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[Holly Delight]

Is anyone else going to bed early tonight?

Who went to bed early?

 

[xzchief]

Who went to bed early?

Didn't everyone go to bed early? This thread is quiet.

 

[Holly Delight]

Didn't everyone go to bed early? This thread is quiet.

It was a dark and stormy night.

Suddenly, a shot rang out!

BANG !!!!


Did that wake anybody?

 

[xzchief]

It was a dark and stormy night.

Suddenly, a shot rang out!

BANG !!!!


Did that wake anybody?

No, sorry. How are you?

 

[Holly Delight]

No, sorry. How are you?

Doing all right here.

So you weren't even startled?*

*probably not by the shot, but by the poor literature

 

[xzchief]

Doing all right here.

So you weren't even startled?*

*probably not by the shot, but by the poor literature

Do you know what startles me? Guys from COPS on my doorstep.

 

[Holly Delight]

Do you know what startles me? Guys from COPS on my doorstep.

Does that happen a lot?

 

[xzchief]

Would a few times a season count as a lot? Have you seen me? I'm the one who's drunk, fat and shirtless running from the police officers screaming like a maniac.

 

[Holly Delight]

Would a few times a season count as a lot? Have you seen me? I'm the one who's drunk, fat and shirtless running from the police officers screaming like a maniac.

Do you get paid as an extra?

(Sounds like a pretty good gig)

 

[xzchief]

Do you get paid as an extra?

(Sounds like a pretty good gig)

No, do you think I think I need a better agent?

 

[Holly Delight]

No, do you think I think I need a better agent?

So, you keep getting arrested over and over for real ???

 

[xzchief]

So, you keep getting arrested over and over for real ???

No, I've never been arrested. Am I lame?

 

[MechaBlade]

No, I've never been arrested. Am I lame?

Shall we break the law tonight?

 

[xzchief]

Shall we break the law tonight?

What do you have in mind?

 

[Holly Delight]

Can I get arrested too? What's the plan? WooHoo!! A group thingy!!

 

[handlebars69]

i know a good lawyer for after you get arrested.... would you like his number?

 

[xzchief]

Like I always say, fearlessness is knowing my lawyers are better than your lawyers. What's his number?

 

[Holly Delight]

What kind of a lawyer are we going to need?

They all specialize you know.

 

[handlebars69]

Like I always say, fearlessness is knowing my lawyers are better than your lawyers. What's his number?

867-5309 her name is jenny


do you need anything else?

 

[xzchief]

What kind of a lawyer are we going to need?

They all specialize you know.

Where's Johnnie Cochran when you need him?

 

[xzchief]

867-5309 her name is jenny


do you need anything else?

Did you get that number on the wall?

 

[handlebars69]

lmao

do you know a joke when you see one?

 

[xzchief]

lmao

do you know a joke when you see one?

So for a good time, call? Ever heard of Tommy Tutone?

 

[handlebars69]

i dunno who sings it... i was born in the 80's... id have to be one smart baby wouldnt i?

 

[xzchief]

i dunno who sings it... i was born in the 80's... id have to be one smart baby wouldnt i?

867-5309, 867-5309
I got it, I got it
I got your number on the wall
for a good time, for a good time, call

Is it weird I know the lyrics to that song? You would have to smart to know that song. When were you born?