Resident Basement Dweller

[gordo12]

So one of our resident basement dwellers has been making troll comments on my stories, threatened to downvote all authors here and threatened to go after dear little Chloe.

He now tells me he's registered Gordo12 at Gmail and is sending asshole/threatening messages to all the authors here.

It's obvious he has serious mental health issues. I could post his emails but there's no sense giving his insanity a platform.

Should you get a message from the above email address in your feedback mail it's not from me.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Nothing yet... you do know that in the email feedback they can type anything they want for their email address. There is no check to see if it is valid.

I got one from Anonymous the other day. Not even @ or a . in the address.

They should try BriteVerify... cost is only a penny an email for up to 250,000 address verifications in real time. After that the price declines.

 

[ChloeTzang]

So one of our resident basement dwellers has been making troll comments on my stories, threatened to downvote all authors here and threatened to go after dear little Chloe.

He now tells me he's registered Gordo12 at Gmail and is sending asshole/threatening messages to all the authors here.

It's obvious he has serious mental health issues. I could post his emails but there's no sense giving his insanity a platform.

Should you get a message from the above email address in your feedback mail it's not from me.

Ohhhh, it’s welcome. I have a delete function and I’m willing to use it. I get interesting email and feedback all the time. It gets deleted. If anybody gets anything that’s not nice that says it’s from me, well, it’s not me. I’m almost always nice. Purrs and bats eyelids shamelessly. As for troll comments, you go dude. Love ‘em. The quality better be good tho. No boring “you gook slut” ones tho. So passé. This is Literotica. A troll who lurks in the AH is expected to meet certain standards of articulationary elocution, grammar, literacy and creativity. I suggest we start a new thread here to track this master of idiocy and retardedness. Actually I guess we already have.

 

[gordo12]

Nothing yet... you do know that in the email feedback they can type anything they want for their email address. There is no check to see if it is valid.

I got on from Anonymous the other day. Not even @ or a . in the address.

They should try BriteVerify... cost is only a penny an email for up to 250,000 address verifications in real time. After that the price declines.

I checked the address is registered. Haven't had any blowback yet.

Geesh, it's not even a full moon.

 

[gordo12]

Purrs and bats eyelids shamelessly. As for troll comments, you go dude. Love ‘em. The quality better be good tho. No boring “you gook slut” ones tho. So passé.

Well if you're a gook slut I'm starting a church to worship them.

I wanna be the minister!

We'll get you a scepter and you can shove it up his ....well, we'll be a little more churchlike.

 

[Pocketshaver]

hey basements are fun.

its where you keep you last date chained up.

Gotta love the basement.



Perhaps ya should take those comments and make something with them.

 

[Hypoxia]

hey basements are fun.

its where you keep you last date chained up.

Gotta love the basement.

Basements are rare in my part of the world.

I feel deprived.

I'm depraved on account of I'm deprived.

Can you dig it?

 

[TxRad]

hey basements are fun.

its where you keep you last date chained up.

Gotta love the basement.



Perhaps ya should take those comments and make something with them.

If it wasn't for the basement, where would you put the dungeon?

 

[Hypoxia]

If it wasn't for the basement, where would you put the dungeon?

In the steel shipping container out back. It locks up real tight. Keep-em from escaping. The walls ring nicely when hammered, too.

 

[gordo12]

In the steel shipping container out back. It locks up real tight. Keep-em from escaping. The walls ring nicely when hammered, too.

Yeah, but that could disturb your beauty sleep. You gotta bury those suckers.

DEEP!

 

[gordo12]

His latest missive:

"This message contains feedback for: gordo12
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

gordo12@gmail hasn't just been posting to literotica.

he has been posting in some very bad places with links leading back to lit.

law enforcement will think a pervert like you is just trying to cover his butt if you show them these.

an onion browsers/vpn/throwaway phone #.

you're fucked."


Too funny. Showing any cops this post will send them back looking for you. You must really think I care.

What a loser. You're sick. Get help.

