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Penis Enlargement Web Ads Prompt Spam Rage
November 24, 2003 10:05 AM ET

By Adam Tanner

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Call it spam rage: A Silicon Valley computer programmer has been arrested for threatening to torture and kill employees of the company he blames for bombarding his
computer with Web ads promising to enlarge his penis.

In one of the first prosecutions of its kind in the state that made "road rage" famous, Charles Booker, 44, was arrested on Thursday and released on $75,000 bond for making repeated threats to staff of an
unnamed Canadian company between May and July, the U.S. Attorney's office for Northern California said on Friday.

Booker threatened to send a "package full of Anthrax spores" to the company, to "disable" an employee with a bullet and torture him with a power drill and ice pick; and to hunt down and castrate the employees unless they removed him from their e-mail list, prosecutors said.

In a telephone interview with Reuters, Booker acknowledged that he had behaved badly but said his computer had been rendered almost unusable for about two months by a barrage of pop-up advertising and e-mail.

"Here's what happened: I go to their Web site and start complaining to them, would you please, please, please stop bothering me," he said.

"It just sort of escalated ... and I sort of lost my cool at that point."

Booker, of Sunnyvale, California, now faces up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine, with a preliminary hearing scheduled for next month. He said he did not own any guns or have access to anthrax.

Booker said the problem stemmed from a program he mistakenly downloaded from the Internet that brought a continuous stream of advertising to his computer.

Booker identified the object of his rage as Albion Medical, which claims to produce the "Only Reliable, Medically Approved Penis Enhancement."

The company's Web site does not provide any telephone numbers for contact.

In other cases, Internet vigilantes have bombarded spammers with both unsolicited e-mail and regular mail and phone calls, launched attacks on spammers' computers and posted spammers' personal information on the Internet, according to reports.

Separately, lawmakers in Washington said the U.S. House of Representatives could vote as early as
Friday on a measure to outlaw most Internet spam. Lawmakers hope to pass a national anti-spam bill before a much tougher California state law goes into effect on Jan. 1.

© Reuters 2003. All Rights Reserved.
 
Booker threatened to send a "package full of Anthrax spores" to the company,
Quasi,

To me, that sounds like the prefect revenge tactic for a computer nerd. He may or may not need a bigger penis, but he sure doesn't have the balls to even threaten beating them up.

Such a brave little computer geek. :rolleyes:

Rumple
 
Hmmmmmm

$250000 fine and 5 yrs in nick hey, would have been cheaper to put up a half decent fire wall and pop up stopper and change e-mail addy I'd have thought.

Got to sympathise a bit though, I mean if he only has a little dick it probably made him feel inadequate reading about claims for 14 inch cock's.
 
"It just sort of escalated"

Precious. Sounds like a reasonable defence. What was his plan for hunting down and castrating the employees, I wonder, to show the world that not even they, who promoted the miracle drugs of whatever, had the promised 14-inchers?
 
I get that spam,and I always wonder why they think I would want to remove half my cock so it would be 14 inches.
 
Boxlicker101 said:
I get that spam,and I always wonder why they think I would want to remove half my cock so it would be 14 inches.
I've seen you AV . . . your problem is that you are ALL cock.











:confused: Is that a problem?
 
Not to hijack, but:

"This very week in 1989, there were protests in East Berlin and in Leipzig. By the end of that year, every communist dictatorship in Central America had collapsed." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 6, 2003

Did he really say that?

---dr.M.
 
Did he really say that?
Probably.

I've got a theory that the reason former Pres. George H. W. Bush, aka # 41, picked that great American dufus, Dan Quail, as his Vice President was because the mini-mind from Indiana reminded him so much of his son, # 43, aka Pres. George W. Bush.

Rumple Foreskin
 
You know Spam can be good at times. Like say I am posting at Lit and some one is a real prick to me.
You wait for the next spam and you write a kind letter explaining how you would like to know more and are interested in everything. Then you furbish them with an address where you would like them to send that information.
They are so kind to remove your existing email addy off in exchange for another.
Kind of like filling out Magazine request forms for your friends and not telling them. Only better!
 
dr_mabeuse said:
Not to hijack, but:

"This very week in 1989, there were protests in East Berlin and in Leipzig. By the end of that year, every communist dictatorship in Central America had collapsed." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 6, 2003
Did he really say that? ---dr.M.

Hey, don't trust ME!

PS: Go ahead. Hijack this thread!
 
dr_mabeuse said:
Not to hijack, but:
Well, since Dr M has already done it and I don't have anywhere else to put this...

Q. What do Michael Jackson and the Tampa Bay Bucaneers football team have in common?

A. They both have Johnsons they can't control.
MG
Ps. hur, hur
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
I've got a theory that the reason former Pres. George H. W. Bush, aka # 41, picked that great American dufus, Dan Quail, as his Vice President was because the mini-mind from Indiana reminded him so much of his son, # 43, aka Pres. George W. Bush.

