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TheCaptain said:
lol, I added that but you were too fast in posting. Did you see that I did? :p

And can you believe my laptop's gone retarded, and I have to get it repaired? So I'll be much less regular here soon... will there be tears of sadness, and a fond farewell? :nana:
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Are you saying I stole my question from you?

Laptops have intellengence levels?

When do you need this fond fairwell?
 
Fagin said:
Are you saying I stole my question from you?

Laptops have intellengence levels?

When do you need this fond fairwell?
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Did you? Were you using your advanced spying/infiltration techniques again, like the other week when you knew what song I was listening to on the stereo system at the time? :p

Didnt you know that they did? What, have you been hiding under a rock these past few years, the technology race has passed you by? :D

Could you put one together soonish?

I'm staying up through the night now, so I have a few hours before my father's gonna drive me over to the laptop repairers (*sigh* there goes about 360 bucks Australian :()
 
TheCaptain said:
Did you? Were you using your advanced spying/infiltration techniques again, like the other week when you knew what song I was listening to on the stereo system at the time? :p

Didnt you know that they did? What, have you been hiding under a rock these past few years, the technology race has passed you by? :D

Could you put one together soonish?

I'm staying up through the night now, so I have a few hours before my father's gonna drive me over to the laptop repairers (*sigh* there goes about 360 bucks Australian :()
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Normally my ESP doesn't reach to the land down under. Could the stereo incident have been a fluke? Could it have been the internet connection?

Not behind a rock but out in the open where everybody can see. Can't you see?

Our dear Captain, your absence will deeply affect our ability to enjoy our time at Lit. We just don't know how we will function without you here in our presence. May your journey be safe, free of peril. Enjoy yourself and need not worry about us that you leave behind. With that I wish you a fond farewell --- How was that?

How much is that in American?
 
Fagin said:
Normally my ESP doesn't reach to the land down under. Could the stereo incident have been a fluke? Could it have been the internet connection?

Not behind a rock but out in the open where everybody can see. Can't you see?

Our dear Captain, your absence will deeply affect our ability to enjoy our time at Lit. We just don't know how we will function without you here in our presence. May your journey be safe, free of peril. Enjoy yourself and need not worry about us that you leave behind. With that I wish you a fond farewell --- How was that?

How much is that in American?
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Well, that's singularily unimpressive :D Maybe it was untapped psychic potential coming out of your unused, subconscious mind? :p

No I can't see, but it's dark out here... if you have a torch with you, why don't you turn it on and wave it around a bit? Wouldn't that help? :p

Are you being sarcastic? :) lol

How would I know? Pretty close now, since the US dollar's been dropping a bit... though is 80c to the $1 really that much to boast about? :)
 
TheCaptain said:
Well, that's singularily unimpressive :D Maybe it was untapped psychic potential coming out of your unused, subconscious mind? :p

No I can't see, but it's dark out here... if you have a torch with you, why don't you turn it on and wave it around a bit? Wouldn't that help? :p

Are you being sarcastic? :) lol

How would I know? Pretty close now, since the US dollar's been dropping a bit... though is 80c to the $1 really that much to boast about? :)
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Could it be I peek at the whatca jamm'n to thread?

How do you "turn on" a torch?

moi?

So I should toss out my Australian $4 bill?
 
Fagin said:
Could it be I peek at the whatca jamm'n to thread?

How do you "turn on" a torch?

moi?

So I should toss out my Australian $4 bill?
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rofl yes, didnt you know I figured that out ON THE DAY IN QUESTION? :p I'm not quite that dumb, you know... :)

Don't you flick a switch? Wish it was that easy with a couple of ladies I know.... :devil: :p

moi? hey, are you speaking Americanese? What, pray tell, does 'moi' mean? :D

Do we make $4 dollar bills? I thought we made $5s... why wasnt I informed? :p And why does the US have silly $1 bills, instead of $1 and $2 COINS? Isn't that easier than working with bills? And what the HECK is with the paper money? What about plastic cash, like us? HUH???? :p :D *me's a-rambling.... :)
 
TheCaptain said:
rofl yes, didnt you know I figured that out ON THE DAY IN QUESTION? :p I'm not quite that dumb, you know... :)

Don't you flick a switch? Wish it was that easy with a couple of ladies I know.... :devil: :p

moi? hey, are you speaking Americanese? What, pray tell, does 'moi' mean? :D

Do we make $4 dollar bills? I thought we made $5s... why wasnt I informed? :p And why does the US have silly $1 bills, instead of $1 and $2 COINS? Isn't that easier than working with bills? And what the HECK is with the paper money? What about plastic cash, like us? HUH???? :p :D *me's a-rambling.... :)
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Isn't it that easy with the ladies? Yeah right.

Isn't 'moi' french for 'me'?

