Remote Controlled Vibrator...?

[random1234]

I have recently purchased the following for my girl:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?cat=71&id=717

I want to take her out to dinner with this inside her, but I haven't told her its a remote controlled device

She is worried that it will easily slip out though - can anyone offer any advice on this, or ways of ensuring it stays in?

 

[hogjack]

Yes, some strong adhesive should work along with shipping-grade tape.

 

[random1234]

lol! that just made me laugh... but now how about some serious suggestions?

 

[hogjack]

lol! that just made me laugh... but now how about some serious suggestions?

That was serious. I've done it several times. Tape hurts like hell when removed.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I have recently purchased the following for my girl:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?cat=71&id=717

I want to take her out to dinner with this inside her, but I haven't told her its a remote controlled device

She is worried that it will easily slip out though - can anyone offer any advice on this, or ways of ensuring it stays in?

I'm very confused. You want your g/f to stuff that up her twat before going out to dinner? Ok...

and she's so stupid she can't figure out it's a vibrator?

Ok... and she is so dumb she can't figure out there must be a control someplace?

and you are worried that it might fall out at some point?

Ok... now I understand... I think. Exactly what planet are you on?

 

[Sarojaede]

I'm very confused. You want your g/f to stuff that up her twat before going out to dinner? Ok...

and she's so stupid she can't figure out it's a vibrator?

Ok... and she is so dumb she can't figure out there must be a control someplace?

and you are worried that it might fall out at some point?

Ok... now I understand... I think. Exactly what planet are you on?

I'm sorry...I cannot stop laughing at your response....

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I'm sorry...I cannot stop laughing at your response....

Ya send um to the best schools, buy them the finest books, give them the finest tutors and what do they do? Tear off the covers and lick the glue off the bindings

 

[LadyJeanne]

Dude, that thing is 6 inches long. Too long to stay inside her while she is walking, sitting, standing, etc. Plus, it would be majorly uncomfortable.

Get a remote controlled butterfly vibe (for her clit), or a remote controlled bullet vibe (it's less than half the size of the one you're looking at).

 

[LadyJeanne]

Ya send um to the best schools, buy them the finest books, give them the finest tutors and what do they do? Tear off the covers and lick the glue off the bindings

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Dude, that thing is 6 inches long. Too long to stay inside her while she is walking, sitting, standing, etc. Plus, it would be majorly uncomfortable.

Get a remote controlled butterfly vibe (for her clit), or a remote controlled bullet vibe (it's less than half the size of the one you're looking at).

The last element is the "surprise" issue. How the hell do you get any woman to stick a vibrator in her pussy and not realize what it is. That one is totally beyond me.

 

[LadyJeanne]

The last element is the "surprise" issue. How the hell do you get any woman to stick a vibrator in her pussy and not realize what it is. That one is totally beyond me.

Ahahaha...you can't!

Unless...maybe...if the vibe had 2 controllers but she thinks there's only one. That way, you can give her the controller, and keep one in your pocket and surprise her. I'm not so sure I'd recommend this as a good idea though...

 

[random1234]

Well thanks for making me laugh so early in the morning

Its just a pink tube, so I would have thought that she may not realise its a vibrator... but she knows me so she will know somethings up.

As far as the 6 inches is concerned, she seems to think that it will be fine... she tested it with a carrot

The only problem she can think of is it slipping out...

 

[wellnow]

I have recently purchased the following for my girl:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?cat=71&id=717

I want to take her out to dinner with this inside her, but I haven't told her its a remote controlled device

She is worried that it will easily slip out though - can anyone offer any advice on this, or ways of ensuring it stays in?

Awesome and seems to have solved some of the remote control issues from a previous thread Toy Advice!(And I have looked everywhere!)

Maybe you guys should get together.

 

[midwestyankee]

Ahahaha...you can't!

Unless...maybe...if the vibe had 2 controllers but she thinks there's only one. That way, you can give her the controller, and keep one in your pocket and surprise her. I'm not so sure I'd recommend this as a good idea though...

I once sketched out a story where two guys bought identical remote-controlled vibes for their wives and then used them when the two couples went out to dinner. Of course the two controllers got mixed up and that caused all sorts of hilarity. I should go back to that sketch sometime.

But the notion that a woman could insert such a thing unknowingly derives from -a puerile control fantasy of the lowest order.

 

[sookey]

Well thanks for making me laugh so early in the morning

Its just a pink tube, so I would have thought that she may not realise its a vibrator... but she knows me so she will know somethings up.

As far as the 6 inches is concerned, she seems to think that it will be fine... she tested it with a carrot

The only problem she can think of is it slipping out...

did she try the ummmm...... carrot when she was sitting, walking etc? if she wears panties this might help to stop it from slipping out. might not fully stop it but it might stop it falling out on the side walk.....

 

[kman33fl]

The last element is the "surprise" issue. How the hell do you get any woman to stick a vibrator in her pussy and not realize what it is. That one is totally beyond me.

I just read this thread and I must say that you are killing me, Jenny!!

I love your responses

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I just read this thread and I must say that you are killing me, Jenny!!

I love your responses

 

[Maggie8]

The length of this sounds perfect. I've had a longer one before for a few hours around the house, held in with panties and jeans. If you can take it in it actually feels wonderful that large while walking. A bullet vibe is too easy to get used to, and ignore.

I recommend underwear and tight jeans for going out. Otherwise should be no problem.



Yes, I know I still have to post pics of the harness. Am actually using it right now under orders (not remote though-sigh) and ordered to read literotica...yum.

ciao

 

[random1234]

Well, sorry for the really late reply, but we went out to Pizza Express, with the vibrator inside her, and I have to say it was so much fun. By the end of it, she had difficulty cutting her food, let alone eating it

 

[Cathleen]

Shamless plug (not that kind of plug)... just a little fictional tale.

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