Red shoes: No knickers!

[Gunnlaug]

My dear departed grandmother would come out with this about women she disapproved of (she was really very tolerant most of the time).

However, it always, ALWAYS pops into my head whenever I see a woman wearing red shoes.

Does anyone else have any examples of the sayings that that grandmothers would come out with about women, sex, etc?

 

[NaokoSmith]

My grandmother was a very dignified small Japanese lady. One time when the builders were in our house, one of them flirted with her and said he was going to come and take her out for dinner, wearing his birthday suit. When my mother had finished sniggering behind her hand (cuz it is rude to show your whole mouth when laughing in Japan) and translating the invitation, my grandmother said: "Tell him he will have to wait for me. My birthday suit needs ironing."

 

[oggbashan]

Locally the saying is "Red Hat: No knickers."

But there is a Red Hat Society.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Locally the saying is "Red Hat: No knickers."

But there is a Red Hat Society.

Are the members of the Red Hat Society attractive?

(If you are a member, I would like to put in an application to join too!)

 

[oggbashan]

Are the members of the Red Hat Society attractive?

(If you are a member, I would like to put in an application to join too!)

I'm the wrong sex.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I'm the wrong sex.

Still, that is a lovely hat you are wearing. Perhaps it indicates other interesting attributes ...

 

[VenusButterflies]

I learned relatively recently that "proper ladies" aren't supposed to shave above the knee. I'd never heard of it before until I watched one episode of Bob's Burgers where Linda (mother) tells her teenage daughter Tina not to do that, ladies don't do that. I was like, "Wat."

Spoke to two of my female co-workers about this, who both said their moms told them the same thing. And still, I was like, "Wat." It's implied that if you shave above the knee, you're guilty of wearing shorter skirts and dresses, like a tramp. Guilty! So, that rule was not passed down to me. And I'm very grateful for that.

I think it's one of the most ridiculous, prudish rules ever. You don't shave half a mustache, why would you shave half a leg, even if you don't wear short skirts? It's uniform, dammit.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Round heels.

 

[Swilly]

Locally the saying is "Red Hat: No knickers."

But there is a Red Hat Society.

I wonder if that's a job requirement if you work at Red Hat Software. Those Linux folks.

 

[oggbashan]

Still, that is a lovely hat you are wearing. Perhaps it indicates other interesting attributes ...

It covers the bald spot.

 

[NaokoSmith]

It covers the bald spot.

You have a bald spot for stroking?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Nice to see you, Naoko. If you're interested in the Red Hat Society, get in touch with YoursSINSerely http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=1058806

 

[NaokoSmith]

Nice to see you, Naoko. If you're interested in the Red Hat Society, get in touch with YoursSINSerely http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=1058806

Thank you, Tio! I am really interested in Ogg's bald spot , but I will check that information out. (As soon as I get this latest fiasco of my Line Manageress's under control! )

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Thank you, Tio! I am really interested in Ogg's bald spot , but I will check that information out. (As soon as I get this latest fiasco of my Line Manageress's under control! )

"How did the grant application go," Tio asked hijackingly.

 

[NaokoSmith]

"How did the grant application go," Tio asked hijackingly.

I haven't heard back from them, LOL. But I am very pleased I got it in. It makes me take my review blog more seriously and I've managed to do a few more reviews. I plan some tidying up work and more writing on it. As soon as I've finished this marking load, and got the Line Manageress's fiasco managed, and done some last minute teaching the fiasco-prone Line Manageress has foisted off on us all ... oh, and fed Piglet something.

Sorry guys! Back to the MILFiness.

Flirt flirt flirty flirt.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I haven't heard back from them, LOL. But I am very pleased I got it in. It makes me take my review blog more seriously and I've managed to do a few more reviews. I plan some tidying up work and more writing on it. As soon as I've finished this marking load, and got the Line Manageress's fiasco managed, and done some last minute teaching the fiasco-prone Line Manageress has foisted off on us all ... oh, and fed Piglet something.

Sorry guys! Back to the MILFiness.

Flirt flirt flirty flirt.

Are you flirting with me from beneath your red hat?

 

[NaokoSmith]

Are you flirting with me from beneath your red hat?

Maybe (<snigger>).

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/3/1/7/4/4/3/webimg/505488504_o.jpg

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Maybe (<snigger>).

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/3/1/7/4/4/3/webimg/505488504_o.jpg

Why, that's simply fascinating, dear. And do you wear a matching skirt?

 

[NaokoSmith]

Why, that's simply fascinating, dear. And do you wear a matching skirt?

I wear a huly-huly skirt with this, of course!

Gunnlaug, I do apologise for hijacking your thread. I am trying to think of some things my grandmothers said about sex. I am nearly old enough to be a grandmother! perhaps that will do?

Anyway, welcome to the Board. Don't put your toes in the Loving Wives waters without TXRad's sharkproof suit. Always a drink in Naked Party. Whatever they tell you, you do not have to post pix of yourself naked.

We don't always flirt. You can get really good answers to serious questions here.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I wear a huly-huly skirt with this, of course!

Gunnlaug, I do apologise for hijacking your thread. I am trying to think of some things my grandmothers said about sex. I am nearly old enough to be a grandmother! perhaps that will do?

Anyway, welcome to the Board. Don't put your toes in the Loving Wives waters without TXRad's sharkproof suit. Always a drink in Naked Party. Whatever they tell you, you do not have to post pix of yourself naked.

We don't always flirt. You can get really good answers to serious questions here.

Yes, we should try to address the thread more seriously, Naoko.

My maternal grandmother, from Waterford, would declare of certain women in our neighbourhood, "She has one foot in the gutter...and the other in the bed." I don't know if she imagined the implications of it that I did as a sniggering pre-adolescent.

 

[Gunnlaug]

I wear a huly-huly skirt with this, of course!

Gunnlaug, I do apologise for hijacking your thread. I am trying to think of some things my grandmothers said about sex. I am nearly old enough to be a grandmother! perhaps that will do?

Anyway, welcome to the Board. Don't put your toes in the Loving Wives waters without TXRad's sharkproof suit. Always a drink in Naked Party. Whatever they tell you, you do not have to post pix of yourself naked.

We don't always flirt. You can get really good answers to serious questions here.

Please, have no fears about hi-jacking a thread. It seems to be the correct behaviour in the Authors Hangout, and I'm looking forward to doing the same.

As for the Naked Party, well, I find that these days drinking affects my Naked performances, so I hope no-one minds if I have an orange juice instead

 

[NaokoSmith]

Please, have no fears about hi-jacking a thread. It seems to be the correct behaviour in the Authors Hangout, and I'm looking forward to doing the same.

As for the Naked Party, well, I find that these days drinking affects my Naked performances, so I hope no-one minds if I have an orange juice instead

Oh my dear! I will rush over and set one up for you.

 

[TxRad]

My grandmother was more the smiling, knowing kind, that let expressions say it all.

My grandfather on the other hand was one for the advice on sex to tthe grandsons. My favorite was: You will get too old to cut the mustard one day but you will always be able to lick the bowl.

The other i always remember is: If you are not happy, you are doing something wrong.

Not exactly on topic but close.

 

[DonnaBeck]

I once freaked a boyfriend out by reaching through my legs and stroked his balls while he was giving it to me from behind. Apparently this is the sign a woman is "Too experienced" according to his brother-in-law.

And here I just thought I was being nice. Honestly, if was the first time I did that. Some men are so unappreciative.......

 

[R. Richard]

I wear a huly-huly skirt with this, of course!

Tell me that it's red feathers and a huly-huly skirt!