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[Fagin]

I don't know. Have you checked NoradSanta.com to track his progress this year?

Do you think he may bring me something this year?

 

[xzchief]

Do you think he may bring me something this year?

Sure, what do you want?

 

[expertlinguist]

Can we all mourn the passing of my cat?

allow me to mourne with you.......and when are you going to get yourself another pussy?

 

[expertlinguist]

Anybody seen Santa yet?

Saw him just recently, on the side of the road, being brethalised by a traffic cop on a bike.

Probably after having downed his millionth sherry.

Can one get done for drinking and driving on a flying sledge?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

In that case ... your place or mine?

can we do both?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Oh yes.

Do you know will likes them too?

well, who wouldn't?

 

[Holly Delight]

well, who wouldn't?

Who wouldn't believe in Santa?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Who wouldn't believe in Santa?

santa? who's this santa guy everyone's talking about?

 

[Holly Delight]

santa? who's this santa guy everyone's talking about?

Who's got a beard that's long and white?
Who comes around on a special night?

 

[expertlinguist]

Who's got a beard that's long and white?
Who comes around on a special night?

I've got a beard that's long and white.

And I cum especially at night.

Is it me?

 

[Fagin]

santa? who's this santa guy everyone's talking about?

Is he the guy at the mall that lures all the children to sit on his lap?

 

[expertlinguist]

Is he the guy at the mall that lures all the children to sit on his lap?

I don't do that sort of thing, hence it's not me this santa geezer.

Shouldn't this charachter be arrested then?

 

[Holly Delight]

I've got a beard that's long and white.

And I cum especially at night.

Is it me?

lol --

Who wears boots and a suit of red?
Who wears a long cap on his head?

 

[MistyBluEyes]

Is he the guy at the mall that lures all the children to sit on his lap?

Oh....is it only children who are supposed to sit on his lap?

 

[Fagin]

Oh....is it only children who are supposed to sit on his lap?

Do you think I'd sit on his lap?

If you want to sit on Santa's lap, can I be Santa?

 

[MistyBluEyes]

Do you think I'd sit on his lap?

If you want to sit on Santa's lap, can I be Santa?

Will I get those pink and white boots I want so much if I sit on Santa's lap and ask very nicely?

 

[expertlinguist]

lol --

Who wears boots and a suit of red?
Who wears a long cap on his head?

I do wear boots, but my suit ain't red.
And wear a black helmet on my head.

Nah.........definetely not me......still he should be arrested for molesting children.

 

[Fagin]

Will I get those pink and white boots I want so much if I sit on Santa's lap and ask very nicely?

You may end up with something entirely different.

Is that okay?

 

[expertlinguist]

Will I get those pink and white boots I want so much if I sit on Santa's lap and ask very nicely?

If I get you a pair of pink and white boots would you sit on my lap?

 

[Holly Delight]

If I get you a pair of pink and white boots would you sit on my lap?

I'll pass on the boots, but could I have a purple teddy please?

 

[Fagin]

I'll pass on the boots, but could I have a purple teddy please?

I have a purple teddy bear here, would you like it?

 

[expertlinguist]

I'll pass on the boots, but could I have a purple teddy please?

No problem madam. Would you like something else in purple?

 

[TamedTiger]

can we do both?

Can I do you?

 

[Holly Delight]

No problem madam. Would you like something else in purple?

Well, if it's not too much trouble, could I have the matching stockings and some purple shoes?

*I love purple shoes*

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Can I do you?

you have to ask?