Request a Private Message

[1sickbastard]

I'd like a pm from anyone who knows how to give a llama a bath.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'd like a PM from a lady describing to me the least favorite pair of panties she owns that she still wears.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

What was your favorite fairy tale as a child? Or at least your favorite bedtime story?

Simple and sweet.

 

[mysterydrink]

I would like the woman who sent me such an incredible message last night to send me another one, this time telling me how i can actually reply to her this time. Naughty girl, disabling pms and then riling me up so badly!

 

[golfpro1]

looking for a message from a woman looking for some fun chat Ive been working so much and could use a break ...some one help please

 

[1sickbastard]

Requesting a pm from a recent acquaintance inviting me to respond.

 

[mysterydrink]

I've had such nice responses from this...I want more!

I'd like a message from a woman...It can be about whatever, but if you'd like a prompt: Tell me your favorite part of a man's body, and what you like to do to it...Then tell me your favorite part of your own, and what you want a man to do to it.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

This is for the men and ladies- What are five things on your bucket list? It doesn't have to be your sexual bucket list.

 

[Miles Long]

Still waiting for that pm explaining why you never pm me.

 

[jack80]

A pm describing your image of your shiny white knight!

Or dirty guy with a shotgun in a beat up Oldsmobile.

 

[MattWolf]

A PM describing your favourite work-based sexual fantasy.

 

[mysterydrink]

I want a woman to tell me where she'd like to be most of all, if time and money were of no concern, and if I were there with her.

 

[hatlover123]

I want a PM from people who can tell me their erotic fantasies about Australian Dropbears leaping from large vines to descend on unwary Swedish tourists who came to see the mysterious outback escorted by an Australian bushmen who makes too many Paul Hogan "Crocodile Dundee" references.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I want a PM from people who can tell me their erotic fantasies about Australian Dropbears leaping from large vines to descend on unwary Swedish tourists who came to see the mysterious outback escorted by an Australian bushmen who makes too many Paul Hogan "Crocodile Dundee" references.

Dude your box is about to be flooded!

 

[hatlover123]

Dude your box is about to be flooded!

I'm finding it difficult to keep up.

 

[Porkwarrior]

I've only got one about a Swedish massage team, and it was Costa Rica, and it was monkey's flinging poo...sorry bro.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I would like a pm telling me about your favorite Super Bowl commercial.

 

[mysterydrink]

Tell me what you wish I was doing right now, as opposed to what I'm actually doing.

 

[TheAnimalWithin]

Tell me about the first time you tasted another person....your first time sucking a cock or licking a pussy.

 

[ashesatwork]

I want a joke... a funny one...it can be so stupid its funny or it can be knock socks off funny it can be dirty if it needs to be... just dont expect me to dirty chat you back happy Friday my friends...

 

[KalIsBack]

Um. Let's see. From you, I'd like a PM telling me all the steamy things you'd like to do to me here at work.

From you, a PM telling me the craziest thing (maybe not the most embarrassing thing) that you can ever remember (or not remember) doing.

 

[KalIsBack]

Why do women waste a man's time when in the end they don't want have a relationship?!

Why do men do the same thing to women?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'd like a PM from a woman telling me her favorite bra and panty combo.
Must be bra and panties you actually own.

 

[Howaboutitthen]

I would like a PM that would self destruct in five seconds, whether it's Mission Impossible or just Inspector Gadget, give me something good.

 

[mysterydrink]

Tell me what you'd wear if you wanted to surprise me with a knock on my door in the middle of the day.