Respond with joke punchlines only!

[miles]

"Your face Ed Zachry rike your ass."

 

[Todd]

"Your face Ed Zachry rike your ass."

"The forth man ducked"

 

[Samuari]

Give the frog a loan!

 

[Quiet Smiles]

"I can clearly see you're nuts."

 

[Never]

Give the frog a loan!

That's not the entire punchline.

Knock, knock..

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And then Little Red Riding Hood said, "No, you're going to eat me like it says in the book!"

 

[YoungGun69]

Fill it with water

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And then Cleopatra said, "Not tonight. I'm on my Pyramid."

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You should put the condom over your head because if you're going to act like a dick you oughta' dress like one.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Rectum? I thought I killed 'em!

 

[Samuari]

That's not the entire punchline.

Knock, knock..

Damn someones been reading my stuff!


er? knock, knock is the Punch Line? Wait, I don't think I want to know.




"It only stands to reason."

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ping-Pong balls? I said, "King Kong's balls!"

 

[YoungGun69]

Ping-Pong balls? I said, "King Kong's balls!"

Should that be
"Ping-Pong balls? I I though you said, "King Kong's balls!

 

[Laurel]

"Do you really think I asked for a 12" Bic?"

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Depends. Are you referring to the European version, or Asian?

 

[Laurel]

"I don't know, but I wouldn't try smelling it!"

 

[Guru]

 

[miles]

"I prayed for a 12 inch prick, and this is what I got."

 

[miles]

"Daddy, is that because I'm from Alabama?"

"No, son. It's because you're eighteen."

 

[La Huesera]

WANNA BUY A CHICKEN???????????????????

 

[Basia]

"...And that is how I got the chicken stuck up my ass."

 

[canadian_lady]

BEN BROWN...
I thought you said bend down

 

[Never]

Want to go camping?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

no, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times.

 

[batter]

"so i bit him!!"


or my favorite punchline:


"no thanks, i'm just looking!!"