~~Requiem for My Family~~

[Safe_Bet]

‘Member riding on the tractor?
Should have given a push.
Crushed straight with big tires;
plowed into submission.

Farm-girl turned tom-boy’s a joke, right?
Knew that phase would pass.
Back into short skirts and pompoms;
chasing the quarterback.

Warned about them, didn’t you?
Heard about them damn colleges.
Full of niggers, queers and liberals;
they’ll lead a girl astray.

Didn’t like my friend, huh?
Too much touching for anybody’s taste.
Knew something was strange;
girls wear plaid skirts, not plaid shirts.

Come as a surprise that I’m gay, Daddy?
Nothing a good, stiff dick wouldn’t cure.
Need to stop this foolishness;
still a chance to find a decent guy.

Aren’t they the cutest little babies?
Breeding’s for livestock!
You’ve made a big mistake missy;
living with a dyke doesn’t mean squat.

Have fun cutting out my soul, Daddy?
Shouldn’t have to choose between family and queers.
You made you bed now go lay in it;
you’re dead to us now - no queers in my family. ​