REPRESENT! All the little dick guys, come share your story

[BgMma]

Sorry, I couldn't reisist.

This is an odd mood I am in and rather than submit to this terrible state of ennui, I make a bullshit thread.

No, really, I think that someone needs to tell us of his teeny weenie!
I think they are cute and suckable!
I threw that one in since HeavyStick says I am a slut

 

[HeavyStick]

*ahem*

I said Jabba the Slut.

 

[BgMma]

*ahem*

I said Jabba the Slut.

Okay, okay.....but a slut is still a slut.

And I knew you would be the first one here. I thought you were finally going to admit that those hot pics of you are really of BobBytchin or something.

 

[MNGuy]

I'm hung like a fly!



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Isn't it adorable!

 

[Smiley777]

Geez, I gotta write a story about it now?

 

[BgMma]

I'm hung like a fly!



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Isn't it adorable!

Hee hee!! holy shit, that's good!

Smiley, you don't have to write a story per se......you can do an essay if you like! I am sure the Incredible Hulk would love to help you!

 

[Smiley777]

Smiley, you don't have to write a story per se......you can do an essay if you like! I am sure the Incredible Hulk would love to help you!

Lol.

 

[BgMma]

Lol.

What??

You act like I haven't seen your mighty dog, pumpkin!

 

[Smiley777]

What??

You act like I haven't seen your mighty dog, pumpkin!

You haven't...that was my stunt double.

 

[BgMma]

You haven't...that was my stunt double.

HeavyStick been faking pics of you, too???

 

[Smiley777]

HeavyStick been faking pics of you, too???

We just share the same talent agent.

 

[BgMma]

OMG! That is too fucking funny!

 

[HeavyStick]

HeavyStick been faking pics of you, too???

hmmm?

 

[BgMma]

hmmm?

What?
Ohhh, nothing.......

 

[teddybear4play]

Sorry, I couldn't reisist.

This is an odd mood I am in and rather than submit to this terrible state of ennui, I make a bullshit thread.

No, really, I think that someone needs to tell us of his teeny weenie!
I think they are cute and suckable!
I threw that one in since HeavyStick says I am a slut

I think you should submit to my teeny weenie.

I'll give you some ennui.

TB4p

 

[nasty1]

I think everyone here knows about mine. Hell, sitting down, you wouldn't even be able to tell I have one, cause, its so small.

 

[BgMma]

Teddybear.....you know I can't resist you! You sure you want some playtime?

nasty1, you may be hanging out with Webster, but you know it grows!!

 

[teddybear4play]

Teddybear.....you know I can't resist you! You sure you want some playtime?

I'm always up for playtime.

TB4p

 

[BgMma]

I'm always up for playtime.

TB4p

Yummy!

 

[nasty1]

Teddybear.....you know I can't resist you! You sure you want some playtime?

nasty1, you may be hanging out with Webster, but you know it grows!!

Even erect, I'm a pencil dick. That's pretty fucking bad.

 

[YadaYada]

My tiny dick story

I built up a major inferiority complex at my last job. All of the guys were so much bigger than I was. So much more muscular. And God, were they ever hung! I'm talking down to the knees! I felt like such a vienna sausage, so inadequate in comparison.




Anyway, since I've stopped working at the stable, I'm feeling much better about things. With the patient help of the right woman, I'm hoping that I will come to feel virile and studly again, even if all I have hanging between my legs is a mere ten inches.

The end.

 

[weed]

It's not how big the pencil is but what you write with it.

 

[BgMma]

Even erect, I'm a pencil dick. That's pretty fucking bad.

Well, I still like you, honey, if it makes you feel better!


YadaYada......you fucking crack me up! I love it!

And weed has a great point!

 

[nasty1]

It's not how big the pencil is but what you write with it.

I never said I get fully erect. Can't even get hard enough for insertion. So, my penis is basically worthless. I don't know why I just do a John Bobbett. What's the point of having one if you can't use it?

 

[nasty1]

Well, I still like you, honey, if it makes you feel better!

I appreciate it, hun. However, love is still a big thing missing in my live. And, I don't care however many times I hear it, love leads to sex, even if there not the same thing.