Retirement/nursing home trysts

[LiverpoolMaster]

A man and woman have sex in a nursing home's spare room with the connivance of the poorly-paid duty nurse. It is a little after normal visiting hours and the nurse has been given her usual bribe for the key to the room.

The couple's dalliance began several months ago while making their weekly evening visits to their respective, infirm parents in the home. Both have lacklustre (sex) lives 'back at the ranch' and have hooked up after the suggestion of a quiet drink in a local pub. Things went on from there...

I am looking for thoughts to enliven this scenario. One already suggested to me is that there should be some disparity between the two - e.g. a considerable difference in height (the woman being taller?) or age. Maybe an (dare I say it?) interracial situation. The point being that the home background of each has made him/her desperate for excitement and physicality and such things become no obstacle. Other ideas very welcome.

 

[Carnevil9]

They could both be women. Neither are overtly lesbians, but something about the situation stirred their curiosity.....

Or you could make them siblings, visiting the same parent. Being so close to so much death makes them yearn for something life-affirming......

 

[LiverpoolMaster]

Excellent ideas. Funnily enough, I'd had the same thought about the lesbians and forgotten it promptly! The life-affirming thought would be a super thing to try to work in. You're on top form.

 

[muddie684]

I worked as a portable technologist visiting nursing homes. You're welcome to PM me to bounce ideas around. Location-wise:

Skilled Nursing Facilities (SNF) tend to be shorter stays for people of various ages who are recovering from a recent injury. This would be allow for two married women to have sex and return to their husbands.

Assisted Living Facilities (ALF) are for long term stays for those who are mostly capable of caring for themselves. This would allow for a long term romance with a slow build.

Independent Living Facilities (ILF) is for those who are fully independent and have the funds to afford a luxury condo. Maybe two rich ladies decide to explore what was socially unacceptable?

Hospice is for life ending comfort. A woman could fulfill her last, dying fantasy, having sex with an experienced lesbian in hospice. An RN or LPN may be more willing to assist in this circumstance, as the nurse could be fired in the other situations.

 

[LiverpoolMaster]

I worked as a portable technologist visiting nursing homes. You're welcome to PM me to bounce ideas around. Location-wise:

Skilled Nursing Facilities (SNF) tend to be shorter stays for people of various ages who are recovering from a recent injury. This would be allow for two married women to have sex and return to their husbands.

Assisted Living Facilities (ALF) are for long term stays for those who are mostly capable of caring for themselves. This would allow for a long term romance with a slow build.

Independent Living Facilities (ILF) is for those who are fully independent and have the funds to afford a luxury condo. Maybe two rich ladies decide to explore what was socially unacceptable?

Hospice is for life ending comfort. A woman could fulfill her last, dying fantasy, having sex with an experienced lesbian in hospice. An RN or LPN may be more willing to assist in this circumstance, as the nurse could be fired in the other situations.

Good of you to offer but you make the mistake, like most Yanks here, of thinking that America = The World. I'm in the UK and we have different terms and different concepts. Love the idea of a 'portable technologist'... maybe the ladies can figure out where your handles are attached...

 

[SteelPoint]

They could both be women. Neither are overtly lesbians, but something about the situation stirred their curiosity.....

Or you could make them siblings, visiting the same parent. Being so close to so much death makes them yearn for something life-affirming......

Really good. Either idea would be a quantum leap above the purely hetero stranger concept, although that in itself is sound. Shame on you, Liverpool, for not making the leap yourself!

How about a visitor making out with the mentioned duty nurse? Check your inbox also.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

I briefly worked at an assisted living facility (which is probably the best setting as residents are still healthy enough to live on their own but with enough staff around that they might need to sneak around)

I remember there was this one couple of lesbians who were the cutest things. I was talking to them to build a rapport, and they put on these wry smiles and said that while they had seperate rooms they snuck into each others rooms at night so they could sleep together. They said it like they were expecting me to be shocked so they were disappointed when I said that was very sweet and romantic.

I also remember there was this one woman who other employees swore was was making a pass at me but nothing ever happened and as far as I could tell it was purely platonic between us.

But yeah, hookups at a retirement community do happen and you could tell quite a few stories

 

[Carnevil9]

One interesting dynamic at retirement communities is that there are a lot more surviving widows than surviving husbands who have lost their wives. So the women become the pursuers instead of the guys, chasing the few single dudes available to them.

