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It doesn't pay anything, but I'll let you perform fellatio whenever I have writer's block.
I have written the first line of the next Great American Novel, struggling a bit with the rest.
As muse it would be helpful if you were able to feign fawning admiration for combinations of words I have been tossing about. Considering hiring 12 monkeys on 12 typewriters for 12 years to sort that bit.
You need not have first hand knowledge of how to change the ribbon, but must at a minimum have seen an actual typewriter in use; say....in a black and white movie, for example.
In the event that I receive more than one highly qualified, eagerly enthusiastic applicants, please work well with others.
Respond herein or by private message.
If you are going the "picture paints a thousand words" route, I am a leg man.
Thanks in advance.
I have written the first line of the next Great American Novel, struggling a bit with the rest.
As muse it would be helpful if you were able to feign fawning admiration for combinations of words I have been tossing about. Considering hiring 12 monkeys on 12 typewriters for 12 years to sort that bit.
You need not have first hand knowledge of how to change the ribbon, but must at a minimum have seen an actual typewriter in use; say....in a black and white movie, for example.
In the event that I receive more than one highly qualified, eagerly enthusiastic applicants, please work well with others.
Respond herein or by private message.
If you are going the "picture paints a thousand words" route, I am a leg man.
Thanks in advance.
