Request a Private Message

[rebel3987]

Its Friday afternoon and none of my friends seem to be around. ..or have better things to do then talk to me. Anyone feeling similarly lonely? I prefer female companionship...

 

[Mrtenant]

As a representative of the creepy and disgusting men in the PG, I take issue with this thread. We wanna be loved too. Just send me a PM and I won't let my dog dog crap in your yard.



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[Spins]

What do you think of men in white suits? Curious if I should purchase one, or pass it by.

 

[bigwoody8]

PM if you'd like someone to talk to tonight.

 

[emma_the_librarian]

What do you think of men in white suits? Curious if I should purchase one, or pass it by.

Hi Don Johnson.
The 80s want's their loafers back.
How's Miami?

 

[dannosden]

just seeking..........

Just seeking a lovely lady to enjoy some sensual fun with online tonight.

I'm not into anything crazy, just love a nice good chat, would love to get to know you and enjoy some spice time.

Not gonna try to meet you or anything of that ilk.

Too much to ask?

 

[dannosden]

too funny

Hmmm, I wonder how many in this room get that joke

Hi Don Johnson.
The 80s want's their loafers back.
How's Miami?

 

[1sickbastard]

I'd like a pm from anyone who knows why UFO's always seem to appear in rural areas instead of landing in the National Mall in D.C. (or other national capitol).

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hmmm, I wonder how many in this room get that joke

i must have missed that before!!!
damn he's sexy... *fans self*

 

[bigwoody8]

I'd like a pm from anyone who knows why UFO's always seem to appear in rural areas instead of landing in the National Mall in D.C. (or other national capitol).

Not gonna PM you, but think about it...

If we found a planet that had life on it... would we barge right into the middle of everything, or would we sneak around the quiet areas and scope things out?

 

[emma_the_librarian]

Not gonna PM you, but think about it...

If we found a planet that had life on it... would we barge right into the middle of everything, or would we sneak around the quiet areas and scope things out?

hahaha!
Good thing I wasn't drinking milk when I read that.

 

[1sickbastard]

Not gonna PM you, but think about it...

If we found a planet that had life on it... would we barge right into the middle of everything, or would we sneak around the quiet areas and scope things out?

Humans?
Based on our history, I'd say we'd probably go barging in, likely landing directly on
some uber-sacred site and delivering a mortal insult.

And no, I don't buy the whole "Prime Directive" a la Star Trek. A species sufficiently advanced for interstellar travel would, I think, be far more inclined to look on less capable species as needing a bit of schooling on how to behave when interacting with others. Particularly species like homo the sap which seem to be so very ill-mannered, inconsiderate and violent.
That's assuming, of course, that said aliens don't decide humans are a disease to be eradicated for the good of the galaxy.

 

[alt_ego]

In my time on Literotica, I'm bound to have offended people, or at the very least, left an unfavorable impression. PM to tell me about it.

 

[SteveDublin]

PM me about your day

 

[CantStayAway]

Describe your last orgasm

 

[Hommieinreno]

I havent been on in a while. Id like to request a PM, from any friendly person.

 

[dontfallforme]

I could use a laugh, someone make me laugh out loud at my desk amd make my co workers envious. yes I realize there could be other things they could be envious of me doing at my desk.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I could use a laugh, someone make me laugh out loud at my desk amd make my co workers envious. yes I realize there could be other things they could be envious of me doing at my desk.

Sent...enjoy!

 

[azco15]

It's been a stressful day, and it's going to be a long night. Any tips on keeping awake and sane would be good. Perhaps an amusing anecdote, funny picture, anything enjoyable.

 

[ShinyNewbie]

It's been a stressful day, and it's going to be a long night. Any tips on keeping awake and sane would be good. Perhaps an amusing anecdote, funny picture, anything enjoyable.

Sent!

 

[EctoJohn]

I could use a nice PM from a woman.
Whatever you write is up to you.

 

[Mell0wM0nk]

Really long and slow and boring day ahead. Its a holiday here, but I have to be at my desk and do absolutely nothing. Wouldn't mind any sort of pm. i like flirty funny PMs.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Is it a rule that you have to request a pm for yourself?

It not, I request a pm for whomever you like -- so long as it's bold. I'm requesting a pm on behalf of the lucky guy/girl who will receive your endearing/forward message. Wow them with something. And you can use me as a excuse for your absurd behavior if the response is negative.

 

[Hosebloke]

P m box is covered in dust

 

[newguy4321]

PM describing an outfit or clothing style you used to think was super cool back when you were younger but now realize it was pretty cheesy.