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[Holly Delight]

does this mean I can be a Senator?

Shouldn't you aim higher?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Shouldn't you aim higher?

you want him to aim over the senator's head?

 

[Fagin]

Shouldn't you aim higher?

like a janitor?

 

[Holly Delight]

you want him to aim over the senator's head?

Isn't that where everything goes anyway?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Isn't that where everything goes anyway?

do you think that's why we're in the mess we're in?

 

[Holly Delight]

do you think that's why we're in the mess we're in?

Who do you think will be the best candidate in 2008?

Hopefully we can salvage these next four years.

 

[Fagin]

Who do you think will be the best candidate in 2008?

Hopefully we can salvage these next four years.

Can Kermit T. Frog run?

 

[Holly Delight]

Can Kermit T. Frog run?

Probably not. He can hop though, right?

 

[Fagin]

Probably not. He can hop though, right?

Have you ever seen him hop?

 

[Holly Delight]

Have you ever seen him hop?

No, have you?

Probably closer to you there in the pond.

 

[Fagin]

No, have you?

Probably closer to you there in the pond.

I haven't. He swims in the pond. Doesn't that make sense?

 

[Holly Delight]

I haven't. He swims in the pond. Doesn't that make sense?

Does he skinny dip?

 

[Fagin]

Does he skinny dip?

Does he own clothes?

 

[Holly Delight]

Does he own clothes?

Just that collar, I think.

You never see a penis. Are we sure he's a he?

 

[Fagin]

Just that collar, I think.

You never see a penis. Are we sure he's a he?

have you looked real close?

 

[Holly Delight]

have you looked real close?

Not really.

Do you look when he is swimming?

Do you go up close and nibble?

 

[Fagin]

Not really.

Do you look when he is swimming?

Do you go up close and nibble?

no nibble.

Don't you know the one to ask is Ms. Piggy?

 

[Holly Delight]

no nibble.

Don't you know the one to ask is Ms. Piggy?

Does she swim with you and Kermit?

 

[Fagin]

Does she swim with you and Kermit?

Don't you know she hogs the pond?

 

[Holly Delight]

Don't you know she hogs the pond?

I can imagine.

Haven't seen her in awhile.

Suppose she is bacon by now?

 

[Fagin]

I can imagine.

Haven't seen her in awhile.

Suppose she is bacon by now?

Did I eat her for brunch?

 

[Holly Delight]

Did I eat her for brunch?

You had a MPLT*?

*Miss Piggly, lettuce and tomato

 

[Fagin]

You had a MPLT*?

*Miss Piggly, lettuce and tomato

I had Ms. Piggy, eggs and toast.

Would you happen to know why I forgot my apricot preserves?

 

[Holly Delight]

I had Ms. Piggy, eggs and toast.

Would you happen to know why I forgot my apricot preserves?

Didn't you buy them this week?

 

[Fagin]

Didn't you buy them this week?

I always have apricot preserves on hand. A jar in the 'fridge and one in the pantry.

Could it have been I was in too much of a rush to answer an IM from MBE?