Results are in! First test of RFK Junkier's new "Let's Just Not Talk About It" policy is complete

[RobDownSouth]

HHS Secretary RFK Junkier instituted a new policy about public health outbreaks upon being confirmed as Secretary: "Don't Scare The Public With Public Health Issues".

This new policy was tested immediately....there was an outbreak of nasty e. coli in 13 midwestern states beginning in mid-to-late January. Public health researchers, in their last official act before falling victim to Elon Musk's failed DOGE initiative, identified the source of the outbreak to one seriously contaminated lettuce grower in Indiana...his entire crop was tainted.

RFK Junkier immediately sprang into action and mandated his department do...nothing.

The results are now in: one kid dead, another 90+ folks ill enough to be hospitalized. More importantly, there was no consumer fluctuation in the purchase of lettuce, and lettuce farmers continued to enjoy profitable crops.

Perhaps HHS can issue guidelines soon as to what essential oils and healing crystals work best to combat e. coli systemic infection.

 

[Politruk]

It's the same thinking that led Trump to disapprove of widespread testing for COVID. Like trying to lower your temperature by draining the mercury out of a thermometer.

 

[Rightguide]

HHS Secretary RFK Junkier instituted a new policy about public health outbreaks upon being confirmed as Secretary: "Don't Scare The Public With Public Health Issues".

This new policy was tested immediately....there was an outbreak of nasty e. coli in 13 midwestern states beginning in mid-to-late January. Public health researchers, in their last official act before falling victim to Elon Musk's failed DOGE initiative, identified the source of the outbreak to one seriously contaminated lettuce grower in Indiana...his entire crop was tainted.

RFK Junkier immediately sprang into action and mandated his department do...nothing.

The results are now in: one kid dead, another 90+ folks ill enough to be hospitalized. More importantly, there was no consumer fluctuation in the purchase of lettuce, and lettuce farmers continued to enjoy profitable crops.

Perhaps HHS can issue guidelines soon as to what essential oils and healing crystals work best to combat e. coli systemic infection.

When preparing lettuce for human consumption in the home, or when purchasing it at the store a customer should always be reminded of those long lines of portable outhouses one can see between the rows when driving past a lettuce field. Due to the delicacy of the crop, lettuce is still harvested by hand and E. coli outbreaks still plague the industry. Though there are other methods of control, like chlorinated or ozonated water washes one should always rinse before using.

 

[DeluxAuto]

When preparing lettuce for human consumption in the home, or when purchasing it at the store a customer should always be reminded of those long lines of portable outhouses one can see between the rows when driving past a lettuce field. Due to the delicacy of the crop, lettuce is still harvested by hand and E. coli outbreaks still plague the industry. Though there are other methods of control, like chlorinated or ozonated water washes one should always rinse before using.

Why are there no white people in those fields? I mean, besides the ICE agents.

 

[73Seahawks]

HHS Secretary RFK Junkier instituted a new policy about public health outbreaks upon being confirmed as Secretary: "Don't Scare The Public With Public Health Issues".

This new policy was tested immediately....there was an outbreak of nasty e. coli in 13 midwestern states beginning in mid-to-late January. Public health researchers, in their last official act before falling victim to Elon Musk's failed DOGE initiative, identified the source of the outbreak to one seriously contaminated lettuce grower in Indiana...his entire crop was tainted.

RFK Junkier immediately sprang into action and mandated his department do...nothing.

The results are now in: one kid dead, another 90+ folks ill enough to be hospitalized. More importantly, there was no consumer fluctuation in the purchase of lettuce, and lettuce farmers continued to enjoy profitable crops.

Perhaps HHS can issue guidelines soon as to what essential oils and healing crystals work best to combat e. coli systemic infection.

RFK Jr is a DUMBASS and a fucking ASSHOLE, who needs to go away and NEVER show his ugly ass face again including those damn voice spasms.