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[Holly Delight]

do you really want me to figure that out, or are you just being inquisitive?

You were asking for questions, so I gave you one.

Do you want another?

 

[wanderer2704]

You were asking for questions, so I gave you one.

Do you want another?

Why not?

 

[Holly Delight]

Did someone say erection?

How many erections will you have between now and the election?

(This sounds like a poll question, doesn't it?)

 

[TheOlderGuy]

You were asking for questions, so I gave you one.

Do you want another?

would you be so kind?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

How many erections will you have between now and the election?

(This sounds like a poll question, doesn't it?)

are we sick of politics yet?

 

[Fagin]

are we sick of politics yet?

Is 'annoyed' a better choice of words?

 

[Holly Delight]

are we sick of politics yet?

Don't we have to endure until Nov 2?

How many erections -- you didn't answer ??

 

[Fagin]

Holly the hell are ya?

Does anybody want toast?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Don't we have to endure until Nov 2?

How many erections -- you didn't answer ??

well, let's see, 22 days, erection every seventeen minutes, ummm, how many minutes in a day?

 

[Holly Delight]

Holly the hell are ya?

Does anybody want toast?

How about a bagel?

 

[wanderer2704]

How many erections will you have between now and the election?

(This sounds like a poll question, doesn't it?)

I was going to ask:

When is the election (I'm English so don't know)?

But that was sort of answered

Then I was going to ask:

How many minutes in a day?

But that was asked.

So instead I shall just ask:

Every 17 minutes, really?

 

[Holly Delight]

well, let's see, 22 days, erection every seventeen minutes, ummm, how many minutes in a day?

22 x (24 x 60 / 17) = 1863 erections, give or take a fractional erection.

So, you'll be pretty busy between now and then, huh?

 

[Fagin]

How about a bagel?

I have cinnamon raisin bagel bread, will that do?

 

[Holly Delight]

I have cinnamon raisin bagel bread, will that do?

No croissants?

I like cappuccino and croissants.

 

[Holly Delight]

Every 17 minutes, really?

And we all wondered what he did out there in his garden, didn't we?

 

[Fagin]

No croissants?

I like cappuccino and croissants.

No croissants, no cappuccino.

Maybe TOG has some?

 

[justatramp]

Morning All

Just stopping in...Wouldn't it be nice to be this little guy? Could care less about the election or the debates. Just has to worry about where put that next erection...

 

[Fagin]

And we all wondered what he did out there in his garden, didn't we?

Organic fertilizer?

 

[Holly Delight]

Organic fertilizer?

Must be his secret. Do you know that's 84 shots of fertilizer a day?

Wow.

I hope he can keep it up until election day. Figuratively and literally.

 

[FastFastr]

I hope he can keep it up until election day. Figuratively and literally.

Did you say that you hope he can keep it up until ERECTION DAY?

 

[Guest]

Can any other guys besides FF and I keep it up that long?

 

[Fagin]

Must be his secret. Do you know that's 84 shots of fertilizer a day?

Wow.

I hope he can keep it up until election day. Figuratively and literally.

Just how big is his garden?

 

[Fagin]

Can any other guys besides FF and I keep it up that long?

Have you seen the doctor about that?

 

[spazmodious]

How many erections will you have between now and the election?

(This sounds like a poll question, doesn't it?)

How many?... 1 (the same one that has lasted for 20 years)

Does that make me a freak?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

22 x (24 x 60 / 17) = 1863 erections, give or take a fractional erection.

So, you'll be pretty busy between now and then, huh?

it's hard work, but someone's gotta do it, don't they?