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[MSH2]

Yeah? Ask for non-sexual PMs, and you can almost hear the virtual tumbleweed whirl through the PM box...lol

I only send pictures of my dingaling to people who ask for it, usually more than once. And most of the Pm's I;lve sent recently havent been sexual at all. I must be slipping

 

[BloodMoonRising]

Yeah? Ask for non-sexual PMs, and you can almost hear the virtual tumbleweed whirl through the PM box...lol

I was under the impression that women want pm's that say, "Sup? I'm married and bored. I have a 5 inch dick. Interested? Oh, also, here's a picture of my cock."

Is that not true?!

 

[jmarx20102012]

I was under the impression that women want pm's that say, "Sup? I'm married and bored. I have a 5 inch dick. Interested? Oh, also, here's a picture of my cock."

Is that not true?!

I pretty much do that in person with the ladies too.

 

[BloodMoonRising]

I pretty much do that in person with the ladies too.

Me too. 60% of the time it works every time.

 

[EctoJohn]

Yeah? Ask for non-sexual PMs, and you can almost hear the virtual tumbleweed whirl through the PM box...lol

Pfft, my PM box has tumbleweeds reguardless of what kind of PMs I ask for.

 

[jmarx20102012]

Me too. 60% of the time it works every time.

Another good one to try, Yell 'Showtime baby!' then point at them with your finger and shoot. Follow that with putting finger to your mouth and blowing off fake smoke. Gets them every time.

 

[BloodMoonRising]

Another good one to try, Yell 'Showtime baby!' then point at them with your finger and shoot. Follow that with putting finger to your mouth and blowing off fake smoke. Gets them every time.

I'm doing that next time I leave my wife and kids at home and go out drinkin' alone. Which is all the time!

 

[jmarx20102012]

I'm doing that next time I leave my wife and kids at home and go out drinkin' alone. Which is all the time!

Yeah the gal bartenders really dig that let me tell you. It works especially well in the grocery store too with cashiers.

 

[BloodMoonRising]

Yeah the gal bartenders really dig that let me tell you. It works especially well in the grocery store too with cashiers.

Hang on. I gotta get a pen to write all this down. It's gold!

 

[jmarx20102012]

Hang on. I gotta get a pen to write all this down. It's gold!

Also all this seems to work better when I have grown a thick mustache.

 

[BloodMoonRising]

Also all this seems to work better when I have grown a thick mustache.

That goes without saying.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Also all this seems to work better when I have grown a thick mustache.

#howtospotaperv

 

[Lummyness]

That's some funny stuff.

I'd like a pm that gives me a good book recommendation.

 

[AtomicLover]

Isn't this a forum for erotic lit? Meaning literature with a Sexual tone to it? Why would someone sign up and belong to a forum that is centered around sex and eroticism and expect to not receive private messages (especially when requesting said PMs) to be sexual in nature ? If you don't like PMs about sex then I suggest visiting a forum about non sexual topics.

It's like me joining a Cat forum and asking to only talk about Dogs. Get real people. Why are you here. Aren't we all pervs If we spend our time reading and writing erotic literature ?

 

[basic_desires]

YAY!

Let me guess; "bored" guy, "married" guy, the "sup?" guy and probably "guy with little penis" or something like that. Right?

You seem to have a somewhat negative outlook, Miranda. If you automatically believe every male around here is just an arsehole and a perv, why bother coming here? This is after all a sexual kind of forum, so I think its reasonable to expect some form of sexual expression.

 

[basic_desires]

Isn't this a forum for erotic lit? Meaning literature with a Sexual tone to it? Why would someone sign up and belong to a forum that is centered around sex and eroticism and expect to not receive private messages (especially when requesting said PMs) to be sexual in nature ? If you don't like PMs about sex then I suggest visiting a forum about non sexual topics.

It's like me joining a Cat forum and asking to only talk about Dogs. Get real people. Why are you here. Aren't we all pervs If we spend our time reading and writing erotic literature ?

When I pushed the send button I noticed you just bet me to it...

 

[Kozuka]

Err...well a PM from a woman telling me her favorite NFL or NBA team(s) would be cool.

 

[BloodMoonRising]

Isn't this a forum for erotic lit? Meaning literature with a Sexual tone to it? Why would someone sign up and belong to a forum that is centered around sex and eroticism and expect to not receive private messages (especially when requesting said PMs) to be sexual in nature ? If you don't like PMs about sex then I suggest visiting a forum about non sexual topics.

It's like me joining a Cat forum and asking to only talk about Dogs. Get real people. Why are you here. Aren't we all pervs If we spend our time reading and writing erotic literature ?

You seem to have a somewhat negative outlook, Miranda. If you automatically believe every male around here is just an arsehole and a perv, why bother coming here? This is after all a sexual kind of forum, so I think its reasonable to expect some form of sexual expression.

Y'all are obviously bored married pervs who sent photos of your small dicks. Welcome to the club!

 

[AtomicLover]

When I pushed the send button I noticed you just bet me to it...

It's riDICKulous. See what I did there? Lol

It's annoying. Why are you here? Why are you on a sex centered forum. And anyone who says "to make new friends and blah blah" is full of shit. I'm sorry. It's a sexual forum. For a site dedicated to ..... You guessed it. Sex. Sex stories. Sex toys sex videos sex cartoons sex poetry. Sex sex sex sex. So why oh why would you expect anyone on here who sees a female in a request PM thread to PM you with anything other than a sexual message. Is your personal life that boring that you troll erotic sites to get attention?

