Remote Monitoring of Arousal: There's an Ap for That!

[JMaxwell69]

For years, scientists have worked to develop technologies that would be able to very accurately determine the level of sexual arousal at a distance. The initial motivation was in the field of zoology, in which it was beneficial to be able to determine optimal mating times without disturbing the activities of animals in nature preserves. Once the basic concepts were worked out for species that were genetically 99% the same as us, it was only time before the technology transferred over to the human domain.

While the technology is not new, in the era of nano-scale technology it is rapidly getting much smaller. The basis of the technology is advanced infra-red scanning, but, if range is not an issue, this can be backed up by sophisticated chemical sensors that can detect the subtlest changes in concentrations of scent particles.

While it is still quite expensive, the technology will soon be put to use by police forces for activities such as scanning individuals around playgrounds or high school raves to determine the presence of pedophiles and predators.

It is anticipated that prices will drop, and that this technology will one day be available to help singles hone in on the best candidates for a one-night-stand while bar-hopping and clubbing. That guy in the corner who seems to be taking a picture in your direction with his i-Phone, may just be determining if you are good to go.

Some firms have expressed interest in the technology for ensuring that their employees are staying on task, and not preoccupied with horny daydreams.

Welcome to the future.

 

[Kojote]

While it is still quite expensive, the technology will soon be put to use by police forces for activities such as scanning individuals around playgrounds or high school raves to determine the presence of pedophiles and predators.

Yay...
What if one gets horny while picking up the kids (or whatever) because the young teacher is hot or one of the adult women at the playground is cute?
Or even from daydreaming while taking a walk?
I'm really looking forward to getting arrested for my near constant thinking about sex.
And if they find out about the non-consensual nature of some of my fantasies via brainscanning I'll sure get jailed for a couple of lifetimes, eh?!

Some firms have expressed interest in the technology for ensuring that their employees are staying on task, and not preoccupied with horny daydreams.

That's quite another fucked up area for using such a device.
Not enough that empolyees are on camera all day long (with the possible but not granted exception of visiting the toilet). Now one has to control his/her desires at work to avoid geting fired because of arousal.
Never, ever tink of working at the ame comany as your significant other. Except you don't care anymore for hier/her attractiveness ...

Welcome to the future.

Yeah...
There was a time when I thought it could lead to the most pleasurable and intimate experience if two lovers where able to read the others mind.
The dream even survived the realization that most people aren't honest enough to enjoy such an experience.
But it died when I discovered that loved ones and family members by far aren't the only ones who are interested in what you are thinking at the moment and wouldn't hesitate to use it against you.
I think that was the time I grew up ...

Future really sucks sometimes.

€dit:
Was there teh 1st of april yesterday?
Anyway... Had to ramble about that even if I fell for this one completely ...

 

[Marquis]

Ha ha, I love it!

 

[DehviantGirl]

"Good to go". Excellent.

DG

 

[Que]

"Good to go". Excellent.

DG

Damnit! I just realize I been giving up way too early! I just letting loose women when they txt gtg. I thought it meant got to go.


probably a good thing for applications like this that the patriot act as superseded the fourth amendment

 

[JMaxwell69]

As guessed, this was a April Fools' Day joke.

There is a way to determine male sexual arousal at a distance via "tent-pants" syndrome, but, to my knowledge, there's no way to do the same for females (unfair, I know) despite the many jokes out there beginning "How do you know if a woman is aroused?" whose punchlines involve diamonds and/or shoe-shopping.

 

[Teachme84]

Yay...
What if one gets horny while picking up the kids (or whatever) because the young teacher is hot or one of the adult women at the playground is cute?
Or even from daydreaming while taking a walk?
I'm really looking forward to getting arrested for my near constant thinking about sex.
And if they find out about the non-consensual nature of some of my fantasies via brainscanning I'll sure get jailed for a couple of lifetimes, eh?!


That's quite another fucked up area for using such a device.
Not enough that empolyees are on camera all day long (with the possible but not granted exception of visiting the toilet). Now one has to control his/her desires at work to avoid geting fired because of arousal.
Never, ever tink of working at the ame comany as your significant other. Except you don't care anymore for hier/her attractiveness ...


Yeah...
There was a time when I thought it could lead to the most pleasurable and intimate experience if two lovers where able to read the others mind.
The dream even survived the realization that most people aren't honest enough to enjoy such an experience.
But it died when I discovered that loved ones and family members by far aren't the only ones who are interested in what you are thinking at the moment and wouldn't hesitate to use it against you.
I think that was the time I grew up ...

Future really sucks sometimes.

€dit:
Was there teh 1st of april yesterday?
Anyway... Had to ramble about that even if I fell for this one completely ...

Your rant made me LOL alot!