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[Jaelen]

If you are takeing Granny out to a nice dinner for her birthday and you await her getting ready for a long,long time in her livingroom and your reservations are for 8:00 and it is now 7:45,and she comes out in a hellacious looking outfit and asks you how she looks.Will you lie to her and tell her she looks just fine?Or will you tell her she looks terrible?

Would I hurt my own Granny?

 

[Adakgirl]

No would you lie to your granny?
This is the question

 

[silkynik]

Do people lie?

 

[Holy Devil]

Do people lie?

What is the penguin doing?

 

[lassarina]

Does anyone have coffee ready yet?

 

[Guest]

How about tea instead?

 

[Lycantil]

one lump or two?

 

[Holly Delight]

Do you have lemon?

 

[MistyBluEyes]

Do you have lemon?

Are you making lemonade?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Fagin]

Does anyone like smoked turkey?

How hard are they to keep lit?

 

[MistyBluEyes]

How hard are they to keep lit?

LOL

Is it ok if I don't ask a question?

 

[garbage can]

LOL

Is it ok if I don't ask a question?

Why would you not ask a question ?

 

[Fagin]

What good is this thread without a question?

 

[unregistered]

 

[silkynik]

What good is a thread without a needle?

What good is a needle without a haystack?

 

[sugared]

What good is a needle without a haystack?

What good is a penguin without a computer?

 

[silkynik]

What good is a penguin without Linux!?

 

[unregistered]

 

[silkynik]

What good is a thimble without a needle?

You are right..but...does anyone use thimbles anymore? (apart from bar drink measures!)

 

[unregistered]

 

[silkynik]

Perhaps only in surgery?

 

[Tomo_Zen]

Perhaps only in surgery?

Anybody sick?

 

[silkynik]

Anybody sick?

I don't think so...The health service is healthy, isn't it?

 

[honeykissed_25]

Anybody sick?

Do you count a girl being hogtied to a pool table and having a pool cue stuffed up your #@%& sick?
-OR-
Do you count the people enjoying viewing the photograph of the girl being hog tied to a pool table about to have a cue stuffed up her #@%&, sick?