Retro Music

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Have actually been taken for a drive in said vehicle. As VM predicted, it had flowers painted on it as well as the chicken print. It gets terrible gas milage and reeks of hemp and pachouli, but it's very comfortable. There's no seats in the back, just this big mattress with a lot of blankets. Please advise, what's does "get it on" mean? The two gents and three ladies who own the van have promised me that we'll all be "getting it on" in the van after the concert.

I am currently at the Hendrix show. I think I'm having trouble with 60's food and drink or maybe it was those sugar cubes everyone was urging me to try. I seem to be having hallucinations. I know from my rock history that Hendrix is supposed to set his guitar on fire, but is he supposed to turn into Cthulhu?

Our anthropologists are quite excited by your news. You apparently have stumbled upon the earliest know mention of a future song titled "Let's Get It On" which will not be sung until 1973! This song is in a genre of "elevator music" and is quite slow and restful. By saying "get it on", we believe that the natives are wishing you a very relaxing, sound sleep.

Regarding the sugar cubes, we suspect that the sugar from that era may be more potent and you are merely experiencing a "sugar rush". It should be nothing to be concerned about.

BTW, our research suggests that you may be in the vicinity of a Mr. Jerry Ruben. We suggest that you stay close to him because he seems to have been a local Weatherman (still researching which TV channel) and worked as a stockbroker later in life. He should be a very safe person with whom to associate.