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pabloback · Sep 10, 2001

so there i was , minding my own business sitting inside this refridgerator

Juspar Emvan · Sep 10, 2001

"Nurse I said but light"

"Good thing you didn't stand in it eh?"

SGTBIGDOG420 · Sep 10, 2001

Couse if that damn frog can make biskits you ass is outa here.

Samuari · Sep 10, 2001

'Possum on the half-shell

Ticklish Girl · Sep 10, 2001

"No," said Monica. "This time it's mustard."

SimplySouthern · Sep 10, 2001

Nope. The pigs are all out in the truck. They have it started and one is honking the horn.

willywanker · Sep 10, 2001

And his old Italian momma said, "Walk proud, young man walk proud!"

Purple Haze · Sep 10, 2001

How do I get all of these potatoes out of my ass?

Pokerman · Sep 10, 2001

"Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a TEETHbrush"

"10 bucks same as in town"

plasticman33 · Sep 10, 2001

" can't I just do it until I have to wear glasses?"

Samuari · Sep 11, 2001

"You mean that won't make it any bigger?"