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[Fagin]

didn't you see your photo in that report from PETS?

People for the Ethical Treatment of Snails

Didn't my attorney block that publication?

 

[Bridget69]

Didn't my attorney block that publication?

When will it be released?

 

[Fagin]

When is your next visit to the pschologist?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Didn't my attorney block that publication?

didn't he slip on the trail of slime going up the courthouse steps?

 

[Fagin]

didn't he slip on the trail of slime going up the courthouse steps?

did you slime the steps again?

 

[Fagin]

When will it be released?

How's next Thursday sound?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

did you slime the steps again?

shouldn't you have diapers on those snails?

 

[Fagin]

shouldn't you have diapers on those snails?

then how would they slither along?

 

[Fagin]

Have I officially lost my mind?

 

[Bridget69]

then how would they slither along?

Don't snails slither very slowly?

 

[Fagin]

Don't snails slither very slowly?

They do? All of mine have zoomed across the tank in just mere minutes.

 

[Holly Delight]

Don't snails slither very slowly?

NO! They zoom by!

Haven't you ever heard someone say, "Wow, look at that escargot!" ??



*groaner*

 

[xzchief]

Have you ever eaten escargot?

 

[chagrin]

Why yes, I have, but I'm wondering if you've ever eaten pate de fois gras?

 

[xzchief]

What's that?

 

[chagrin]

What's that?

Loosely translated, it means 'fat liver' and, in this case, it refers to pate made from the livers of geese. There's two ways of making it -- the old fashionned way, where the goose is force fed to enrichen and enlarge its liver, and the humane way, which, of course, still results in the goose's death, but its life is more pleasant. I take it you haven't eaten it, then?

 

[workaholic85]

hello?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

hello?

are we to believe from your inflection that that was a question?

 

[Fagin]

are we to believe from your inflection that that was a question?

Have you been to the doctor about that infection?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Have you been to the doctor about that infection?

do you think i should be worried?

 

[Fagin]

do you think i should be worried?

Don't you remember how much time I spent in the hospital with my last infection?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Don't you remember how much time I spent in the hospital with my last infection?

wasn't that the asylum?

 

[Fagin]

wasn't that the asylum?

Wasn't the asylum two years ago?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Wasn't the asylum two years ago?

doesn't time fly?

don't pigs fly, too?

 

[Fagin]

doesn't time fly?

don't pigs fly, too?

isn that buffalos that fly? How else could Hooters get their wings?