I'm new here, just waiting for that first PM that gets my imagination stirring, my blood flowing, my pants tightening, and gets me thinking "where the hell's the Kleenex?"
Yesterday was my birthday, and between blowing up my old life and not having time to really establish a new one, I was a little short on well wishes and the like. So who can offer me a kick-ass birthday thought for turning 42?
(hey, at least the number was good, right? I figure I'll starting rounding down next year)...
Tell me about the last time you were so desperately, incoherently horny the only thought in your mind was reaching release, what and/or who made you that way, and how you achieved that release.