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WeedSmoke420

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Hi honey, I was just using your computer.

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I'm sorry, but the assault rifle I purchase for you should be returned.

Your mental state alarms me.

Honey, what did you say?

"Mom, I am going to kill you if you don't get away from my computer!"

Honey, I have a Glock pistol between my legs. Go ahead and try me.

You will drop dead before you even reach for your side holster and pull out the Colt Police Special 38 that I purchased for you last year.

Go ahead, try me...
 
One time I had to shoot a dog that snarled at me.

Then I choked on peanuts on an airplane.

Or something like that. :p
 
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