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[JInCT]

how much are you paid by the Key West Chamber of Commerce?

actually i love key west, mallory square sunsets, and bahia honda a little further north, and it may be where we go this winter. i've been hoping to get back to playa del carmen, about thirty miles south of cancun, and we have friends in joshua tree, californIA, but the sad truth is i'm not sure we'll even get away, again.

Hey! She DOES sound like a Tour guide, doesn't she?

I loved the beaches in Cancun....went Parasailing there for the only time in my life.

 

[JInCT]

Sorta white meat, are ya?

...(fresh)...

Have you seen the ads..... "Jim...the OTHER white meat"?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I'm a one-piecer woman.

You a Speedo kind of guy?

people still wear swimsuits?

how barbaric!!!!

 

[Holly Delight]

how much are you paid by the Key West Chamber of Commerce?

actually i love key west, mallory square sunsets, and bahia honda a little further north, and it may be where we go this winter. i've been hoping to get back to playa del carmen, about thirty miles south of cancun, and we have friends in joshua tree, californIA, but the sad truth is i'm not sure we'll even get away, again.

Ever sat on the beach on the east end of Duval street to see the sun rise and then work your way down to the square to see the sun set that same evening?

 

[Holly Delight]

...(fresh)...

Have you seen the ads..... "Jim...the OTHER white meat"?

Pork. Pork. Pork.

Not a vegetarian then, huh?

 

[Holly Delight]

people still wear swimsuits?

how barbaric!!!!

I forgot. You're wearing yours in your av.

Is there a nude beach there?

 

[JInCT]

Pork. Pork. Pork.

Not a vegetarian then, huh?

The problem with eating vegetables is they don't wiggle around as much as women with full brain function....then there's all those tubes and wires and catheders. Not to mention hospital security.


This post might be a new low for me...whatcha think?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Ever sat on the beach on the east end of Duval street to see the sun rise and then work your way down to the square to see the sun set that same evening?

i haven't.
i guess i should, eh?

 

[Holly Delight]

The problem with eating vegetables is they don't wiggle around as much as women with full brain function....then there's all those tubes and wires and catheders. Not to mention hospital security.


This post might be a new low for me...whatcha think?

You'd eat a woman with a catheter?

 

[JInCT]

You'd eat a woman with a catheter?

Vegetables...hospital beds.... tubes/wires/catheders getting in the way.

Don't they say the joke isn't funny if you have to explain it? sorry

 

[Holly Delight]

Vegetables...hospital beds.... tubes/wires/catheders getting in the way.

Don't they say the joke isn't funny if you have to explain it? sorry

I sorta got it. The visual just got in the way.

You have any really good jokes?

 

[Holly Delight]

i haven't.
i guess i should, eh?

Yes. It's a requirement for each visit to Key West.

You mean no one told you?

Wait until I get my hands on those Chamber of Commerce slackers....!

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I forgot. You're wearing yours in your av.

Is there a nude beach there?

where? key west? playa del carmen? here?

 

[JInCT]

I sorta got it. The visual just got in the way.

You have any really good jokes?

you mean you didn't like that one?



Whats the difference between Santa Claus and Michael Jackson?

Santa waits until the kids are asleep before emptying his sack.

 

[Holly Delight]

where? key west? playa del carmen? here?

Key West.

Isn't that where you go to get your all-over tan?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I sorta got it. The visual just got in the way.

You have any really good jokes?

well, you see this mollusk walks up to a sea cucumber, well, he doesn't really walk up, cause mollusks don't walk, and the sea cucumber isn't really standing, well, anyway, they're all kinda hanging around -- have you heard this already?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Key West.

Isn't that where you go to get your all-over tan?

i'm naked anytime anywhere i can get away with it.
and you?

i don't know if there's any nude beach in town. there used to be one at the north end of the bahia honda state park beach, tho.

 

[Holly Delight]

you mean you didn't like that one?



Whats the difference between Santa Claus and Michael Jackson?

Santa waits until the kids are asleep before emptying his sack.

He's one crazy white man, isn't he?

(Michael, that is)

 

[JInCT]

He's one crazy white man, isn't he?

(Michael, that is)

LMAO...now that's funny.....

What did Santa bring you?

 

[Holly Delight]

well, you see this mollusk walks up to a sea cucumber, well, he doesn't really walk up, cause mollusks don't walk, and the sea cucumber isn't really standing, well, anyway, they're all kinda hanging around -- have you heard this already?

No. Keep going. You gonna tell the rest?

 

[Holly Delight]

i'm naked anytime anywhere i can get away with it.
and you?

i don't know if there's any nude beach in town. there used to be one at the north end of the bahia honda state park beach, tho.

So, when you do this nude thing, do you always keep your back to everyone?

 

[Holly Delight]

LMAO...now that's funny.....

What did Santa bring you?

A new dildo and a matching butt plug.

(You have to tell Santa what you REALLY want!)

How about you?

 

[Holly Delight]

Sorry, duplicate post

 

[TheOlderGuy]

He's one crazy white man, isn't he?

(Michael, that is)

you trying to smear crazy people?

 

[JInCT]

A new dildo and a matching butt plug.

(You have to tell Santa what you REALLY want!)

How about you?

jacket, bathrobe, books

Sounds like there were a lot more, or a lot less black marks next to your name on Santa list...Which do you think?