Relationship problems

lazyhobo

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Guy and girl are going out, and several times they've started engaging in sexual actions, but each time the girl is about to unzip the guy, he pulls away and ends the whole thing.

Having had enough, she meets up with a couple, the guy of which is close friends with her boyfriend, and after a lot of begging for an answer, he finally lets it slip "Yeah, apparantly all of his old girlfriends have made fun of him because of his cock size, and its gave him alittle bit of trauma, hence why he cant do anything."

Now, she wants to explain to her boyfriend, she doesn't care how small his cock is, size doesn't matter.

Doing whatever they can, the girlfriend and the couple lure the guy into a sexual escapade in order for him to finally get comfortable with sex, (Perhaps she performs some cuckold with this guy who brags about a large cock, in order to show she doesn't care about size).

Well anyway, when they finally flick his switch and he gets all riled up, they discover that although the trauma was caused about his cocks size, nobody said anything about it being small.

Anything you'd like to add and / or chance?
 
as I picture it, they are all watching a hot movie. the other couple start making out....
 
Reminds me of the old joke about the guy who doesn't want his fiance to see his cock. He says he has a penis "like a newborn infant."

She assures him that doesn't matter; they get married, and end up in their honeymoon bed. He finally takes off his trousers, and she gasps at how huge it is!

"I thought you said you had a penis like a newborn infant?"

"I do. It's nineteen inches long, and weighs seven pounds eight ounces."
 
This reminds me of an episode of still standing where Brian is wearing to much cologne or something and is showing up late for class after gym because he is staying over after gym to help the coach. All of which is weird because he is a straight a student.

Dad has a talk to him and turns out he is staying over after in gym so he doesn’t have to shower with the rest of the guys because they make fun of his penis size. His dad says there is always going to some guy swinging a bigger bat, Brian ask why does it got to be him. Dad of course tells his mom which leads to a very awkward talk.
 
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