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[Mr. Crimson]

I can't. But it's been about 100 years since I've tried. When was the last time you tried?

Does it count if I can do it underwater?

 

[BiTeMe69]

oh I can do it underwater does it count for me?

 

[MistyBluEyes]

Are these crazy or what???

Alabama.....Boogers may not be flicked into the wind
Alaska......No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
California.....No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Colorado.....Throwing missles at cars is illegal
Florida.....Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

 

[Mr. Crimson]

i would think so wouldnt you?

Is there any other way?

 

[Mr. Crimson]

oh I can do it underwater does it count for me?

How long can you do it?

 

[Mr. Crimson]

I can't. But it's been about 100 years since I've tried. When was the last time you tried?

100 years? Does that make you older than dirt?

 

[BiTeMe69]

I dont know was i supose to time myself?

 

[Mr. Crimson]

Are these crazy or what???

Alabama.....Boogers may not be flicked into the wind
Alaska......No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
California.....No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Colorado.....Throwing missles at cars is illegal
Florida.....Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Some of those make sense, don't you think?

 

[BiTeMe69]

is dirt 100 years old?

 

[Mr. Crimson]

I dont know was i supose to time myself?

I can do it until I can't hold my breath anymore, can you beat that?

 

[BiTeMe69]

Florida.....Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.[how the fuck could ya do this?!?

 

[BiTeMe69]

it depends how long can you hold your breath?

 

[Mr. Crimson]

is dirt 100 years old?

If she's older than dirt, wouldn't dirt have to be younger than that?

 

[Mr. Crimson]

Florida.....Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.[how the fuck could ya do this?!?

Is that a rule you're looking to break?

 

[BiTeMe69]

I think so but if she is older than dirt what covered the ground or was the ground for that matter?

 

[Mr. Crimson]

it depends how long can you hold your breath?

Would you believe until I'm about to drown?

 

[BiTeMe69]

Is that a rule you're looking to break?

no it would hurt dont ya think?

 

[BiTeMe69]

Would you believe until I'm about to drown?

well wouldnt I have to?

 

[Mr. Crimson]

I think so but if she is older than dirt what covered the ground or was the ground for that matter?

Haven't we talked about this before Misty?

 

[BiTeMe69]

yall have?

 

[Mr. Crimson]

no it would hurt dont ya think?

If it did, they wouldn't have had to make a law to stop people from doing it, right?

 

[MistyBluEyes]

Is that a rule you're looking to break?

I think I'll pass on trying that. Do you know I lived in FL for 30 years and never saw a porcupine?

 

[BiTeMe69]

If it did, they wouldn't have had to make a law to stop people from doing it, right?

I guess but who would be stupid enough to do that?!?

 

[Mr. Crimson]

well wouldnt I have to?

Wouldn't that be up to you?

 

[MistyBluEyes]

Haven't we talked about this before Misty?

Yes we have. Wasn't it the last time I was referred to as older than dirt? Or is it really TOG that is older than dirt?