Holly Delight
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Fagin said:Would that scare you?
One winked at me once. It wasn't scary.
Would you believe I kissed him on the eye?

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Fagin said:Would that scare you?

Did he spit at you for kissing him like that?Holly Delight said:One winked at me once. It wasn't scary.
Would you believe I kissed him on the eye?![]()

Fagin said:Did he spit at you for kissing him like that?![]()
Wasn't that the thing to do?Holly Delight said:Yes, but would you believe I muffled it?![]()
Fagin said:Wasn't that the thing to do?
Don't you just have the bestest ideas?Holly Delight said:Would you believe it seemed like a good idea at the time?![]()
Fagin said:Don't you just have the bestest ideas?
Why not the lucky fin?Holly Delight said:What are your ideas for bestest parts to kiss?
*lucky fin doesn't count*
Fagin said:Why not the lucky fin?
Why do you think I'm flapping it?Holly Delight said:Is it a sensuous spot?
Fagin said:Why do you think I'm flapping it?
Why are you always picking on the finer details?Holly Delight said:Well, is it more sensuous that one of your larger fins?

How could we not? Can we call you Captain Kangaroo?TheCaptain said:Howdie, back again. Didya miss me?![]()
Do fish live underwater?Fagin said:How could we not? Can we call you Captain Kangaroo?
where else would they live?TheCaptain said:Do fish live underwater?![]()
Well then you show know me as Captain Kangaroo, then, okay?Fagin said:where else would they live?

If you are Captain Kangaroo will you get whacked with sticks?TheCaptain said:Well then you show know me as Captain Kangaroo, then, okay?![]()
Maybe, but it isnt done for fun but only when kangaroos are storming our suburbs in aggressive campaigns of terror, understand?Fagin said:If you are Captain Kangaroo will you get whacked with sticks?
Terrorist kangaroos???TheCaptain said:Maybe, but it isnt done for fun but only when kangaroos are storming our suburbs in aggressive campaigns of terror, understand?
We've pushed them back to ayres rock but they're launching a counteroffensive and we're loosing brave soldiers by the hundreds, now you understand our plight against these ravenous scourges?Fagin said:Terrorist kangaroos???Has the army started a shooting war yet?

Have you tried tactical nukes yet?TheCaptain said:We've pushed them back to ayres rock but they're launching a counteroffensive and we're loosing brave soldiers by the hundreds, now you understand our plight against these ravenous scourges?![]()
Do you know they've already launched one THEMSELVES against parliment house in Camberra, and there's word of making a statue of the roo responsible and having a public holiday commemorated in his honor, cause, despite our differences, both roos and Aussies DESPISE lying, cheating, backstabbing politicians?Fagin said:Have you tried tactical nukes yet?