 

[SteelPoint]

One interesting dynamic at retirement communities is that there are a lot more surviving widows than surviving husbands who have lost their wives. So the women become the pursuers instead of the guys, chasing the few single dudes available to them.

AKA widowers.

I think the idea is that, rather than octogenarian malarkey, we have the people who are visiting their relatives getting up to fun and games.

 

[AllenJames]

AKA widowers.

I think the idea is that, rather than octogenarian malarkey, we have the people who are visiting their relatives getting up to fun and games.

Actually, we heard and observed the same thing during the years we visited my wife's parents living in such a community.

 

[Rob_Royale]

One interesting dynamic at retirement communities is that there are a lot more surviving widows than surviving husbands who have lost their wives. So the women become the pursuers instead of the guys, chasing the few single dudes available to them.

Or in the absence of more men, the ladies entice a strapping young orderly, whose car is needing expensive repairs, into a cock for cash arrangement. I've been to a few assisted living homes where that would be very easy to pull off. Or to flip it, a cute little physical therapist on staff determines that there's plenty of life left in grumpy old Mr. Smith.

I think the idea is that, rather than octogenarian malarkey, we have the people who are visiting their relatives getting up to fun and games.

Octogenarian malarkey is the point, or you may as well not use the retirement home setting. Young people can fuck anywhere.

 

[Carnevil9]

AKA widowers.

I've never liked that term. To me, a "widower" is the person who killed the husband, thus making poor Mildred a widow.

 

[Carnevil9]

Old joke alert: Eighty-eight year old Gladys has just found out that her ninety-two year old husband Harold has been cheating on her with Mildred down the block. She confronts him:

"What's she got that I ain't got?"

"Parkinson's."

 

[SteelPoint]

I've never liked that term. To me, a "widower" is the person who killed the husband, thus making poor Mildred a widow.

You might not like it but that's the word. There is no other. Consult your dictionary.

As for "young people", Rob, I scarcely think that could apply to the host of 40yr olds (and upwards) who visit their elderly parents in such places... and such visiting is a very well-established part of that world, one in which liaisons might indeed very well be sparked.

 

[twztdgirl]

One of the scenarios I have is of a relatively young wife/mom who works the night shift at such a facility. She is always being propositioned by the well off males in a joking manner. Times are tough financially so one evening she decides to just joke back with a flash for cash. Of course things slowly escalate with both males and females there.

 

[lc69hunter]

As an aside on this topic, Sun City West, a retirement community west of Phoenix, has the highest STD rate of any city in the state.

 

[sweetfunslut]

I worked as a portable technologist visiting nursing homes. You're welcome to PM me to bounce ideas around. Location-wise:

Skilled Nursing Facilities (SNF) tend to be shorter stays for people of various ages who are recovering from a recent injury. This would be allow for two married women to have sex and return to their husbands.

Assisted Living Facilities (ALF) are for long term stays for those who are mostly capable of caring for themselves. This would allow for a long term romance with a slow build.

Independent Living Facilities (ILF) is for those who are fully independent and have the funds to afford a luxury condo. Maybe two rich ladies decide to explore what was socially unacceptable?

Hospice is for life ending comfort. A woman could fulfill her last, dying fantasy, having sex with an experienced lesbian in hospice. An RN or LPN may be more willing to assist in this circumstance, as the nurse could be fired in the other situations.

Your comment gets a standing ovation from this SNF/LTC RN! Lol I love when important info is shared so well

 

[Reshbod]

I have a partial story in my files based on this that I need to dust off and finish. It involves an middle aged wife whose kids are off in college so she is feeling a bit of an empty nester. She either takes a job or volunteers at an assisted living complex. She is surprised how many of the men there openly flirt and hit on her.

She holds up her wedding ring and reminds them she is married, but she enjoys the attention and starts to feel that she still has it. She starts to feel more comfortable with one of the residents and begins flirting back. Of course they hook up and then the story can go several directions from there.

 

[LiverpoolMaster]

As for "young people", Rob, I scarcely think that could apply to the host of 40yr olds (and upwards) who visit their elderly parents in such places... and such visiting is a very well-established part of that world, one in which liaisons might indeed very well be sparked.

Yes, exactly. It seemed to me that two lonely people might be brought together very easily by the fact of both visiting their parent(s) in the home - i.e. a sense of common purpose... and being attracted through mutual need... all while unsuspecting spouses at home carry on with life as usual.

I've now started on this one.