refusing to rant – today at least

[adamISOeve]

After suffering a few disappointments in a row, I began formulating a ranting ad for today. And then I realized something I should have been aware of all along: What – after all – can I expect from a club which admits ME as its member?

OK, I stole this joke from Woody Allen (so I believe), and of course it is totally in-applicable to me, I assure everyone reading it. But maybe: might there be some truth to it after all? I cannot shrug off the effect of countless bland responses I received, to heartfelt PMs I have written, to faking women who claimed a need for a genuine companionship.

Or even worse: sometimes I received a PM back, which led to emails that seemed to come from a woman who was alive, actually. Only to find out later, she had been faking it. Or the “woman” had actually been a writing bot, only one programmed with a rather limited repertoire. And when “she” kept repeating the same line several times, I realized why “her” picture had shown a face so immaculately beautiful.

OK, so maybe today I should address this ad to all the (few) women who Esther Vilar had dedicated her book to (The Manipulated Man). And hope for one of them to write me back an honest PM: This book is dedicated to all those whom it does not mention: to the few men who refuse to be manipulated, to the few women who are not venal and all those fortunate enough to have lost their market value because they are either too old, too ugly, or too ill.

 

[RudyGardet]

Still kind of a rant dude.
It was Groucho Marx's joke.
Nice quote though!

 

[adamISOeve]

Thank you, Rudy. were you referring to me quoting Groucho/Woody or Esther Vilar?

 

[RudyGardet]

Esther Villar quote is good. Groucho joke was poorly executed because you never really explained it.
The joke is a self-disparaging one about how the speaker knows he's low quality, but you turn it outward to blame/accuse the ladies of Lit of being low quality. That's not surprising since that's the main jist of every single post of yours, with this or any of your many other aliases over the years. But it's definitely a bad twist on the joke that makes it an unfunny insult to the population that you're supposedly trying to connect with. Par for the course.

 

[adamISOeve]

You've got to keep one thing in mind, Rudy: whenever somebody here tries to play the role of a better-knower, like you are doing that now, there is always a danger of you being dead wrong.

For instance, if you really tried to read diligently and understand what I had been saying in my ad, you could have drawn a different conclusion. Or regarding any other ad of mine. But pirates like Rudy Garret are not known for diligent reading, I suppose. Enjoy your day, anyway, and maybe you might consider next, to start a post of your own. Then you won't have to resort to pirating the work of others.

 

[RudyGardet]

Yep and there's another common theme of yours - that it's all of Lit who is too dumb to understand your posts. You say that so often that you'd think you might one day figure out that it's you, not us. It's like the old saying - if you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

In this case, if someone doesn't understand you once they might be a poor reader, but if people don't understand you all the time then it's more likely that you're a poor writer.

I know it's rude to hijack your post, but really it's the only thing that gets you attention anymore. Haven't you noticed how Lit is getting better and better at ignoring your redundant, self-righteous, and cringy posts? I'm making a mistake even engaging with you, but I actually was impressed with the quote from your post. If you had focused on that kind of energy rather than your usually bitchy rant about how none of the women here are good enough, maybe you'd do better. I doubt it though. I suspect it's really really hard for you to keep your asshole from showing even when you try to hide it.

 

[adamISOeve]

Rudy, I wonder if it ever occured to you: callling someone an asshole repeatedly -- does not make your argument any stronger. And I am sure you have observed also -- a few times in your lifetime, I hope -- that majorities are NOT always right all the time.

I just finished reading an article about Joe McCarthy and his witchhunting, and it compared the early 1950s with the rise and fall of Trumpism. BOTH had a very strong basis of support within the US population, so don't try to argue for majorities always being on the proper side!

 

[GabbyDebarres]

Subscribing for the entertainment.

 

[RudyGardet]

Rudy, I wonder if it ever occured to you: callling someone an asshole repeatedly -- does not make your argument any stronger. And I am sure you have observed also -- a few times in your lifetime, I hope -- that majorities are NOT always right all the time.

I just finished reading an article about Joe McCarthy and his witchhunting, and it compared the early 1950s with the rise and fall of Trumpism. BOTH had a very strong basis of support within the US population, so don't try to argue for majorities always being on the proper side!

Here, I'll use the argument you use all the time. You must not be smart enough to comprehend what I wrote, which is clearly a saying about assholes to illustrate my point, not me calling you an asshole repeatedly as you incorrectly read it. To be clear, I think it's a safe bet that you probably are an asshole, but I didn't make that claim til just now. Maybe a nod to calling you an asshole in my last line, but not really, just that you're not good at hiding that part of you. We all have a little asshole in us, but most of us try to reign it in.

Your analogies to McCarthyism and Trumpism doesn't hold up at all. Neither you nor I said anything about majority opinions. Your claim is that extremely few people can comprehend your posts because they aren't smart enough or of good enough quality. My claim is that if people misunderstand you it's because you're ideas and or writing are unclear and/or insensible.

But I actually don't think people misunderstand you at all. We read you loud and clear. You just sound like an asshole .