 

[ChloeTzang]

His latest missive:

"This message contains feedback for: gordo12
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

gordo12@gmail hasn't just been posting to literotica.

he has been posting in some very bad places with links leading back to lit.

law enforcement will think a pervert like you is just trying to cover his butt if you show them these.

an onion browsers/vpn/throwaway phone #.

you're fucked."


Too funny. Showing any cops this post will send them back looking for you. You must really think I care.

What a loser. You're sick. Get help.

Oooooooooh so exciting. A troll hunt? And Tex has a steel container? Perfect! Chloe fires up her new Trollware v3.45 and says where, where? Steve’s loading up the truck. Do you think we need 20mm troll-piercing rounds (messy) or maybe we should use the hippopotamus tranquilizer darts so we can stuff and mount over the bar? Trollus Patheticus, specimen of.

Lol, church of Gook Sluts? I feel a plot bunny.

 

[Handley_Page]

Ohhhh, it’s welcome. I have a delete function and I’m willing to use it. I get interesting email and feedback all the time. It gets deleted. If anybody gets anything that’s not nice that says it’s from me, well, it’s not me. I’m almost always nice. Purrs and bats eyelids shamelessly. As for troll comments, you go dude. Love ‘em. The quality better be good tho. No boring “you gook slut” ones tho. So passé. This is Literotica. A troll who lurks in the AH is expected to meet certain standards of articulationary elocution, grammar, literacy and creativity. I suggest we start a new thread here to track this master of idiocy and retardedness. Actually I guess we already have.

Oooooooooh so exciting. A troll hunt? And Tex has a steel container? Perfect! Chloe fires up her new Trollware v3.45 and says where, where? Steve’s loading up the truck. Do you think we need 20mm troll-piercing rounds (messy) or maybe we should use the hippopotamus tranquilizer darts so we can stuff and mount over the bar? Trollus Patheticus, specimen of.

Lol, church of Gook Sluts? I feel a plot bunny.

Another Troll Hunt ? OH yes please. The last one was real fun (I particularly recall Lori with her Elephant Gun. Put the Tranquilliser darts in that !.

How about a "Troll of the Year" competition?
The trolls comments are assembled and judged. The winner gets a free pass for next year.

In the steel shipping container out back. It locks up real tight. Keep-em from escaping. The walls ring nicely when hammered, too.

Yeah, but that could disturb your beauty sleep. You gotta bury those suckers.
DEEP!

Acoustic Insulation ain't so difficult to get. See HERE.

 

[AwkwardMD]

Definition of irony
1a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning
b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony
c : an ironic expression or utterance
2a(1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result
(2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity
b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play
— called also dramatic irony, tragic irony

3 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning
— called also Socratic irony

 

[gordo12]

Oooooooooh so exciting. A troll hunt? And Tex has a steel container? Perfect! Chloe fires up her new Trollware v3.45 and says where, where? .

NOOOOO. I wanted to see your Hello Kitty Ar15 in action. Even found you a car to go with it.

https://www.autospectrum.nl/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Hello-Kitty-Mustang-4.jpg

Now we just need some troll bait.

Anyone live near a garbage dump? Rancid pizza boxes, mouldy socks or fumigated remains of underwear. Maybe some recordings of mom screaming at him to get a job, move out of her basement or get a life. You know, stuff to make it feel homey.

We could even throw in a book on "How To Live Your Life When All The Girls Swipe Left On Tinder."

We can pile it under a bridge somewhere.

Chloe can zip up in her new HK Mustang, sunglasses gleaming in the light, jump out in her cool thigh high boots, daisy dukes, AR15 and...[censored] [censored] [censored]

 

[loquere]

Ohhhh, it’s welcome. I have a delete function and I’m willing to use it. I get interesting email and feedback all the time. It gets deleted. If anybody gets anything that’s not nice that says it’s from me, well, it’s not me. I’m almost always nice. Purrs and bats eyelids shamelessly. As for troll comments, you go dude. Love ‘em. The quality better be good tho. No boring “you gook slut” ones tho. So passé. This is Literotica. A troll who lurks in the AH is expected to meet certain standards of articulationary elocution, grammar, literacy and creativity. I suggest we start a new thread here to track this master of idiocy and retardedness. Actually I guess we already have.