Your theory is family-friendly, Rumple, as appropriate to the Thanksgiving season. I think Quayle was impeachment insurance.
 
shereads said:
Your theory is family-friendly, Rumple, as appropriate to the Thanksgiving season. I think Quayle was impeachment insurance.
shereads

I agree. GHW Bush, #41, probably got the idea from Nixon, who had Spiro Agnew as his VP, back when Bush Sr. was in the Big Dick's administration and running for Congress.

(Long parenthetical note for any post-Boomer reader: During that same period his son, GWB, and Dan Quail (Quayle) were both defending America in the National Guard while hundreds of other guys, who didn't have rich, Republican father's, were getting killed every week in the war Nixon wouldn't stop until it was time to get re-elected.)

Rumple
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
. . . GWB, and Dan Quail (Quayle) were both defending America in the National Guard while hundreds of other guys, who didn't have rich, Republican father's, were getting killed every week in the war Nixon wouldn't stop until it was time to get re-elected. . .

Makes you wonder about the validity of the old saying about the GOP: "The really thick clots rise to the top." :eek:
 
Amazingly enough, I don't get too many ads for penis enlargement products, nor does my husband. However, my Sunday School friends complain of being bombarded with them as well as pop-ups for porn sites. I think it's very amusing that they get all this stuff when I am the one who actually writes erotica.
 
Dan Quayle

:confused: I never had any great love for Dan Quayle, but I don't think he was the pea-brain that he was made out to be. After all, he had enough on the ball to get into law school, graduate and pass the bar, and then get elected to the Senate. I know he had certain advantages most people didn't have but when it has he against the exams, he prevailed. As for misspelling "potato" all he did was read from the answer card, not realizing it was wrong, and not really thinking about it, like anybody else would have done. The problem was that the news media had it in for him, like they do for all rich Republicans and blew it out of proportion. The only dumb thing he ever did was criticizing Murphy Brown (Candice Bergen). Even though I agree with him on the issue, criticism of a popular TV character is dumb becausee they will take the opportunity to make him the butt of every joke they can think of.
 
PS: Go ahead. Hijack this thread!

Do you think this thread has been sufficiently hijacked yet?
 
potato
Po`ta´to
Noun 1. potato - an edible tuber native to South America; a staple food of Ireland
Irish potato, murphy, spud, tater, white potato
solanaceous vegetable - any of several fruits of plants of the family Solanaceae; especially of the genera Solanum; Capsicum; Lycopersicon
root vegetable - any of various fleshy edible underground roots or tubers
baked potato - potato that has been cooked by baking it in an oven
french fries, french-fried potatoes, fries - strips of potato fried in deep fat
home fries, home-fried potatoes - sliced pieces of potato fried in a pan until brown and crisp
jacket - the outer skin of a potato
mashed potato - potato that has been peeled and boiled and then mashed
Uruguay potato - similar to the common potato
Solanum tuberosum, white potato, white potato vine, potato - annual native to South America having underground stolons bearing edible starchy tubers; widely cultivated as a garden vegetable; vines are poisonous
2. potato - annual native to South America having underground stolons bearing edible starchy tubers; widely cultivated as a garden vegetable; vines are poisonous
Solanum tuberosum, white potato, white potato vine
Irish potato, murphy, potato, spud, tater, white potato - an edible tuber native to South America; a staple food of Ireland
genus Solanum, Solanum - type genus of the Solanaceae: nightshade; potato; eggplant; bittersweet
vine - weak-stemmed plant that derives support from climbing, twining, or creeping along a surface
 
Homonyms

Phil,

You missed a couple of definitions appropriate to Lit.

Tetas: Spanish for breasts

Taters: Coloquial English term for breasts

Gauche
 
Gauche, just to clarify: tetas is a vulgar expression (slang). A senorita would not ask a doctor to examine her tetas, unless el doctor was muy guapo (as in your AV).

The non-vulgar word is pecho (yes, masc. in gender). It means breast, bosom, chest, and even conscience and courage, incline and slope.

Srta. Perdita
 
I'd like some basic information on potatos. Anyone know where I can find it?
MG
 
Re: PS: Go ahead. Hijack this thread!

Boxlicker101 said:
Do you think this thread has been sufficiently hijacked yet?
Now it has!
Thanks, gauchecritic, perdita

"tetas is a vulgar expression"

You do not know how good that is going to fit in the current story I am writing. Thanks, that worked out way better than I ever thought possible!
 
Re: Re: PS: Go ahead. Hijack this thread!

A7inchPhildo said:
Thanks, gauchecritic, perdita
De nada, Phil. I'm curious now to see how you'll use the term.

Perdita
 
Re: Re: Re: PS: Go ahead. Hijack this thread!

perdita said:
De nada, Phil. I'm curious now to see how you'll use the term.

Perdita

Quite simply I am afraid, as it is two teen agers falling in love. With a kind of love hate relationship that they are tormenting one another constantly with names. This is more or less a defensive element to hide the real feelings.
 
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