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When I was three or four, my best friend was a boy my age who lived in the apartment upstairs. We were playing in his room with some plastic horses from my Roy Rogers Ranch, and one of us - maybe me...maybe - decided that the rattan chair from Spain would make a much nicer barn if it had a door in it, so we unwound some of the rattan and made a hole about the size of a horse in the back of the chair.
A small horse. Plastic.
The next thing I remember, the little creep had blamed me for this and his mother was livid! She was all red in the face, and my former friend was pointing at me and crying, and i was crying and yelling that it was not my fault, and my mom had been transformed into one of the Furies. My mom is 5'1" but that day, she was enormous and had snakes for hair, like Medusa. I'm almost certain she hissed at me and had a forked tongue.
All of this evidently happened in the dining room at our apartment, because I remember being pursued around and around a table while we all screamed and hissed.
It was the worst moment of my entire life up to that point.
It was the end of the world.

Do you remember yours?
A small horse. Plastic.
The next thing I remember, the little creep had blamed me for this and his mother was livid! She was all red in the face, and my former friend was pointing at me and crying, and i was crying and yelling that it was not my fault, and my mom had been transformed into one of the Furies. My mom is 5'1" but that day, she was enormous and had snakes for hair, like Medusa. I'm almost certain she hissed at me and had a forked tongue.
All of this evidently happened in the dining room at our apartment, because I remember being pursued around and around a table while we all screamed and hissed.
It was the worst moment of my entire life up to that point.
It was the end of the world.
Do you remember yours?