookies I guess.

Tell me anyway, please

No, I make no money off of these readings, unlike those other bastards.

Your reading:

Keep your head clear of delusions and your heart will thank you.

 

[RawHumor]

Go for it. I'm a Leo.

Leo-shmeo.

Your reading:

One plus one equals two, except when they multiply.

 

[RawHumor]

Thanks! Well worth the money I paid for it! Can we make this a daily exercise?

We'll see. Threads like this never seem to die.

But only one reading per customer per day please.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I want my money back.

 

[RawHumor]

WoW! You're brilliant *swooning*




You know I just had to...

It was total coincidence that you got that particular reading. Maybe there's something to all this stuff after all.

 

[Pagliacci]

I've been temporarily distracted by your av.

Okay, the spirits are speaking to me.

Your reading:

I call Shenanigans.
Astrolog has nothing to do with spirits,this man is naught but a fraud.
What is worth is that he communes with unholy spirits whos bidding he does.

Burn the witch.

 

[Secret Kate]

Will you do mine please?

Or do you know me well enough yet to get a good reading?

 

[Pixie]

It was total coincidence that you got that particular reading. Maybe there's something to all this stuff after all.

It was almost as good as my Tarot readings...
Maybe you should turn pro?

 

[agezinder]

Tell me Raw! I'm dying to know!!

 

[sunstruck]

Leo-shmeo.

Your reading:

Fraud!

 

[RawHumor]

I want my money back.

The complaint department is out that door to your left.

Would you like a reading or not?

 

[RawHumor]

I call Shenanigans.
Astrolog has nothing to do with spirits,this man is naught but a fraud.
What is worth is that he communes with unholy spirits whos bidding he does.

Burn the witch.

Do not mess with powers which you do not comprehend, young one.