 

[adamISOeve]

Can I suggest a way out of this, Rudy? Just end your unsolicited postings on my thread! And the next time you feel like writing something: post someting of your own.

I never invited you to the thread I started, and your comments on who of us is smarter -- I am fairly sure nobody on Literotica cares really to find out. Except Gabby perhaps, but we should not do her the favor. And I am perfectly alright with you finding me an asshole. Anybody is entitled to his opinion, after all.

 

[RudyGardet]

I think you've probably learned by now (but perhaps I'm wrong) that posting on a public board invites public responses. In fact, your posts often attract similar attention. It's called a forum with discussion threads for a reason. It's true I don't post much. I only post when I'm inspired. Your posts always entertain me, this one inspired me.

We come here for entertainment and connection. I'm sorry you have such a difficult time making quality connections here, but why should we Deny poor Gabby her entertainment??

Although I do agree with you that this has run its course. Thanks for the entertaining sparring.

 

[adamISOeve]

you were quite welcome, Rudy! and cheers to you from Adam

 

[RudyGardet]

AdamISOeve, MMM_wms, lonely_hubby60, LTMCC, glBock, or whatever alt you're going by these days, it's always the same.

Ugh. I think I've got a bad case of lastworditis...

 

[adamISOeve]

Now that Rudy found himself unable to realize, when to best fade into the background, I will offer a confession to everybody interested. Rudy had observed quite correctly that I am an overly complex man, with an overly complex mindset. And maybe a bit weird in addition. For one: the biggest grief I have suffered so far from women I met via Literotica – I brought on myself really. By starting out my search with certain expectations. Instead of living with, and gladly accepting the old Literotica mantra: take what you get and don’t complain.

Now I claim that everybody has some hopes of what kind of a human being his or her Lit partner should be. Women even more than men. After all, the first thing a woman experiences in life is realizing she possesses a certain market value. And once that happens, she won’t settle for less. A “knight in shining armor” or a “most beautiful prince”. Or a “filthy rich fellow”, or a “man with the most enduring cock”, in case she fails to reach orgasms with men not so well endowed.

My hopes and expectations are similar, so I admit. Hard to meet, really, especially by the kind of woman who usually peruses the Personals. I look for some genuine substance, for instance, and a woman who has never visited the inside of a university – hardly ever acquired it. Hell, it took me some time and effort acquiring my own substance; I am no longer a spring chicken after all.

And then take the intellect I search for in a woman: she does not need to have an IQ above 125, but when it is down in the 80s, everything in me revolts. Simply because I have learned so much to enjoy conversing and exchanging thoughts with people who have lived in more than just one country, or who have mastered adjusting to more than one culture in their lives. People whose horizons are not limited by what Fox “news” serves them up every day.

And then comes the biggest obstacle of all: I simply cannot stand women who have been indoctrinated – by their moms usually – that every human being equipped with a strategic orifice between her legs …. deserves the moon from her man, simply for granting him access to it. That being born female is next to godliness.

So I search for a certain amount of realism, and even some humility now and then. Mind you, not a woman who calls herself a “sub” or a “little”, because many such women are really dominant deep down in their hearts, or emotional parasites at the very least.

Now when you add up everything I hope for in a woman, that turns out an awful lot, really. OK, my sense is: I also offer to a dear someone every one of these aspects in return, so why not should I hope for a fair deal. But people with an imitation of a brain in their head, consider me overly audacious. Just for desiring back what I am ready to give away myself.

I cannot possibly connect with a feminist, except for a romp in the hay, perhaps, and even that is highly unlikely. What I look for really is a woman who admires Esther Vilar, and not one despising her. Or who badmouthes her without ever having read a single chapter of her famous book.

Now might what I shared with all of you have helped my cause? Or will I realize again, in the end, the woman I search for simply does not exist? At least not on Literotica.

 

[Dribble]

The good news...I saved a ton of money switching to Geico.

 

[RudyGardet]

That's an awful lots of word vomit to express a pretty simple (on so many levels) thought. Next time just say "I don't respect women" and be done with it.

For a second there at the beginning I thought you were going to admit and maybe explain why you use a new name every few months. But nope, just back to the exact same rant as usual.

Also, I never said you were complex. A poor communicator and a likely asshole yes, and I'm adding misogynist now, but I don't think you're complex at all. Quite the opposite in fact.

To me your read like a sadly common and simple man who attributes his own lack of success to the women of the world rather than looking at himself. You're a grandfather to the incels. You sometimes manage to hide it behind looooong strings of intelligent sounding words and references, but lucky for us you usually go on long enough for us to see the simple ugly truth of you. You've got just enough intelligence and/or education to believe your own sad thoughts and so wrongly think that you're better than the women of the world and especially the women of lit. It's funny that you rail against Trump (which I agree with btw, he's beyond a fool in my opinion) because just like him you seem to actually believe you're own bullshit. Truly fascinating.