This whole forum makes me sick honestly and I'll prob not be on here much longer. It's full of ppl who post pics. (Which is great) but then te moderators tear down the actualXXX ones. Which sucks. Ppl who want to talk about the fucking weather in Roll call threads on personals boards. No I know it's fucking snowing in nj. I can see that. Tell me where you are so we can meet and possibly fuck.

Women who claim to be bisexual but honestly how many women are you really talking to when you ask for ladies. I'm sure 80% of the "women" on here are old fat middle aged men who are pretending.

Some of you are cool people. Some of you get it. Some of you come on here to share stories and Fantasies. Others just want to make new friends. I have news for those. There are sites like Facebook instagram and Twitter. Go find your friends there.

If you want to talk about sexy things like sex. Women or men who love sex. Sex with women or men. Or both. Toys used for sex. Videos on sex. Pics of sex. Stories about..... Sex. And Essex Nj bc it has Sex in its name then you are at the right spot.

Call me a perv. Call me a horny bastard. But at least I'm not fucking dumb enuff to join a forum online that's centered a round sex to discuss non sexual topics. Get. Fucking. Real.

 

[AtomicLover]

Y'all are obviously bored married pervs who sent photos of your small dicks. Welcome to the club!

I'm bored yes. Perverted minded. Of course. But I didn't send pics of my 9" of chocolate man meat to either of these ladies or anyone else for that matter. You have to prove you're not a boring troll to get deez nuts.

My eyes are open now. I'll join a forum about politics or the weather to find freaky women/men to chat with. Shame on me for looking in a sex forum for sex chat.

Lol. Yes I used the term chocolate meat. Lol. I'm so corny. Lol

 

[basic_desires]

Y'all are obviously bored married pervs who sent photos of your small dicks. Welcome to the club!

And you are clearly somone who jumps to conclusions without checking the facts first. I haven't sent any PM to any of the complainants, about anything. I just resent people coming to a thread specifically set up for those who enjoy PMs so they can request one, only to complain about people sending PMs. Kind of the wrong place to be if you don't want PMs, don't you think?

 

[BloodMoonRising]

I'm bored yes. Perverted minded. Of course. But I didn't send pics of my 9" of chocolate man meat to either of these ladies or anyone else for that matter. You have to prove you're not a boring troll to get deez nuts.

My eyes are open now. I'll join a forum about politics or the weather to find freaky women/men to chat with. Shame on me for looking in a sex forum for sex chat.

Lol. Yes I used the term chocolate meat. Lol. I'm so corny. Lol

It's cool. I talk about my pink sausage all the time. I'm with you, man. But do know that there are some cool chicks here.

 

[BloodMoonRising]

And you are clearly somone who jumps to conclusions without checking the facts first. I haven't sent any PM to any of the complainants, about anything. I just resent people coming to a thread specifically set up for those who enjoy PMs so they can request one, only to complain about people sending PMs. Kind of the wrong place to be if you don't want PMs, don't you think?

I'm totally joking around here. We're all the same side, man. Particularly in this instance with these "two" chicks who are probably actually one person.

 

[basic_desires]

whole heartedly agree

...nothing much for me to add here...

It's riDICKulous. See what I did there? Lol

It's annoying. Why are you here? Why are you on a sex centered forum. And anyone who says "to make new friends and blah blah" is full of shit. I'm sorry. It's a sexual forum. For a site dedicated to ..... You guessed it. Sex. Sex stories. Sex toys sex videos sex cartoons sex poetry. Sex sex sex sex. So why oh why would you expect anyone on here who sees a female in a request PM thread to PM you with anything other than a sexual message. Is your personal life that boring that you troll erotic sites to get attention?

This whole forum makes me sick honestly and I'll prob not be on here much longer. It's full of ppl who post pics. (Which is great) but then te moderators tear down the actualXXX ones. Which sucks. Ppl who want to talk about the fucking weather in Roll call threads on personals boards. No I know it's fucking snowing in nj. I can see that. Tell me where you are so we can meet and possibly fuck.

Women who claim to be bisexual but honestly how many women are you really talking to when you ask for ladies. I'm sure 80% of the "women" on here are old fat middle aged men who are pretending.

Some of you are cool people. Some of you get it. Some of you come on here to share stories and Fantasies. Others just want to make new friends. I have news for those. There are sites like Facebook instagram and Twitter. Go find your friends there.

If you want to talk about sexy things like sex. Women or men who love sex. Sex with women or men. Or both. Toys used for sex. Videos on sex. Pics of sex. Stories about..... Sex. And Essex Nj bc it has Sex in its name then you are at the right spot.

Call me a perv. Call me a horny bastard. But at least I'm not fucking dumb enuff to join a forum online that's centered a round sex to discuss non sexual topics. Get. Fucking. Real.

I'm bored yes. Perverted minded. Of course. But I didn't send pics of my 9" of chocolate man meat to either of these ladies or anyone else for that matter. You have to prove you're not a boring troll to get deez nuts.

My eyes are open now. I'll join a forum about politics or the weather to find freaky women/men to chat with. Shame on me for looking in a sex forum for sex chat.

Lol. Yes I used the term chocolate meat. Lol. I'm so corny. Lol

 

[basic_desires]

I'm totally joking around here. We're all the same side, man. Particularly in this instance with these "two" chicks who are probably actually one person.

Point taken, should have checked your profile first