Religious practices.

[Ishmael]

So I've been seeing some local ladies lately and one is a practicing catholic. We were talking a few weeks ago and she asked me what I was giving up for lent.

I just looked her in the eye and said, "Celibacy."

What did you give up for lent?

Ishmael

 

[Ilk]

I usually give up hope.

 

[Disgustipated]

I usually give up hope.

Ish gave that up long ago.