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Retro-sexual and damn proud of it...
Nevermind.
Appearantly it wasn't as funny as I thought.
Nevermind.
Appearantly it wasn't as funny as I thought.
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Svenskaflicka
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A retrosexual man DEALS WITH the fact that he has to jerk off all the time because no women want to be with such a narrow-minded, old-fashioned male chauvinistic pig.
*picks up a Feng Shui-book and goes to bed*
*picks up a Feng Shui-book and goes to bed*
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/me shutting up now.
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I have a sense of humour but want naught to do with retrosex anything. I know a real man when I meet one. Can't explain it or give you any rules, but if one requires info like that above, this woman is not interested.
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I consider myself as falling within your general concept of retrosexual. However, I have some major disagreements.
6. In my work I often have to dress the part of some idot who owes the man money. I don't like it (with the exception of pimp flash), but I do it.
7. A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be, using nothing more than his bare hands. (Anybody can kill with a gun and most with a knife.)
8. A Retrosexual watches no TV.
9. Actually, I have had any number of ladies (probably not the exact right word here) come in and eyball the rooms in my house (once I see a birth certificate or other positive means of determining age of consent).
11. I am willing to see a shrink, as my schedule allows, PROVIDED he/she can benefit from my help and pay my fees.
13. See item 6.
15. A Retrosexual needs to have a scar(s) to back up the brag.
16. I can disassemble/properly assemble each of the weapons I own in the dark. I can hammer a nail. Maybe drill a straight hole. Past that, I hire a pro.
17. I never fire a gun at anyone/anything I do not intend to kill. (Target practice excepted, of course.)
69. A retrosexual knows the age of consent for each and every jurisdiction he normally enters.
6. In my work I often have to dress the part of some idot who owes the man money. I don't like it (with the exception of pimp flash), but I do it.
7. A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be, using nothing more than his bare hands. (Anybody can kill with a gun and most with a knife.)
8. A Retrosexual watches no TV.
9. Actually, I have had any number of ladies (probably not the exact right word here) come in and eyball the rooms in my house (once I see a birth certificate or other positive means of determining age of consent).
11. I am willing to see a shrink, as my schedule allows, PROVIDED he/she can benefit from my help and pay my fees.
13. See item 6.
15. A Retrosexual needs to have a scar(s) to back up the brag.
16. I can disassemble/properly assemble each of the weapons I own in the dark. I can hammer a nail. Maybe drill a straight hole. Past that, I hire a pro.
17. I never fire a gun at anyone/anything I do not intend to kill. (Target practice excepted, of course.)
69. A retrosexual knows the age of consent for each and every jurisdiction he normally enters.
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I'm a trysexual. I'll try damn near anything once (in a heterosexual setting)
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ABSTRUSE said:
I can take my car in for the oil change, but you're damn right about the bugs.
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kinky shy girl said:
And worms. I really, really hate worms.
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In many locations, I believe those crickets are also known as cock roaches.cloudy said:
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Insects
The retrosexual man is an expert with insects.
Insects do not have lungs. They have such a large surface area to volume ratio that they can absorb enough oxygen through their bodies.
I you spray an insect with something with a lot of light petroleum distillates (e.g. lighter fluid), the insect will absorb all of the nasty volatile petroleum distillates into its system. The insect then dies with considerable thrashing. Once the insect quits thrashing. it is dead, dead, DEAD!
Given the environments in which I spent my younger years, I am also an expert with rats. Feel free to ask for advice.
R. Richard
The retrosexual man is an expert with insects.
Insects do not have lungs. They have such a large surface area to volume ratio that they can absorb enough oxygen through their bodies.
I you spray an insect with something with a lot of light petroleum distillates (e.g. lighter fluid), the insect will absorb all of the nasty volatile petroleum distillates into its system. The insect then dies with considerable thrashing. Once the insect quits thrashing. it is dead, dead, DEAD!
Given the environments in which I spent my younger years, I am also an expert with rats. Feel free to ask for advice.
R. Richard
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Svenskaflicka said:A retrosexual man DEALS WITH the fact that he has to jerk off all the time because no women want to be with such a narrow-minded, old-fashioned male chauvinistic pig.
*picks up a Feng Shui-book and goes to bed*
Ouch Svenskaflicka,
I admit to being an old fashioned narrow minded pig.
Personally I believe that a woman should be able to defend herself, but should never have to. (I taught my wife to shoot, and also taught her self defense.) I believe in opening doors for a woman, and helping them when they need help. (One of my co-workers is a tad mad at me because I will not allow her to move patients, she is also six months pregnant.)I will always intercede when I see a man beating a woman. My personal idea of punishment for rape is castration with a rusty Cheese Grater. I will step in before I allow a woman to be humiliated. I will gladly lay down my life to rpotect my wife's honor or life.
Yes I have the scars to back up my convictions, (both mental and physical.) Yes I do believe in honor and Chivalry. Yes I do believe in placing a woman on a pedastel(sp).
Do I believe that a woman has rights equal to my own? Yes. Do I believe a woman can make her own way in the world? Certainly. But I will always be there to help out those who truly need my help.
Does this make me old fashioned, narrow minded and a Male Chauvinist? Yes it does by current standards. I, however will not change. My wife calls me her knight in slightly tarnished armor and I take pride in that title.
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P.S. My wife is my equal, and will forever be considered thus.
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