Redneck Joke

[roosterboy]

huggs to simply

Shy i will share my corner with you anyday.

 

[Unclebill]

That was funny. May I plagiarize?

 

[roosterboy]

That was funny. May I plagiarize?

Which part?

 

[modsquad]

I didn't really read the joke. I couldn't get past looking at shylady's cheeks there in the white shorts...

Three rednecks were up real late drinking. The next day they got together in the afternoon and start talking about which of them had been the drunkest the night before. The first guy said. "As soon as I got in the front door at home, I blew chunks." Second guy says, "That's nothing... I passed out in my car in the parking lot. I never even made it home." Third guy said. "I got my car goin', but crashed into a telephone pole on the way home. I ended up in jail overnight."

First guy says, "No, you two don't understand. Chunks is my dog."

 

[Dorian]

Love the Redneck jokes, too funny.

 

[roosterboy]

OMG!!

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

I didn't really read the joke. I couldn't get past looking at shylady's cheeks there in the white shorts...

Three rednecks were up real late drinking. The next day they got together in the afternoon and start talking about which of them had been the drunkest the night before. The first guy said. "As soon as I got in the front door at home, I blew chunks." Second guy says, "That's nothing... I passed out in my car in the parking lot. I never even made it home." Third guy said. "I got my car goin', but crashed into a telephone pole on the way home. I ended up in jail overnight."

First guy says, "No, you two don't understand. Chunks is my dog."

(((((((((((((((MOD!!!!)))))))))))))))) My 2nd favorite stripper. And now a virgin. *Raising an eyebrow*

Love all the jokes. Glad I'm not a redneck.

 

[roosterboy]

Me too . . .

red just isn't your color.

 

[registered "^^"]

giggle

giggles as always shy................love your jokes..................."^^"

 

[Simply Me]

Hugs back Roosterboy.. And Shy, you can come back out now, I've taken off my leather and put down my whip. I 'm back to being the sweet nice person I was....with just a little sass.

 

[roosterboy]

Hugs back Roosterboy.. And Shy, you can come back out now, I've taken off my leather and put down my whip. I 'm back to being the sweet nice person I was....with just a little sass.

Was that sass or ass? Oh well, doesn't really matter i love them both!

 

[Simply Me]

LOL.. Why you gotta be looking at my ass?

 

[Bluenose]

Hi baby Love that joke, huggggggggs and kissssssssssss

Howare you doing Simply Hugggggggggggggggs

 

[Simply Me]

Big Hugggggg Blue.. good to see you, and I'm doing much better now thanks . How are you?

 

[Bluenose]

not doing to bad

 

[Shylady]

Hi y'all

UncleBill that was sent in my email feel free to use it anytime

Hi mod oooo a virgin? and ooooo "^^" is a virgin too wow


kissssssssss hi blue

 

[modsquad]

Let's be honest here. I don't know how to change that "virgin" tag under my name. I vow to replace it with something irreverently witty (or collosally boring) if someone could tell me how to set up on the bb here.

mod

 

[roosterboy]

Simply

LOL.. Why you gotta be looking at my ass?

Can't help it, i'm an ass man. *sinking head when realizing he just left himself wide open*

 

[Simply Me]

Re: Simply

Can't help it, i'm an ass man. *sinking head when realizing he just left himself wide open*

Hmmmmm,not gonna touch that one. (well, maybe a quick grope, lol And if its ass youre looking for, move along, little doggie, move along.. Not much there I'm afraid.. But did I mention I can still do cartwheels? ( hoping that will make up for it)

 

[roosterboy]

Re: Re: Simply

Hmmmmm,not gonna touch that one. (well, maybe a quick grope, lol And if its ass youre looking for, move along, little doggie, move along.. Not much there I'm afraid.. But did I mention I can still do cartwheels? ( hoping that will make up for it)

You're not alone in the ass department. Maybe that's why i love them so much, it's the lack of mine. *thinking* Hhhmmmm, yes cartwheels will do just fine. *thinking back to the bedroom scene on one of the hot shot movies(i think it was the second one)* Yes, just fine!

 

[beckbabe]

Mod!!!!!!!! Hugggggggggs ! Nice to see you here sweetie. You have to have 30 posts not to be a virgin.

 

[Simply Me]

Re: Re: Re: Simply

You're not alone in the ass department. Maybe that's why i love them so much, it's the lack of mine. *thinking* Hhhmmmm, yes cartwheels will do just fine. *thinking back to the bedroom scene on one of the hot shot movies(i think it was the second one)* Yes, just fine!

lol youre silly. And check your pm..

 

[beckbabe]

OMG, I have found my home. The thread for people with no ass, my kind of place. Do we all wear stretch pants, or tight jeans? I know there will be no elastic waists!

 

[roosterboy]

Nope, i stay away from tight jeans . .

it's straight loose fitt'n khaki shorts for me!

 

[Shylady]

Well hi again y'all

Mod you have to get busy and post!

Simply I would need to see proof of those cartwheels before I believe that.

Hi beck ((HUG))

Rooster (((HUG)) there now you can't feel left out