Red-state or blue, it's all green to seed companies.

Roxanne Appleby

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The Green Card
By GEORGE BALL
WSJ, November 6, 2006

After closing our fiscal year at Burpee Seeds, I noticed some intriguing figures in the sales of flower and vegetable seeds to home gardeners that, while displaying great differences, also show affinities that would warm a compost heap. Politics, in my opinion, is not so much a contest between different states of red and blue as between different shades of green -- a comforting reality in today's frosty political climate.

Let's first examine garden flowers. Both red-state Republicans and blue-state Dems grow sunflowers, zinnias and marigolds. However, the differences quickly bloom. Blue states buy many more impatiens, snapdragons and columbines -- expensive and sophisticated sun or shade flowers with varied and subtle colors. On the other hand, red states favor overwhelmingly boisterous morning glories, traditional nasturtiums and inexpensive four o'clocks. The sunny red states like to keep it plain and simple; the dappled blues like to make it diverse and edgy.

But wait -- in vegetable veritas. First, the comfort zone consists of a big garden with both Democrats and Republicans happily weeding squashes, cucumbers, peas and basil -- everyone grows a lot of them. But blue states grow a surprisingly wide range of tomatoes, along with both sweet and hot peppers and a fair amount of cilantro and dill. Think homemade salsas, poached salmon and heirloom vegetable collections. Yet red-staters are equally surprising and almost exotic in their preferences for green beans, onions, potatoes, carrots, sweet corn, parsley and oregano. When they do grow tomatoes, they choose only big slicers and paste types -- no fancy heirlooms. Again, they like vining in both vegetables and flowers, and easy-to-sow crops, half of them to be dug from the ground. To call red-staters "earthy" and blue-staters "well-branched" would be accurate.

Like a gardener with arms full of sweet corn, "green state" preferences run straight into the kitchen. Blue Dems are gourmet and fashion-conscious cooks; they like a few of every kind of tomato and pepper that exists, while their herbs tend to be diverse and savory. Red GOPers favor traditional cuisine, picnic fare, lots of stews and relishes, and enormous crops of green beans.

So, green is good. All gardeners agree on a patch that includes the basic "squash-cuke-pea-basil-tomato" requirement. But they also literally distinguish themselves in the backyard, just as in the voting booth. The Republican is a sun-drenched, green-bean, elbows on the table, vine-loving gardener, while the more passionate Democrat picks and chooses from a wider range of cultivars of spicy and savory peppers, European tomatoes, and flowers that prefer afternoon shade cast by mature trees. Let's rejoice that there are 50 states where we make up a mosaic of gardeners and gardens -- daring and avant-garde blue or tried and true, risk-averse red. But in the end, we are all still deep in the green.

Mr. Ball is the president of W. Atlee Burpee & Co., a seed company founded in Philadelphia in 1876. He is a former president of the American Horticultural Society.
 
Republicans make great fertiliser when they die. Democrats do it by living.
 
kbate said:
Republicans make great fertiliser when they die. Democrats do it by living.
Right - Dems are so full of crap they can't help spreading it around wherever they live.

(I'm a libertarian, BTW - my garden is filled with very green plants whose branches have five long, pointed serrated-edge leaves.)

(Not - that used to be my garden year ago. ;) )
 
We have only one Libertarian candidate on my ballot tomorrow and he doesn't seem to even be trying to win. I haven't even seen a single sign with his name and had to look him up on the internet to learn anything about him.

Hard to vote for a libertarian who doesn't care enough to get his name in even the local paper of his home town.
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
Right - Dems are so full of crap they can't help spreading it around wherever they live.

(I'm a libertarian, BTW - my garden is filled with very green plants whose branches have five long, pointed serrated-edge leaves.)

(Not - that used to be my garden year ago. ;) )
Nettles and Devil's Walking Sticks? I don't want to be your neighbor.
 
The red state/blue state bullshit was started by the media, manipulated by the Left, and perpetuated by the un-weened morons~
 
kbate said:
We have only one Libertarian candidate on my ballot tomorrow and he doesn't seem to even be trying to win. I haven't even seen a single sign with his name and had to look him up on the internet to learn anything about him.

Hard to vote for a libertarian who doesn't care enough to get his name in even the local paper of his home town.

That's what they call a "paper candidate." He's there to provide people an opportunity to enter a "protest" vote if they hate the others equally, and also so that libertarians whose least-worst major party candidate doesn't have a chance can show their true preferences. Also, the Libertarian Party has a "fleet in being" model - they will show that they are available by posting candidates for every office every election, so everyone knows that "when the revolution comes" they are ready, willing and able to sail forth and take control. That part's kind of silly, which is part of why I'm a "small L" libertarian (an ideological label) rather than a "Big L" Libertarian (a party label).



Hey BBWetKitty -

re. "Nettles and Devil's Walking Sticks? I don't want to be your neighbor."

I was stoned when they explained all that horticultural stuff in school - what do I know?

(I'm lying. No, I really was stoned, but they never gave us horticultural lessons.)
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
(I'm a libertarian, BTW - my garden is filled with very green plants whose branches have five long, pointed serrated-edge leaves.)

(Not - that used to be my garden year ago. ;) )


I want to come pick some crops from YOUR garden!
 
crazybbwgirl said:
I want to come pick some crops from YOUR garden!
My former garden, alas. Very former. Decades former. :(

I would have loved to share with you back then. :rose:
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
My former garden, alas. Very former. Decades former. :(

I would have loved to share with you back then. :rose:

I'd love a little garden. Nothing fancy. Just a few plants, maybe a grow light... sigh...
 
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