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yossi

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Fucking in a confessional, fingered in the pew (I think I'm adopting this one as a euphemism), getting off with members of the clergy....

Does religion turn you on? Mine definitely comes from being involved in the church as a teen/young adult. Some of the best orgasms I can recall came after weeks or months of self denial, because God didn't want me masturbating. I've only ever had a wet dream one time and it was directly related to religious guilt/shame: I woke up mid orgasm, my torso shot up, I'm sure, akin to someone possessed by a demon, and my whole body was shaking from the intensity.

And now I fantasize and daydream about church related getting off. Confessionals are my favorite. I've had the opportunity to masturbate in a church one time when I was volunteering and had to spend the night. I think I might have a picture somewhere...
 
So much yes and I know it's because I grew up in the church.
 
Wings said:
So much yes and I know it's because I grew up in the church.
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Honestly, I never thought I'd be glad to have gone through the occasional hell that was a religious upbringing, but I totally think it was worth it now.
 
yossi said:
I've never bought one, but I've perused their site a few times. I kind of want to buy a Buddha's delight. I'm not sure that I've quite reached the stage of fucking myself with a crucifix.
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Oh if I was a girl...

And yeah, I've never quite understood Jackhammer Jesus.
 
yossi said:
Honestly, I never thought I'd be glad to have gone through the occasional hell that was a religious upbringing, but I totally think it was worth it now.
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Amen sister.

I was a willful child who asked way too many questions and that just doesn't jibe with the strictly religious.
 
This stuff seems to be almost entirely Catholics. Bunch of freaks. Protestants masturbate while thinking about how Catholics can't and then we laugh and laugh.
 
No. Not especially. But then again, I'm not religious, nor was I raised that way.

But if Yossi wants to rub boobies in the confessional, I'm cool with it! :D
 
I don't know, I've met a lot of very uptight Protestants, and they all believed masturbation is a sin. By the time I was a teen I was attending a Pentecostal Church, so this isn't all related to Catholicism, though, they do tend to have more fun things to sexualize. The ritualistic nature of it certainly helps.
 
yossi said:
I don't know, I've met a lot of very uptight Protestants, and they all believed masturbation is a sin. By the time I was a teen I was attending a Pentecostal Church, so this isn't all related to Catholicism, though, they do tend to have more fun things to sexualize. The ritualistic nature of it certainly helps.
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That's because Pentecostals are crazy and part of the Protestant movement. Easy to see how you know the uptight ones. I was talking more about normal folk who aren't batshit and claim to speak in tongues.
First wife was Pentecostal. Crazy. Batshit fucking crazy.
 
I like how this Rocket guy is so smug about being able to masturbate.

I was never Catholic either.

I do have a priest fetish though.
 
Wings said:
I like how this Rocket guy is so smug about being able to masturbate.

I was never Catholic either.

I do have a priest fetish though.
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Well duh. I can masturbate and not go to Hell. It's nice.
Why Methodists don't go door to door in Catholic neighborhoods to convert folks is beyond me.
 
Wings said:
I like how this Rocket guy is so smug about being able to masturbate.

I was never Catholic either.

I do have a priest fetish though.
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I'm much more impressed that as a Protestant he can jerk-it to the carnal fantasy of a Catholic jerking-it.
 
yossi said:
Fucking in a confessional, fingered in the pew (I think I'm adopting this one as a euphemism), getting off with members of the clergy....

Does religion turn you on? Mine definitely comes from being involved in the church as a teen/young adult. Some of the best orgasms I can recall came after weeks or months of self denial, because God didn't want me masturbating. I've only ever had a wet dream one time and it was directly related to religious guilt/shame: I woke up mid orgasm, my torso shot up, I'm sure, akin to someone possessed by a demon, and my whole body was shaking from the intensity.

And now I fantasize and daydream about church related getting off. Confessionals are my favorite. I've had the opportunity to masturbate in a church one time when I was volunteering and had to spend the night. I think I might have a picture somewhere...
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https://theeverydaytattle.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/quotation-iris-johansen-pleasure-meetville-quotes-192182.jpg
 
My own kinks aside, I get the reason some churches are against knocking one out in our spare time but they have to know it's happening anyway and probably more often with those that are constantly told no. The new, cool Pope needs to address this. He seems like the kind of guy that enjoys a good jerk.
 
sweetheart video released some wonderful nunporn a few years back that made my penis quite happy. sadly, they seem to have stopped.

the bastards.

anyway, here's some of that stuff

with ariella ferrera whose tits make me sad.
 
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