Rented Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back yet Biznitch?!

[Ravenloft]

Val and I... We'd be the local duo, he just needs to dye his fucking hair blond... Thats all...


Snoogens!

 

[Scruffy]

Val and I... We'd be the local duo, he just needs to dye his fucking hair blond... Thats all...


Snoogens!

Who smokes the joints?

We smoke the joints!

 

[Valdimer]

Hey, lunch box!


Fuck..fuck..fuck fuck fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckiddy fuck fuck fuck!




I'm not the one with the plan! You're always the one making all the fuckin blueprints!




Snooth to the muthafuckin bootch!

 

[Basia]

I'm not a member in good standing at the video store. Will you rent it for me?

 

[Scruffy]

Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them in their silly asses.

 

[Ravenloft]

I was floored when I realized Kevin's wife was in the movie! Like so totally! Like, ohmyGAWD!

Kevin's daughter was such a cutie!

"Say buy stuff! Go on, pimp for daddy!"

"Bwy swuff..."

Hahahahah!

 

[Valdimer]

We're gonna kill those fucks.



You follow the book too?


You picked us up didnt you? I have too...

 

[Ravenloft]

Hey, lunch box!


Fuck..fuck..fuck fuck fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckiddy fuck fuck fuck!




I'm not the one with the plan! You're always the one making all the fuckin blueprints!




Snooth to the muthafuckin bootch!

"THE FUCKING SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID ANIMALS OF HOLLYWOOD! JESUS FUCKIGN CHRIST!!!"

 

[Scruffy]

We're gonna kill those fucks.



You follow the book too?


You picked us up didnt you? I have too...

and when you're all done say "My, what a lovely tea party"

 

[Ravenloft]

I'm not a member in good standing at the video store. Will you rent it for me?

Randel: Um... Nope.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I saw it in the cinemas does that count?

Chasing amy? - "That'll never work"

 

[Valdimer]

What kind of moron would pay to see a Jay and Silent Bob Movie anyway?



*Turns, and looks at you...yep..you, staring at your computer screen*

 

[Ravenloft]

and when you're all done say "My, what a lovely tea party"

*BWUL!* That was the best line delivery in the entire movie!

 

[Scruffy]

"THE FUCKING SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID ANIMALS OF HOLLYWOOD! JESUS FUCKIGN CHRIST!!!"

Hey, am I the only one who's a little disappointed that in the last two films Silent Bob hasn't really said anything all that profound?

 

[Basia]

Randel: Um... Nope.

and why the hell not?

 

[Ravenloft]

I saw it in the cinemas does that count?

Chasing amy? - "That'll never work"

Yes, that counts...

How many times did you go see it???

 

[Ravenloft]

What kind of moron would pay to see a Jay and Silent Bob Movie anyway?



*Turns, and looks at you...yep..you, staring at your computer screen*

I havn't bought it yet... Please don't lynch me...

 

[Valdimer]

I have it on....DVD! Muahahahahahahhaha!





Some rather interesting stuff on there too.




"The muthafuckin TIME!"

 

[Ravenloft]

Hey, am I the only one who's a little disappointed that in the last two films Silent Bob hasn't really said anything all that profound?

Um... He's making the fat cash now, he doesn't need to be profound? Heheh! But yes, I kinda miss that too...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Yes, that counts...

How many times did you go see it???

Jay and Bob.. the once

Chasing amy I have watched probably 5 times more than any other movie I own though

 

[Ravenloft]

and why the hell not?

Randel: I don't know lady, I'm trying to watch a movie...

 

[Scruffy]

Randel: I don't know lady, I'm trying to watch a movie...

Randall: I hope you're proud of your ruse.

 

[Ravenloft]

Jay and Bob.. the once

Chasing amy I have watched probably 5 times more than any other movie I own though

Would you believe me if I said... 37?!

 

[Rhys]

Jay and Bob.. the once

Chasing amy I have watched probably 5 times more than any other movie I own though

Chasing Amy is depressing


I really loved Dogma...Alainis Morisette as God...now that was fucking funny...

 

[Scruffy]

Chasing Amy is depressing

It's probably my least favourite of his movies. It's a shame too because the beginning was so funny and well executed and then it degenerated into a WB drama.