TheOlderGuy
Purveyor of Pleasure
- Joined
- Nov 21, 2001
- Posts
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TheOlderGuy said:where have you been?
Holly Delight said:Oh, here and there.
How have you been? I miss hanging out with you and being punny.![]()
Holy Devil said:Old Guy, how are you today?![]()
Hezbollah_Henry said:Why are you ogling my rectum?
Holy Devil said:Are you mad? I'm not a filthy Jew, you know that?![]()
Hezbollah_Henry said:Are you implying that big foreskin flapping around while you walk is not indicative of non-jewness?
Holy Devil said:You must be dreaming...thats not my foreskin but my tail...perhaps you need to wear glasses?![]()
Hezbollah_Henry said:Do you always have so much blue cheese type substance on your tail?

Holy Devil said:What are you talking about? Are you alright?![]()
Hezbollah_Henry said:Are you suggesting I somehow ingested some of your smegma in some freak accident and I am now hallucinating?
Is your meth problem that serious?
Holy Devil said:I suggest? Since when did I suggest? Me, the Devil, suggest? I never suggest...I command...is that clear?![]()
Hezbollah_Henry said:Is what clear? Can you be more specific? Do I look fat in these pants?
Holy Devil said:Are you a female?![]()
Hezbollah_Henry said:Do I need to garrote you with my cock to convince you?
Holy Devil said:You have a cock? What's its name?
Hezbollah_Henry said:Have you never actually heard of my legendary penis called USS Kittyhawk?
Holy Devil said:Thats yours?
Hezbollah_Henry said:you don't think I coud have had such a massively gigantic cock do you?
Holy Devil said:But the Kittyhawk? Thats too huge, duncha think so?![]()
Hezbollah_Henry said:Don't you think that with the cheap slags I fuck that they would want -nee, require - a huge cock so that it touches the walls of their vaginal cavity?

Holy Devil said:Wow...cheap slags...duncha fuck expensive slags?![]()
Hezbollah_Henry said:Do I seem like the kind of guy who would be interested in anything but the dirtiest and sluttiest crack whores working the streets of the world's worst neighbourhoods?