Isn't an Australian $5 bill equivolent to being a $4US bill at that exchange rate? Could it be Americans hate coins and all attempts to switch have failed? Isn't your plastic money with the see through parts cool?
 
Fagin said:
Isn't it that easy with the ladies? Yeah right.

Isn't 'moi' french for 'me'?

Isn't an Australian $5 bill equivolent to being a $4US bill at that exchange rate? Could it be Americans hate coins and all attempts to switch have failed? Isn't your plastic money with the see through parts cool?
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Lol, yes, wish it was too... :D

Is it? Dont you know I dispise the French, their crappy politics, and their exceedingly difficult-to-learn language, that I was forced to take in high school? :( Darn Frogs... :p

You know, you're probably right there? Do they? Why, much simpler to carry coins, isnt it? And whats with 'dimes' and 'quarters', hey? Why not 10, 20 and 50cent coins like us? :p WHY CANT THE WORLD BE LIKE AUSTRALIA? :p :D It is a pretty nifty feature, isnt it? But do you know that's where they put in the microchips, so THEY can monitor your every movement? :D
 
TheCaptain said:
Lol, yes, wish it was too... :D

Is it? Dont you know I dispise the French, their crappy politics, and their exceedingly difficult-to-learn language, that I was forced to take in high school? :( Darn Frogs... :p

You know, you're probably right there? Do they? Why, much simpler to carry coins, isnt it? And whats with 'dimes' and 'quarters', hey? Why not 10, 20 and 50cent coins like us? :p WHY CANT THE WORLD BE LIKE AUSTRALIA? :p :D It is a pretty nifty feature, isnt it? But do you know that's where they put in the microchips, so THEY can monitor your every movement? :D
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But aren't frog legs tasty?

Isn't that just like the government?
 
Fagin said:
But aren't frog legs tasty?

Isn't that just like the government?
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Who in their right mind would eat FROG'S LEGS? :p

And do you really want to get me started on the government again? :D Damn fascists.... :( :p
 
TheCaptain said:
Who in their right mind would eat FROG'S LEGS? :p

And do you really want to get me started on the government again? :D Damn fascists.... :( :p
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Is it alright that I like frog legs? Are there a bunch of frogs dragging along because they have no legs?

Isn't the government just a figment of your imagination (a bad one at that)?

Should I get my ass off the couch and the whole body into the shower?
 
Fagin said:
Is it alright that I like frog legs? Are there a bunch of frogs dragging along because they have no legs?

Isn't the government just a figment of your imagination (a bad one at that)?

Should I get my ass off the couch and the whole body into the shower?
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Does it really affect my life adversely if you do or dont? :p If there are, wouldnt it be mean of people to deprive them of their main mode of transportation, just for some French crusiene?

Is it? And are you calling my imagination 'bad'? Seems a few Lit readers like the depraved side of my imagination.... :D :devil:

Why? Are you causing nearby plant vegetation to wilter and die when you lift up your arms? :p
 
TheCaptain said:
Does it really affect my life adversely if you do or dont? :p If there are, wouldnt it be mean of people to deprive them of their main mode of transportation, just for some French crusiene?

Is it? And are you calling my imagination 'bad'? Seems a few Lit readers like the depraved side of my imagination.... :D :devil:

Why? Are you causing nearby plant vegetation to wilter and die when you lift up your arms? :p
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:eek: They use French frogs?

Isn't that evident by the H by all your stories?
 
Fagin said:
:eek: They use French frogs?

Isn't that evident by the H by all your stories?
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Dont they just use whatever frog's the closest?

Yes, and do you know how hard it is keeping up with that level of excellence, what with these forums and life generally to distract me? :p
 
You mean they will use the stuffed frog here on the couch?


Isn't it hard to stay at the top?
 
Is it French, huh? Why wasnt it destroyed in the anti-France fervour that gripped the US in '04? :p

Why does it have to be so hard all the time, pray tell? Can't I get a break once in a while...? :)
 
TheCaptain said:
Is it French, huh? Why wasnt it destroyed in the anti-France fervour that gripped the US in '04? :p

Why does it have to be so hard all the time, pray tell? Can't I get a break once in a while...? :)
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Why won't the last French bathline of the tub of America be cleansed away?

Do you think I have any idea?
 
Fagin said:
Why won't the last French bathline of the tub of America be cleansed away?

Do you think I have any idea?
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Maybe you need a stronger cleaning agent?

Do you think I should take a break for a month or two completely, since the laptop is going down for maintence probably for about that long, or keep writing stories the old fashioned way with pen and paper?
 
Fagin said:
Is a nuke strong enough?
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Are frogs like roaches.... survives nuclear blasts? :p I sure hope not... and not the hop-along frogs, neither... I'm talkin the frogs that walk on two legs! :p

Too harsh, perhaps? all in jest, of course :wink:
 
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