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[Caress40]

How about a wildly inappropriate joke!!

You asked for it.

 

[CTski]

You asked for it.

whats that tell you about me?

 

[Caress40]

whats that tell you about me?

That you think I'm sickly funny!

 

[luuke85]

That you think I'm sickly funny!

Come on then... Share the joke haha

 

[CTski]

That you think I'm sickly funny!

I would say intelligent and funny...humor is a good quality to have.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

I would like a pm with a recording of the sender singing, "What are you doing New Years Eve?" Please and thanks.

 

[homina]

In the midwest

Do any ladies have a question about life in a small farming community? Grain farming or livestock related?

 

[boy_wonder]

I'd be interested in getting a pm answering the following question:

If you were to find yourself alone with me in a private, secluded place and you could do anything to me you wanted, whether I agreed or not, so long as the use of your old leather belt was at the center of it, what would you do with that belt?

I wish I had noticed that post on time…
my mind is infiltrated by this fantasy right now...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Any women have a desire to flirt, in a disturbingly sexual kind of way?

 

[GoAztecs]

Needing a message to cheer me up after my favorite team lost

 

[BrokenRomantic]

I would like answers to the following questions:

1. What word is the same when read upside down and backwards?

2. How do you throw something so that it comes back to you without that object touching anything but your hand?

3. Where are earth do the winds suddenly turn from a northern direction, to a southern direction?

 

[mrmphilllll]

Could use a PM today...

 

[SquirtnBrat]

Make me giggle or make me blush

Sorry Tulia, had to borrow this!
Bonus points will be passed out if we've chatted before and you remember me!

 

[dontfallforme]

Your best hangover cure?

 

[azco15]

Your best hangover cure?

I second this one...

 

[hornydesibitch]

PM me for role play...

NOTE....

I am seeking ONLY detailed role play – long term! You need to suggest 3 roles... I will choose one. When you set the scene..it must NOT be a sex scene. Sex must build up normally!!! Regards.

 

[basic_desires]

Your best hangover cure?

Preemption: Don't get drunk.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sorry Tulia, had to borrow this!
Bonus points will be passed out if we've chatted before and you remember me!

Sent.....

 

[Bengal52]

Send me a sexy thought for the day! Everyone is welcome.

 

[texas cop]

Just keep me company while patroling

 

[CTski]

Need ideas for a New Year's Eve toast ( hosting dinner)

And funny ideas did an alternative toast( naughty one) lol

 

[sereneone4u]

Hmm...tell me something you wish me to know.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

Preemption: Don't get drunk.

Aww now I have no PM to send

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

Send me a pm about your deepest fantasy that no one or few know. Can be sexual or non sexual

 

[MikeD93]

Something flirty!