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[Tryharder62]

Didn't I lose my virginity during a surprise inspection?

 

[Laurel]

Can you cry under water?

 

[Laurel]

What disease did cured ham actually have?

 

[IndieSnob]

Does curing ham make it kosher or halal?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Can't it be both?

 

[Tryharder62]

Did we seriously go from talking about my virginity to talking about cured ham?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

What kind of people get so easily distracted?

Bonus Question: How long have you been a virgin?

 

[Tryharder62]

What kind of people get so easily distracted?

Bonus Question: How long have you been a virgin?

Doesn't excessive horniness cause memory loss?

Bonus Answer: Is this something I should remember?

 

[maverick51]

Doesn't excessive horniness cause memory loss?

Bonus Answer: Is this something I should remember?

If you are excessively hornie, why worry about anything?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Who's worried?

 

[maverick51]

Who's worried?

i might be; do you think she told her husband about our lunch?

 

[Tryharder62]

Did you know he no longer cares what I eat?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

What DO you eat?

 

[Tryharder62]

Does swallowing count?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Does swallowing count?

Isn't that a prerequisite for eating?

 

[MsTexas]

Will you need a spoon?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Are you going to spoonfeed me some melon?

 

[MsTexas]

Is melon really your first choice?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Is melon really your first choice?

Are they ripe and sweet?

 

[Tryharder62]

Are they ripe and sweet?

Did you know that just because the melons are big doesn't make them ripe and sweet?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Did you know that just because the melons are big doesn't make them ripe and sweet?

Don't you have to squeeze them to be sure?

 

[maverick51]

Don't you have to squeeze them to be sure?

will they bruise if you squeeze them a wee bit to hard?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

will they bruise if you squeeze them a wee bit to hard?

Isn't that a sign that they're perfectly ripe?

 

[maverick51]

Isn't that a sign that they're perfectly ripe?

Could be, but ripe for what??

 

[TheOlderGuy]

picking? licking? biting? tasting?