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I think chocolate sauce is a nice compromise
Red's Thread - come in and read a bit, post a bit, and lick a bit... okay... alot!!!
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RedHairedandFriendly
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and that right there is the whole point
and yeah, all sorts of rusty
I'm a mean redhead, people forget that about me.
Yes, I understand, but I've never been fond of food and me being brought together.
I'm rusty too, like when I walk ... rust flakes fall off me.
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I'm a mean redhead, people forget that about me.
Yes, I understand, but I've never been fond of food and me being brought together.
I'm rusty too, like when I walk ... rust flakes fall off me.
I need to go sleep, but I promise to come back and molest, I mean, visit again very soon
Jett_73
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I'm a mean redhead, people forget that about me.
Yes, I understand, but I've never been fond of food and me being brought together.
I'm rusty too, like when I walk ... rust flakes fall off me.
Well you're working the rust off, I reckon.
More posts today than in the last two months!
Howdy there RustProofedandFriendly.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Yeah, you UKers are always running away and using lack of sleep as your excuse.I need to go sleep, but I promise to come back and molest, I mean, visit again very soon
Sleep easy.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Well you're working the rust off, I reckon.
More posts today than in the last two months!
Howdy there RustProofedandFriendly.
I know... I almost feel "dirty" about being here.
Jett_73
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I know... I almost feel "dirty" about being here.
Ah well, if it's just dirt ...
I'm sure there'll be any number of volunteers to help you wash it all off.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Ah well, if it's just dirt ...
I'm sure there'll be any number of volunteers to help you wash it all off.
You'd think that... but all from a wacky time zone and then they'll get tired, or I'll intimidate them, or they won't be able to form complete sentences.
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Me time zone not wacky!
An' I does senses proper-like. I's even 'membered the fuck stop thingy atta end. Twice!
Youse put free ina middle, dumby.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Me time zone not wacky!
An' I does senses proper-like. I's even 'membered the fuck stop thingy atta end. Twice!
Youse put free ina middle, dumby.
Good grief, that hurt my eyes.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Perhaps you're not a father, but I'm sure many a lady would love to call you "Daddy".
Good evening and good wishes to you as well.
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A thousand apologies, dear lady.
(Look at that: 'redneck' to 'Rhodes' in between posts! Remarkable.)
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BrettJ
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Still looking for that lady RED although I did have the pleasure of a woman's company for about an hour today and a good part of yesterday (although then, not to myself, sadly)
Nice to see you out here and enjoying your own thread.
BrettJ in Canada
Nice to see you out here and enjoying your own thread.
BrettJ in Canada
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Amazing.
And who said today's education system was ineffective?
Or is that ineffectual?
In fact, non-effective?
Damn, where'd I put Roget's ...
RedHairedandFriendly
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Still looking for that lady RED although I did have the pleasure of a woman's company for about an hour today and a good part of yesterday (although then, not to myself, sadly)
Nice to see you out here and enjoying your own thread.
BrettJ in Canada
A little bit is better than none, in my opinion.
It's nice to peek in and wander about. I'm trying to stir the muse for a third celebrity entry for my survivor scorecard. We'll see what happens. It won't involve Bruce Willis like the last two, this one is going to be full of young, eager females.
BrettJ
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Jessica Alba, Jessica Alba, Jessica Alba!
Do you get the impression I think Ms. Alba is hot?
I have to get back to writing, seeing as my deadline is technically today and I've written, um, nothing (will slam through it this week though)
BrettJ in Canada
Do you get the impression I think Ms. Alba is hot?
I have to get back to writing, seeing as my deadline is technically today and I've written, um, nothing (will slam through it this week though)
BrettJ in Canada
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RedHairedandFriendly
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I guess you like Jessica Alba.
Actually for Celebrities it usually revolves around people I don't care too much for. lol
The last two were about Ashton Kutcher being "handled" by Bruce Willis. Ashton's a wuss, so it was fun to pick on him and make him Willis' bitch.
This one I believe will have all those young, mindless, empty-brained Disney stars that just can't keep their drama out of the news.
*volunteers for a cameo role*
Nah, these girls are way too young for you.
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I am more the Jason Statham fan
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I am more the Jason Statham fan
Oh yes, he is delicious.
I have a hard time writing porn about real people I like, unless I place myself in the story with them. I don't care for Ashton, so it was okay to bitch slap him around.
I'm writing this lesbian piece in 3rd POV, so "I'm" not in it. lol
RedHairedandFriendly
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I firmly believe that Ashton was Bruce and Demi's sex toy.
BrettJ
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I am not sure about that, but he must have something about him to attract some of the attractive women he's been with. Mila Kunis is stunning, she makes Demi look like a boy and could do better. Any time I've seen Ashton, I don't see the difference between him and his former TV persona. Some actors can play an idiot well (Will Smith, who I don't like, but believe has some measurable talent) but I've never seen Kutcher out of that idiot style.
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