RESIZING AVS = resizing avs

[Honey123]

It takes forever to get my AV's correct..it is a pain in the butt!!!!!

 

[Guest]

It takes forever to get my AV's correct..it is a pain in the butt!!!!!

heyas honey.. when i pop my cherry.. erm.. reach 101 msgs.. will ya help me with my wrinkled testies av?
*just a mental image to help ya wake up*

 

[Honey123]

heyas honey.. when i pop my cherry.. erm.. reach 101 msgs.. will ya help me with my wrinkled testies av?
*just a mental image to help ya wake up*

LOL, Morning cutie!!!

sure thing...you PM me and if I can't do it, I know plenty who can help ya...we are just one big dysfunctional family here at Lit...ain't we great!!!!

 

[Guest]

LOL, Morning cutie!!!

sure thing...you PM me and if I can't do it, I know plenty who can help ya...we are just one big dysfunctional family here at Lit...ain't we great!!!!

show me a functional family and ill swallow my tongue... i can not rest when things are functional.. so i am right at home.
know of a 12step program for addicts of literotica?
hi, my name is vella and im a literotica-oholic... never mind.. i love my addiction.

 

[Honey123]

show me a functional family and ill swallow my tongue... i can not rest when things are functional.. so i am right at home.
know of a 12step program for addicts of literotica?
hi, my name is vella and im a literotica-oholic... never mind.. i love my addiction.

LOL

don't forget a choc-oholic as well...

 

[Guest]

LOL

don't forget a choc-oholic as well...

honey, maybe i should change my nick to 'oholic im sure addicted has been taken. cant seem to settle on one or two.. i need a menagerie of them.. a plethora of porno penchants.. ah life is sweet!

 

[Guest]

honey, maybe i should change my nick to 'oholic im sure addicted has been taken. cant seem to settle on one or two.. i need a menagerie of them.. a plethora of porno penchants.. ah life is sweet!

Don't let Sarahhh hear you say that.

Most of us are all one person anyway, apparently.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Don't let Sarahhh hear you say that.

Most of us are all one person anyway, apparently.

Lou

then ill fit right in, all the people in my head say good morning to ya Lou! they are all very sweet, honestly.. except a couple, maybe ... erm scratch that.. ive got some that are very dark and sarcastic and im finding it hard to keep them at bay.. suggestions?

 

[Guest]

then ill fit right in, all the people in my head say good morning to ya Lou! they are all very sweet, honestly.. except a couple, maybe ... erm scratch that.. ive got some that are very dark and sarcastic and im finding it hard to keep them at bay.. suggestions?

Bang the side of your head, repeatedly, until they fall out of your ear.

I've never tried it, because I like the evil ones the best.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Bang the side of your head, repeatedly, until they fall out of your ear.

I've never tried it, because I like the evil ones the best.

Lou

Thanks Lou, i will do that on the way to dropping my kid off at school.. i think itll add to the ambiance..

 

[Honey123]

We are all but one body....

No one wonder when I talk nobody listens....


Vella, I expect your AV to be WILD....WOOHOO!!

 

[Guest]

ok Lou, i did what you said.. my kid thinks im a loon and something tells me shes right. so.. should i rinse, lather and repeat?.. cuz all the good voices are gone and im left with the rather sassy ones.. maybe its for the best.

Honey, i think ill put out a casting call for older male models... think anyone will bite *hard*?

 

[cloudy]

Honey, i think ill put out a casting call for older male models... think anyone will bite *hard*?

Not unless you want them to...but then again......?

 

[Guest]

Not unless you want them to...but then again......?

oh god.. i can picture it now, a giant bite mark on inner thigh of male model with wrinkled testies.. yep.. thats ganna be the one..

so, whos interested?

 

[Honey123]

ok Lou, i did what you said.. my kid thinks im a loon and something tells me shes right. so.. should i rinse, lather and repeat?.. cuz all the good voices are gone and im left with the rather sassy ones.. maybe its for the best.

Honey, i think ill put out a casting call for older male models... think anyone will bite *hard*?

Cloudy...vella likes it that way!!!! LOL

NO wrinkly testies...please... Hey, where's Abs when you need her...she would definately have a pic for us

 

[Guest]

Cloudy...vella likes it that way!!!! LOL

NO wrinkly testies...please... Hey, where's Abs when you need her...she would definately have a pic for us

LOL honey.. yep.. my pain receptors are backwards.. bite me hard baby!
ok.. ill rethink my position on the testies thing.. but only cuz you said so...

 

[cloudy]

Cloudy...vella likes it that way!!!! LOL

NO wrinkly testies...please... Hey, where's Abs when you need her...she would definately have a pic for us

You have been warned.

http://www.saiboku.co.jp/museum/college/seitai/image/testicles.jpg

 

[Guest]

You have been warned.

http://www.saiboku.co.jp/museum/college/seitai/image/testicles.jpg

#audible.. GULP!#

 

[Honey123]

oh god.. i can picture it now, a giant bite mark on inner thigh of male model with wrinkled testies.. yep.. thats ganna be the one..

so, whos interested?

Nice....

Hey vella I used you in my Olympic story as a commentator....I will send you a draft later...

 

[Guest]

Nice....

Hey vella I used you in my Olympic story as a commentator....I will send you a draft later...

rubbing hands with glee! cant wait cant wait..

 

[Honey123]

rubbing hands with glee! cant wait cant wait..

Yeah.....not many more posts to go....yipee!!!!

 

[Guest]

Yeah.....not many more posts to go....yipee!!!!

is there something wrong with me that im so excited by the prospect of getting to my 101 that im practically squirming in my chair??
yeah, i thought so too. LOL

 

[Honey123]

Let's squirm together!! -- Oh, hell....let's do a naked dance..

 

[Guest]

Let's squirm together!! -- Oh, hell....let's do a naked dance..

i have to say, oh god yes! love to, sexy woman! specially if you bring the *frozen* dancing bananas...

 

[Honey123]

i have to say, oh god yes! love to, sexy woman! specially if you bring the *frozen* dancing bananas...

Helloooo, vella...my crotch is hot....they will melt!