I agree with everything said up until retardedness.

 

[gordo12]

He's Backkkkkkk!

"This message contains feedback for: gordo12
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

i've left the breadcrumbs.

no hard feelings if you you get raided.

it's called swatting.


Back at ya: Convicted for SWATTING

"Under a plea agreement, the caller, Tyler Barriss, 25, of Los Angeles, will serve between 20 and 25 years in prison for making the false reports "

If you ask nice maybe they'll give you Bubba. He's only got a 10 incher for you to ...

 

[loquere]

He's Backkkkkkk!

"This message contains feedback for: gordo12
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

i've left the breadcrumbs.

no hard feelings if you you get raided.

it's called swatting.


Back at ya: Convicted for SWATTING

"Under a plea agreement, the caller, Tyler Barriss, 25, of Los Angeles, will serve between 20 and 25 years in prison for making the false reports "

If you ask nice maybe they'll give you Bubba. He's only got a 10 incher for you to ...

This is why Im glad that I live in an RV, I move to a different city everyday.

 

[Hypoxia]

This is why Im glad that I live in an RV, I move to a different city everyday.

Bothersome neighbors are easily left behind. We seek Elks lodges or city parks in new towns, with low hookup fees. Outside of town, the federal pass gets us to campgrounds for free or cheap. Any Corps of Engineers lake looks good except maybe no WiFi. Take a book.

Alas, one can likely be swatted in an RV park, too. Cover your license plates.

 

[ChloeTzang]

NOOOOO. I wanted to see your Hello Kitty Ar15 in action. Even found you a car to go with it.

https://www.autospectrum.nl/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Hello-Kitty-Mustang-4.jpg

Chloe can zip up in her new HK Mustang, sunglasses gleaming in the light, jump out in her cool thigh high boots, daisy dukes, AR15 and...[censored] [censored] [censored]

I looooove that car. Except for the wheels. I’d rather go with normal sized wheels but that’s quibbling. The pink AR for sure! I love Hello Kitty

 

[CuteSlaveLisa]

I looooove that car. Except for the wheels. I’d rather go with normal sized wheels but that’s quibbling. The pink AR for sure! I love Hello Kitty

The Hornady to feed that pink (dirty girl?) AR is a buck and a quarter per pop. Trolls aren't worth it. You can borrow my Crosman .177 it's suitable for small rodents such as these.

 

[rescatooor]

That's one dedicated troll but not overly convincing one. You don't come across guys/gals like these often.

I miss my troll. Maybe I should write an erotica dedicated to our complicated love story.

 

[TxRad]

That's one dedicated troll but not overly convincing one. You don't come across guys/gals like these often.

I miss my troll. Maybe I should write an erotica dedicated to our complicated love story.

Mine would end up in group sex.

 

[rescatooor]

Mine would end up in group sex.

Wow, you got this figured out! Tell me more. With each other? Or elves?

I remember when I was in middle school we were assigned a book to read. It had won the national book award and was called Not Before Dawn by Johanna Sinisalo. And it was about a gay photographer who finds a troll child and adopts him and they start a somewhat bestial relationship once the troll is grown up.

I hear in other parts of the world you burn books. I can tell you nobody skipped on this assignment because all us 15-year-olds were flabbergasted that this is indeed what we are writing out papers on.

 

[TxRad]

Wow, you got this figured out! Tell me more. With each other? Or elves?

I remember when I was in middle school we were assigned a book to read. It had won the national book award and was called Not Before Dawn by Johanna Sinisalo. And it was about a gay photographer who finds a troll child and adopts him and they start a somewhat bestial relationship once the troll is grown up.

I hear in other parts of the world you burn books. I can tell you nobody skipped on this assignment because all us 15-year-olds were flabbergasted that this is indeed what we are writing out papers on.

I have at the present, two groups of three trolls. One set around 9AM and another about 3. Or it may be the same set twice a day or maybe one troll that has a bunch of alt anymouses and spare time before and after school..

I'm not sure what the connections are since they are all anonymous but I probably don't want to know anyway.