REPORT BUTTON - Accountability Thread

[theault_b]

There are no "perma bans", dipshit. Walk backward through a field of dicks, dummy.

Kays, Q...

REPORTED - Reason : Gotta be first to report him!!!!! Extra Lit-Points!!!

 

[Aquagal]

It's ok hun. YOU'RE BANNED!
- Smug Cunt / Glass House - and you kind of remind me of that creeper Recidivist (but only with a GED) - She Got Banned for "that thing", right? So, since you remind me of her... BANNED

I thought the little cheese knife was a threat.

Report!

 

[Shadwell41]

Call it a turd, poop, or feces, but shite is just plain shite no matter the name.

vetteman will ham-fist himself silly to this post.

 

[Shadwell41]

I thought the little cheese knife was a threat.

Report!

It could have been worse.


It could have been a spork!

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Wow, you're so ganster!

All i got to say is you're gonna need a bigger boat to catch me.

Ask rorbag how he just happens to be on his final warning for bumping old cool kids threads.

 

[LesDesirable]

vetteman will ham-fist himself silly to this post.

Not one shite was given about a long departed bigot, nor about those who still hold his memory so dear.

 

[Shadwell41]

Not one shite was given about a long departed bigot, nor about those who still hold his memory so dear.

He’s not long departed, nor is he held dearly in any memory.

A bigot? Oh yes!

 

[Hal9000_]

Release the Turd!

ATTICA!!! ATTICA!!!

 

[theault_b]

I thought the little cheese knife was a threat.

Report!

Fuckin A. That Smug Cunt's gotta Knife. THIS POSTER FEELS THREATENED

REPORTED - Reason : IMMINENT THREAT - She's maybe calling my boss! Doxxing! And Knife!!!

 

[Kantarii]

So the thread has reeled in one already.

 

[theault_b]

So the thread has reeled in one already.

Cool! Is it someone who was mistakenly reported to be me, again? (They send our offices the best, angriest REPORTS) Suckers. The MODERATORS got that part right!

 

[Kantarii]

The dog days of Summer are heating up. Gonna be a board full of noobies whispering in the breeze before Fall gets here.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I've never been banned.

Many have tried.

Me neither.

I wonder why that is?

Oh wait...we've never been banned because we follow the Forum Guidelines!

Darned shame about Queerbait, he was only 117 pists away from 40,000 before the banhammer got him this morning.

It appears he's dusted off "Connie" now to use as his new "root" userid and will act like nothing's happened.

 

[theault_b]

The dog days of Summer are heating up. Gonna be a board full of noobies whispering in the breeze before Fall gets here.

That's kind of the plan, no?

Years ago, Ishmael claimed that Laurel told him - I can only assume tete-a-tete, for that was his tone then - that she did not care for the forums... especially the GB. Quite a big bother. A potential problem every day. The Money was in the stories that people posted to the library. Didn't matter how good they were. The 'quick strokers' did not want interaction. They wanted to come, cum and slink away. Hits=Income. Yeah. Makes perfect sense. Fricking VBulletin had these forums attached to the basic universe.

Times have changed, but not really that much. Income stream is different. And the older inmates in the attached asylum have become... (dare one say...) uppity?

Lot of that might be bullshit too. Think Lewis Carroll or Phillip K Phallus.

 

[FukLuk]

That's kind of the plan, no?

Years ago, Ishmael claimed that Laurel told him - I can only assume tete-a-tete, for that was his tone then - that she did not care for the forums... especially the GB. Quite a big bother. A potential problem every day. The Money was in the stories that people posted to the library. Didn't matter how good they were. The 'quick strokers' did not want interaction. They wanted to come, cum and slink away. Hits=Income. Yeah. Makes perfect sense. Fricking VBulletin had these forums attached to the basic universe.

Times have changed, but not really that much. Income stream is different. And the older inmates in the attached asylum have become... (dare one say...) uppity?

Lot of that might be bullshit too. Think Lewis Carroll or Phillip K Phallus.

STFU, n00b.

 

[theault_b]

STFU, n00b.

COPY, boy.

 

[Go_Fuck_Yourself]

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[Kantarii]

That's kind of the plan, no?

It doesn’t stop the revolving door.

They always come back meaner than before.

On a mission, they say.

 

[FataMorgana]

It's ok hun. YOU'RE BANNED!
- Smug Cunt / Glass House - and you kind of remind me of that creeper Recidivist (but only with a GED) - She Got Banned for "that thing", right? So, since you remind me of her... BANNED

Reci was never banned, neither were the folk who bragged openly that their threads "outing her" as a sex offender were coming up on Google.

Now this legendary perma ban thing. Is it that severe it curls your hair? That's some serious shit. I remember my last perm in the very early 90s. Fuck me I was devastated. Left on too long before neutralising and I ended up looking like one of the Jackson Five.

If you see a depressed looking muppet walking about with obscenely tight curls you know they've been banned from Lit. Mines only just relaxed into a demi wave.

 

[FataMorgana]

It doesn’t stop the revolving door.

They always come back meaner than before.

On a mission, they say.

My mother used to say the same about shaving your legs.

 

[FukLuk]

COPY, boy.

For a busybody alt, I'm surprised you lasted this long.

 

[feverplanet]

It's ok hun. YOU'RE BANNED!
- Smug Cunt / Glass House - and you kind of remind me of that creeper Recidivist (but only with a GED) - She Got Banned for "that thing", right? So, since you remind me of her... BANNED

Indeed, ironically she’s never been banned. Someone ought to get on that, no?

 

[Lancedalot]

There are no "perma bans", dipshit.

Do you have butters' permission to gossip about her, paperboi?

Now this legendary perma ban thing. Is it that severe it curls your hair? That's some serious shit.

Just another imagination of butters' mail order bride mind.

 

[toeskr]

This is serious business!

I, for one, have many vendettas here.

Turd Fergeson, my Nemesis, was a thorn in my side.

Shaddup ferd.

 

[theault_b]

Reci was never banned, neither were the folk who bragged openly that their threads "outing her" as a sex offender were coming up on Google.

Now this legendary perma ban thing. Is it that severe it curls your hair? That's some serious shit. I remember my last perm in the very early 90s. Fuck me I was devastated. Left on too long before neutralising and I ended up looking like one of the Jackson Five.

If you see a depressed looking muppet walking about with obscenely tight curls you know they've been banned from Lit. Mines only just relaxed into a demi wave.

You are as right as... rein. I don’t think there was ever a ban on that one. Nor those tormentors. She did have the good grace under fire to take a powder when she wrote too much truth into all of the fictions. This is no place for truth, or fairness, or reason or really... for anything too beautiful... any longer. Have you lurked, Fata? In your time away? Is the wave yours or still somewhat chemically contorted? Shit like that matters.