 

[adamISOeve]

I genuinely wonder, Rudy, why you spend so much time and effort, pretending to "analyze" me? A character so rotten that I sure do not deserve this attention of yours.

 

[RudyGardet]

Like I said, I find you fascinating. I've watched you bang your head on this same wall for years now under different names. It's like the monkey who reaches in a jar to grab a piece of fruit that then makes his fist too big to get out. At first he's confused and just keeps pulling and pulling, then eventually gets angry at the jar. Like it's the jars fault.

I don't know if you're rotten or not. Honestly I'd far prefer a guy like you who at least is honest about his lack of respect for most women (if not all since it sounds like you never find any that meet your confusing standards). Much worse are the guys who are evil enough to pretend and hide the shitty way they see women. So there's a point in your favor!

 

[AspiringAuthor]

You've got to keep one thing in mind, Rudy: whenever somebody here tries to play the role of a better-knower, like you are doing that now, there is always a danger of you being dead wrong.

Ah yes.. perpetually irony impaired.

 

[AspiringAuthor]

I suspect it's really really hard for you to keep your asshole from showing even when you try to hide it.

I can assure you, no one wants to see his asshole...

Oh, you meant the asshole personality...

Yeah, no one wants to see that, either.

 

[AspiringAuthor]

Now that Rudy found himself unable to realize, when to best fade into the background, I will offer a confession to everybody interested. Rudy had observed quite correctly that I am an overly complex man, with an overly complex mindset. And maybe a bit weird in addition. For one: the biggest grief I have suffered so far from women I met via Literotica – I brought on myself really. By starting out my search with certain expectations. Instead of living with, and gladly accepting the old Literotica mantra: take what you get and don’t complain.

Now I claim that everybody has some hopes of what kind of a human being his or her Lit partner should be. Women even more than men. After all, the first thing a woman experiences in life is realizing she possesses a certain market value. And once that happens, she won’t settle for less. A “knight in shining armor” or a “most beautiful prince”. Or a “filthy rich fellow”, or a “man with the most enduring cock”, in case she fails to reach orgasms with men not so well endowed.

My hopes and expectations are similar, so I admit. Hard to meet, really, especially by the kind of woman who usually peruses the Personals. I look for some genuine substance, for instance, and a woman who has never visited the inside of a university – hardly ever acquired it. Hell, it took me some time and effort acquiring my own substance; I am no longer a spring chicken after all.

And then take the intellect I search for in a woman: she does not need to have an IQ above 125, but when it is down in the 80s, everything in me revolts. Simply because I have learned so much to enjoy conversing and exchanging thoughts with people who have lived in more than just one country, or who have mastered adjusting to more than one culture in their lives. People whose horizons are not limited by what Fox “news” serves them up every day.

And then comes the biggest obstacle of all: I simply cannot stand women who have been indoctrinated – by their moms usually – that every human being equipped with a strategic orifice between her legs …. deserves the moon from her man, simply for granting him access to it. That being born female is next to godliness.

So I search for a certain amount of realism, and even some humility now and then. Mind you, not a woman who calls herself a “sub” or a “little”, because many such women are really dominant deep down in their hearts, or emotional parasites at the very least.

Now when you add up everything I hope for in a woman, that turns out an awful lot, really. OK, my sense is: I also offer to a dear someone every one of these aspects in return, so why not should I hope for a fair deal. But people with an imitation of a brain in their head, consider me overly audacious. Just for desiring back what I am ready to give away myself.

I cannot possibly connect with a feminist, except for a romp in the hay, perhaps, and even that is highly unlikely. What I look for really is a woman who admires Esther Vilar, and not one despising her. Or who badmouthes her without ever having read a single chapter of her famous book.

Now might what I shared with all of you have helped my cause? Or will I realize again, in the end, the woman I search for simply does not exist? At least not on Literotica.

Wow...

The saddest part of all of that nonsensical bullshit? He believes EVERY. SINGLE. WORD.
Emotional parasites? Revolting? An imitation of a brain...

You sad, sorry little man.

 

[RudyGardet]

Hmmmm has he posted anything since he got reported for posting the names of those women who rejected him? Maybe he actually got banned??
Not that it matters much, he's probably getting ready to launch a new alt since his Adam one is pretty burnt at this point.

 

[GabbyDebarres]

Hmmmm has he posted anything since he got reported for posting the names of those women who rejected him? Maybe he actually got banned??
Not that it matters much, he's probably getting ready to launch a new alt since his Adam one is pretty burnt at this point.

He did post yesterday, something in German. I'm too disinterested to look it up on Google Translate.

 

[RuneBlade]

He did post yesterday, something in German. I'm too disinterested to look it up on Google Translate.

After browsing through this thread, my curiosity got the better of me. Rest assured, not worth the time to copy & paste. Feeling kinda let down.

 

[AspiringAuthor]

He did post yesterday, something in German. I'm too disinterested to look it up on Google Translate.

It was him just begging for someone to PM him. I keep an open Google Translate window open because I'm writing a story with an Italian native as the main male character. Italian isn't my forte.. LOL!