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ellie_knows said:
Anyone know a good joke?


A Mexican guy walked up to a house, and knocked on the door. When a woman answered he said "Ah Senorita, I am looking for work to buy food" The woman points to the back yard and says "My husband is back there, go ask him" So the Mexican goes in the back yard and says "Ah Senior, I am looking for work to buy food" The husband says "Well I guess you could paint my porch. When you are done, let me know and I'll pay you" He hands the Mexican guy the paint, and a brush and lets him go to work. A little while later, the Mexican goes back in the back yard and says "Senior, I am finished and ready to get paid" The husband says "You are done already? How can that be" The Mexican said "Senior you were mistaken, that car isn't a Porsche, it's a BMW"

Is that funny? Come on, it's WAY better than Fagin's jokes right?
 
MistyBluEyes said:
A Mexican guy walked up to a house, and knocked on the door. When a woman answered he said "Ah Senorita, I am looking for work to buy food" The woman points to the back yard and says "My husband is back there, go ask him" So the Mexican goes in the back yard and says "Ah Senior, I am looking for work to buy food" The husband says "Well I guess you could paint my porch. When you are done, let me know and I'll pay you" He hands the Mexican guy the paint, and a brush and lets him go to work. A little while later, the Mexican goes back in the back yard and says "Senior, I am finished and ready to get paid" The husband says "You are done already? How can that be" The Mexican said "Senior you were mistaken, that car isn't a Porsche, it's a BMW"

Is that funny? Come on, it's WAY better than Fagin's jokes right?




got any more?
 
TheOlderGuy said:
would i want more if it was bad? :nana: :nana: :nana:


I guess not....if I'm the joke teller for now, I get to forgo the thread rules right?



A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a hike in Yellowstone Park.

While they were hiking they were attacked by 2 bears, one male and one female. The male bear dismembered and ate the Czechslovakian guy, but the lawyer managed to escape.

He ran straight to the nearest Rangers station, and told them what had happened, and they sent out a group of rangers to see what was going on.

Sure enough, the Rangers arrived at the place that the lawyer mentioned, and there were the female and the male bears. So one of the Rangers took his rifle and shot the female.

So the other Rangers asked "why did you shoot the female? he said that the male ate his friend" So the Ranger answers "Would you believe a lawyer if he told you that the Czech is in the male?"
 
MistyBluEyes said:
A Mexican guy walked up to a house, and knocked on the door. When a woman answered he said "Ah Senorita, I am looking for work to buy food" The woman points to the back yard and says "My husband is back there, go ask him" So the Mexican goes in the back yard and says "Ah Senior, I am looking for work to buy food" The husband says "Well I guess you could paint my porch. When you are done, let me know and I'll pay you" He hands the Mexican guy the paint, and a brush and lets him go to work. A little while later, the Mexican goes back in the back yard and says "Senior, I am finished and ready to get paid" The husband says "You are done already? How can that be" The Mexican said "Senior you were mistaken, that car isn't a Porsche, it's a BMW"

Is that funny? Come on, it's WAY better than Fagin's jokes right?


you think thats funny???
 
MistyBluEyes said:
So I suppose you think you can do better? Let's hear one then


dont you know I was teasing you?? (it was very funny)
 
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