Resign Mr. President

[KyleW]

Beyonce was lip syncing the National Anthem.

What a travesty!

rofl I love the hillariousity that nutjobs bring to the world


http://www.newyorker.com/online/blo...d-to-resign-over-beyonc-scandal.html?mobify=0

 

[Lancecastor]

First of all, Beyonce is NOT a transvestite!

Secondly, she only lip synchs Jay-Z right now.

But she wants Obama....oh yes she does.

 

[killallhippies]

I'M SO ANGRY I'M TYPING TO THIS WITH ALL CAPS AND BOLDED COMICS SANS PLUS FAR TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tryharder62]

I'M SO ANGRY I'M TYPING TO THIS WITH ALL CAPS AND BOLDED COMICS SANS PLUS FAR TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you want to lip sync it?

 

[Lancecastor]

VETTEMAN SIZED HEADLINE​

WASHINGTON (The New Republic) – A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately.

“By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”

While many in the media have blamed Beyoncé for the lip-synching controversy, Mr. Paul said, “We must remember that this happened on President Obama’s watch.”

Mr. Paul said that the White House’s refusal to comment on the Beyoncé crisis “only serves the argument that this President has something to hide.”

“If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn’t lip-sync his oath of office?” he said. “If that’s the case, he’s not legally President. But just to be on the safe side, he should resign anyway.”

Mr. Paul also blasted Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for her testimony on Benghazi before the Senate today: “Her tactic of answering each and every question we asked her didn’t fool anyone.”

Source: a really good one, trust me on this.

 

[islandman]

You're aware that Borowitz is a satirist, yes?

 

[kotori]

I love Andy Borowitz.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Did you ever consider -
She has the rest of her career, ahead of her ?
Did you really expect her to be epic in her vocal performance, when the air was freezing cold ?

 

[KyleW]

You're aware that Borowitz is a satirist, yes?

yes he's been posted here before, but it perfectly fits the tone of the right.

 

[Lancecastor]

Did you ever consider -
She has the rest of her career, ahead of her ?
Did you really expect her to be epic in her vocal performance, when the air was freezing cold ?

You're right. They should ease up on her.

 

[islandman]

yes he's been posted here before, but it perfectly fits the tone of the right.

I would have added more spittle and perhaps Mr. Paul brandishing an AR-15 while calling for the President's resignation.

 

[Tryharder62]

All good careers may come to an end.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Why would Howdy Doody ever resign? He gets to live high on the hog and have private security for the rest of his life. Not to mention semi decent looking stand in wife.

 

[Tryharder62]

I'm thinking Michelle fakes it too.

 

[islandman]

I might say that the President lip-synced his way through his first term.

And, personally, I think I'm mostly right.

 

[Lancecastor]

Ronnie Reagan was animatronic, so President Milli Vanilly is safe.

 

[DevilishTexan]

I might say that the President lip-synced his way through his first term.

And, personally, I think I'm mostly right.

Of course you'd think you're right. A good ego is the path to enlightenment.

 

[Lorilei]

Anyone who seriously is offended by this should probably just shut the fuck up and die already.


Just my humble opinion, of course.

 

[islandman]

Of course you'd think you're right. A good ego is the path to enlightenment.

Plus, I'm pretty sure that Nancy Pelosi's arm is still sticking out of the Prez' ass.

Though to be fair, said arm is no longer attached to Ms. Pelosi.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Plus, I'm pretty sure that Nancy Pelosi's arm is still sticking out of the Prez' ass.

Though to be fair, said arm is no longer attached to Ms. Pelosi.

What happened to you in my absence?
Nancy is a Cancer although I doubt she has any influence on Barry.

 

[islandman]

What happened to you in my absence?
Nancy is a Cancer although I doubt she has any influence on Barry.

You should be gone more often.

 

[Disgustipated]

Why would Howdy Doody ever resign? He gets to live high on the hog and have private security for the rest of his life. Not to mention semi decent looking stand in wife.

What's up, asshat?! How's the wife?

 

[DevilishTexan]

You should be gone more often.

Well I gotta stop by on occasion to break your balls injun Joe.

 

[DevilishTexan]

What's up, asshat?! How's the wife?

She's great how you doin' alt?

 

[Lancecastor]

I heard at the GB Bake Sale that your wife had a yeast infection recently.