red_rose sucks!

[Nora]

Ok, her DSL that went offline RIGHT in the middle of telling me about her wonderful new snack treat sucks!!

Makes me love my oh-so-dependable dialup!

But she'll be back when they get her damned DSL working again!

 

[Saint Peter]

Ok, her DSL that went offline RIGHT in the middle of telling me about her wonderful new snack treat sucks!!

Makes me love my oh-so-dependable dialup!

But she'll be back when they get her damned DSL working again!

I dont want one of those new fangled automobiles. Give me a horse and buggy any day. Pass me a COORS.

 

[Nora]

Do I even wanna know what he's babbling about this time?

 

[naudiz]

Coors? I always pegged you for a Hamms man.

Red_rose sucks? I never get in on the good action. Dag nabbit.

 

[Nora]

oh man, Naudiz..and she does this thing with her tongue *swoons*

Made a whole group break into a sweat just watching it!

 

[red_rose]

HEY!

No fair talkin' about me when my back's turned!!!



Yeah.. I'm back, btw.

 

[naudiz]

So, about this sucking...

 

[red_rose]

So, about this sucking...

You have something that needs to be sucked, my evil mistress?

 

[Nora]

umm...
hehe

*blush*

wb honey?

 

[red_rose]

wb honey?

Yeah, yeah... hi there, sugar-pants.

 

[naudiz]

Dude. If I had pants on, this is totally where I'd be unzipping.

 

[red_rose]

Dude. If I had pants on, this is totally where I'd be unzipping.

I still have your pants from last night.. sorry 'bout that.

The testing is almost complete!!

Soon I will know the Secret of Naudiz!!

 

[someplace]

But I STILL want to see the tongue thingie!!!!!!!

 

[red_rose]

If I remember right, it's less of something to see and more something to hear.

But...I may be thinking of a different "tongue thing".

My tongue is just oh-so-talented.

 

[naudiz]

I still have your pants from last night.. sorry 'bout that.

The testing is almost complete!!

Soon I will know the Secret of Naudiz!!

*eyes Rose warily*

Wat'choo talkin' about, Willis?

Has she discovered that pants are the secret source of my power? Eek!

 

[red_rose]

*Walks in sheepishly, holding a singed piece of fabric that is still smoking.*

Um...

*hands fabric to naudiz*

The results were.... inconclusive.

 

[naudiz]

Congratulations, rosie. I think this is the first time a post on Lit. has ever rendered me speechless.

 

[red_rose]

Congratulations, rosie. I think this is the first time a post on Lit. has ever rendered me speechless.

WOO HOO!

I can go to bed feeling satisfied now.

 

[naudiz]

Let it never be said my henchwomen don't go to bed satisfied.