Request a Private Message

[cowslinger64]

thanks, this worked wonders for me the other night.

turn into this?


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9v3zpD5sz1rfa3r6o1_500.gif

 

[ilovehugs]

would enjoy a pm from someone just for a chat and maybe make a new friend at the same time

 

[mikeroman336]

I obliged someone's request on this thread, so now I suppose it's my turn to request a PM. Ready, set & go!

 

[BlueNightingale]

turn into this?


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9v3zpD5sz1rfa3r6o1_500.gif

no you pig. I don't play solitaire!

and on a toilet? good Lord! I have more class than that, have nice satin sheets on the bed and pretty toys to play with.

If you aren't volunteering to help then don't waste my time!

 

[tericloth]

no you pig. I don't play solitaire!

and on a toilet? good Lord! I have more class than that, have nice satin sheets on the bed and pretty toys to play with.

If you aren't volunteering to help then don't waste my time!

Raises my hand. I volunteer

 

[Timihendrix]

Ok, interesting premise. Someone surprise me, then.

 

[Bluespark]

no you pig. I don't play solitaire!

and on a toilet? good Lord! I have more class than that, have nice satin sheets on the bed and pretty toys to play with.

If you aren't volunteering to help then don't waste my time!

If you are looking for help send me a PM. Seems you are ready to go with satin sheets and pretty toys to play with perhaps we could inspire each other.

 

[bob88]

no you pig. I don't play solitaire!

and on a toilet? good Lord! I have more class than that, have nice satin sheets on the bed and pretty toys to play with.

If you aren't volunteering to help then don't waste my time!

Now that was a funny line.........I don't Play Solitaire

 

[tritiusj]

Since I seem to be having a streak of my unsolicited (but polite, respectful, and non-creepy) PMs going unanswered as of late, perhaps this thread would work better.

I'm stuck in front of a computer all day for work, so I would love to get some PMs, and they don't even have to be sexual in nature. Conversation keeps me sane, and I'd be most happy to reciprocate.

 

[meliora72]

I'd like to hear from someone (female or male) telling why they came to Lit and what they actually get out of it.

 

[tericloth]

I'd like to hear from someone (female or male) telling why they came to Lit and what they actually get out of it.

om sent

 

[tericloth]

om sent

oops, pm

 

[rot_teufel]

looking for someone to play with
tell me what your game is

 

[cowslinger64]

no you pig. I don't play solitaire!

and on a toilet? good Lord! I have more class than that, have nice satin sheets on the bed and pretty toys to play with.

If you aren't volunteering to help then don't waste my time!

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lol......damn girl, unfurl your knickers, geeeez!! I was just fuckin around..

I'll assume you are too..




I couldnt find a gif of a woman masturbating, and having phone sex while laying on satin sheets..perhaps you can direct me to it?

 

[Bluespark]

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lol......damn girl, unfurl your knickers, geeeez!! I was just fuckin around..

I'll assume you are too..




I couldnt find a gif of a woman masturbating, and having phone sex while laying on satin sheets..perhaps you can direct me to it?

Now kids no fighting.

 

[TomBoner]

^^^ The hell with it ... let 'em fight. I'm hoping it turns up that gif slingers looking for.

 

[cowslinger64]

^^^ The hell with it ... let 'em fight. I'm hoping it turns up that gif slingers looking for.

Cock avatar guys are on my ignore list. I dont wanna see your dick, and after having this discussion on the board a few times, noone else does either.



her reply was either kidding or way over the top imo..im not looking to fight anyone.

 

[C5MiGuy]

Since I seem to be having a streak of my unsolicited (but polite, respectful, and non-creepy) PMs going unanswered as of late, perhaps this thread would work better.

I'm stuck in front of a computer all day for work, so I would love to get some PMs, and they don't even have to be sexual in nature. Conversation keeps me sane, and I'd be most happy to reciprocate.

No. It doesn't work. And I feel you on the getting ignored. I'm convinced my "life" on the internet is just a reflection of my everyday life.

Of course someone* could always PM me and prove me wrong.



* - to be read as 20s or 30s female, attractive and unattached

 

[TomBoner]

No. It doesn't work. And I feel you on the getting ignored. I'm convinced my "life" on the internet is just a reflection of my everyday life.

Of course someone* could always PM me and prove me wrong.



* - to be read as 20s or 30s female, attractive and unattached

Presumably ones without a cock avatar?!?

 

[C5MiGuy]

Presumably ones without a cock avatar?!?

Hey if some 20s to 30s aged female has a cock avatar I don't care.

 

[rot_teufel]

Hey if some 20s to 30s aged female has a cock avatar I don't care.

what if she has an actual cock?

 

[C5MiGuy]

what if she has an actual cock?

Desperation will lead you to accept just about anything.

 

[rot_teufel]

Desperation will lead you to accept just about anything.

I can see that, feel your pain.

 

[BlueNightingale]

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lol......damn girl, unfurl your knickers, geeeez!! I was just fuckin around..

I'll assume you are too..




I couldnt find a gif of a woman masturbating, and having phone sex while laying on satin sheets..perhaps you can direct me to it?

Oh course I kid, I tease--only those I like. If you weren't so damn cute I wouldn't bother. (and who said I was wearing any "knickers" to "unfurl" anyway?)
Let's kiss and make up, Okay?

Was going to PM you my little snark but it wouldn't go. Not much choice but to post it.

 

[mikeroman336]

This might have been one of the more entertaining pages I've read on here in a while.

I'll take a PM if anyone's game.

(posted too soon...figures that as soon as I reference a particular page my post ends up being the first one on the NEXT page)