Relationship killers....a light hearted thread

[Christobal]

Here is a real one not so light hearted.

5 years of waiting and setting up everything for your #1 just so they can turn away at the last second and leave you hanging without so much as a word.

This must be what breaking up is like for normal people.

How terrible.[/QUOTE

Yikes. Sorry.

 

[Noor]

Here is a real one not so light hearted.

5 years of waiting and setting up everything for your #1 just so they can turn away at the last second and leave you hanging without so much as a word.

This must be what breaking up is like for normal people.

How terrible.

I don't quite understand what happened, but I am sorry that you have been so badly hurt.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Porkwarrior]

Brussel Sprouts...

I have the most incredible, orgasmic, OMFG mind blowing blowjob, loves me to bite her naked, just FITS woman in the world...

...But if she asks me to cook her Brussel Sprouts, it's over. Pack my bags, I'm out the door over. I've boiled, baked, deep fried those fuckers, and they still smell horrible.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[jezzilee]

Brussel Sprouts...

I have the most incredible, orgasmic, OMFG mind blowing blowjob, loves me to bite her naked, just FITS woman in the world...

...But if she asks me to cook her Brussel Sprouts, it's over. Pack my bags, I'm out the door over. I've boiled, baked, deep fried those fuckers, and they still smell horrible.

Then, it's over. I love brussel sprouts. I told you. CHEESE *sauce* makes everything better.

I adore Brussels sprouts. The best ones are the button ones, I think most people eat them too old and big. I love them almost every way I have eaten them. But just plain and steamed is fun by me. One year I had a craving almost every day for sprouts and pasta . But sprouts and chestnuts are the best I think

Thank you Elle ... you are wise beyond your years.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Brussel Sprouts...

I have the most incredible, orgasmic, OMFG mind blowing blowjob, loves me to bite her naked, just FITS woman in the world...

...But if she asks me to cook her Brussel Sprouts, it's over. Pack my bags, I'm out the door over. I've boiled, baked, deep fried those fuckers, and they still smell horrible.

You are probably one who can taste PTC. Dislike for bitter veggies is genetic.

http://www.compoundchem.com/2014/12/04/brusselssprouts/

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Here is a real one not so light hearted.

5 years of waiting and setting up everything for your #1 just so they can turn away at the last second and leave you hanging without so much as a word.

This must be what breaking up is like for normal people.

How terrible.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Then, it's over. I love brussel sprouts. I told you. CHEESE *sauce* makes everything better.



Thank you Elle ... you are wise beyond your years.

Cheese and vegetables SHOULD never meet *making gagging sounds*

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Bookishleigh]

Pizza?

Oh yeah....okay. But I think of when people smother vegetables in cheese. It's like you're trying to mask the vegetables. What is the point?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[FGB]

This song just came to mind...


https://video.search.yahoo.com/sear...=9bfc5e2dae7f24445ee474db537c0732&action=view



Do do do
Down dooby doo down down
Comma, comma, down dooby doo down down
Comma, comma, down dooby doo down down
Breaking up is hard to do

Don't take your love away from me
Don't you leave my heart in misery
If you go then I'll be blue
'Cause breaking up is hard to do

Remember when you held me tight
And you kissed me all through the night
Think of all that we've been through
And breaking up is hard to do

They say that breaking up is hard to do
Now I know
I know that it's true
Don't say that this is the end
Instead of breaking up I wish that we were making up again

I beg of you don't say goodbye
Can't we give our love another try?
Come on, baby, let's start anew
'Cause breaking up is hard to do

(They say that breaking up is hard to do)
Now I know
I know that it's true
(Don't say that this is the end)
Instead of breaking up I wish that we were making up again

I beg of you don't say goodbye
Can't we give our love another try?
Come on, baby, let's start anew
'Cause breaking up is hard to do

(Down dooby doo down down)
Comma, comma, down dooby doo down down
Comma, comma, down dooby doo down down
Comma, comma, down dooby doo down down
Comma, comma, down dooby doo down

Songwriters

Read more: Neil Sedaka - Breaking Up Is Hard To Do Lyrics | MetroLyrics

 

[Bookishleigh]

I think that food can taste good in combinations. . Overwhelming combinations are a shame sure, but I enjoy combining flavours

I'm about to down my fellow Americans and I apologize now - but we tend to drown our vegetables in cheese to make them "edible." We also overcook them, removing a lot of their original flavor (at least in the Midwest).

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Bookishleigh]

Loud chewing - and now I know "someone" is going to do it just to annoy me.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I don't maintain relationships but date killers include: asking me where I want to go, every single fucking time, or expecting a thoughtful conversation after three in a row shift work.

A lack of empathy.

He: Meet me for a drink after work.

Me: It's really been a rough shift so far and I am tired.

He: I know what you mean, I have been on the phone with crazy customers all day.

Me: I just took a 25 year old to the morgue, bag tag and tears.


And then when I did give him a chance and met for that drink he wanted to discuss my favorite author, poet, and political beliefs in spite of my short answers, "I don't know," and "I can't think right now." I downed the drink that could have been his cock without having to think about it. I went home to bed alone.

I understand that work and life are stressful and I don't do the my stress is greater than your stress thing. I think expecting heavy intellect after knowing the details: the morgue, rough shift, and tired, reveals a lack of empathy. I don't fuck or blow that. It's a date killer and it's pretty common.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Loud chewing - and now I know "someone" is going to do it just to annoy me.

I fucking hate that. And folks that slurp their tea. I worked with a woman once sounded like a fucking Dyson every time she took a drink. Once you're aware of it you become obsessed and you reach extreme rage levels. I wanted to kill her.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Froya]

Tuneless, off-key whistling. That could get someone killed.

 

[Radiohead]

Tuneless, off-key whistling. That could get someone killed.

What about tuneless, off-key singing?

 

[Froya]

What about tuneless, off-key singing?

That can be cute, when I care about someone, if it's not too bad. It has yet to make me contemplate murder.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Spitting! Gross!