Recycled plots in Loving Wives

[thebullet]

One of my favorite categories on Literotica is the Loving Wives section. I seem to be drawn to that category like a moth to a flame even though for the most part, the stories themselves are just variations on a few themes.

Recent stories have reenforced my view that there are only a few ways and/or reasons for a wife to cheat on her husband.

As I writer I'll say that the biggest challange - given that we are writing on a porn website - is to come up with something truly original. After all, how many ways can a 'Loving Wife' cheat on her husband?

Here is a partial list:
1) She's a slut - no other excuse needed
2) revenge fuck
3) pseudo-revenge fuck (wife pretends she wants revenge so she can fuck someone else)
4) "it just happened"
5) drunk
6) drugged
7) drugged and drunk
8) blackmailed
9) drugged drunk and blackmailed
10) 'I just can't forget (fill in the blank)'s dick' - and conversely -
11) 'We never got a chance to fuck before I got married'
12) 'I needed to see what it was like with someone else'

And of course the old reliables:
13) Hubby always wanted to see her fuck someone else
14) Hubby always thought he wanted to see her fuck someone else until it actually happens - and then it is too late!

Very few cheating Loving Wives stories fall outside these boundaries. When a writer comes up with a new excuse/reason/explanation for a wife cheating I am usually amazed/pleased/shocked/stunned - unless the writing sucks, and then I just don't care.

Just a little rant. If I missed a standard plotline, I'd welcome any additions and/or changes.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

There's also the middle ground of the lonely housewife whose husband works too much. It's not really a 1) but not really a 2) either. Somewhere in between.

Other than that, yep, I think that covers it.

 

[thebullet]

Lauren:
Maybe we should have:

15) All of the above
16) Some combination of the above.

 

[Guest]

I have a completely new way/reason, but I'm not telling you what it is. When I finally get around to posting it, I hope it shocks and amazes you.

 

[oggbashan]

I tried an original variation:

Wife loves husband and makes love to him and no one else (neither does he).

It didn't go down too well in the Loving Wives category. Why not?

Og

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I tried an original variation:

Wife loves husband and makes love to him and no one else (neither does he).

It didn't go down too well in the Loving Wives category. Why not?

Og

Because you forgot to read the category's description?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Tales of adventurous married women (with a little too much love to give ) & their mates.

 

[thebullet]

Og said:
I tried an original variation:

Wife loves husband and makes love to him and no one else (neither does he).

It didn't go down too well in the Loving Wives category. Why not?

Og, you obviously don't understand the meaning of the term Loving Wives. One can only look at you with pity and contempt.

Tatelou said:
have a completely new way/reason, but I'm not telling you what it is. When I finally get around to posting it, I hope it shocks and amazes you.

Lou: no reason to be a bitch about it. If you tell us, I promise it won't go any further than my word processor. Honest!

 

[oggbashan]

Because you forgot to read the category's description?

No. Because I love winding people up.

I didn't learn from the experience. I wrote another in the same category where the wife took revenge on the husband - not for infidelity but for insensitivity.

Is it any wonder I get low ratings? Perhaps I should put all my stories in Humor and Satire.

Og

 

[Guest]

Lou: no reason to be a bitch about it. If you tell us, I promise it won't go any further than my word processor. Honest!

I wasn't being a bitch. Just holding things close to my chest.

(Seriously, though, it has a D/s theme, too, so it might not even end up in that category. I'm hoping it will, though, cos it's definitely got a big cuckold element. Yeah, and a big one of those.)

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

One of my favorite categories on Literotica is the Loving Wives section. . . .If I missed a standard plotline, I'd welcome any additions and/or changes.

Let’s see, how about . . .

Peer Pressure: All her friends were sluts, so she finally got tired of being the only non promiscuous member in her sewing circle.

Cultish Persuasion: She meets a charismatic minister who convinces her that God wants her to express all the love in her heart physically.

Accidental/Improvisational: She sees him near the bottom of a flight of stairs, exposing himself. She is so shocked that she trips and falls down the entire flight, on top of him. By the time they realize what is happening, they have both nearly cum, so each – unilaterally – decides to finish f*cking.

 

[oggbashan]

She is doing it for purely philanthropical reasons just like one third of British men who visit lap-dancing clubs because they feel sorry for the performers.

Og

 

[Lauren Hynde]

She is doing it for purely philanthropical reasons just like one third of British men who visit lap-dancing clubs because they feel sorry for the performers.

Og

Oh! Like the ones that do a whole platoon of soldiers freshly returned from the war?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Or about to leave to one.

 

[oggbashan]

Oh! Like the ones that do a whole platoon of soldiers freshly returned from the war?

Just so. Or bored househusbands whose wives are too busy for them.

Og

 

[kendo1]

Medical reasons- her doctor prescribed a course of fucking

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Religious Dogma: Her friend’s husband is teaching her to dance, but she is Baptist, so they must disguise it as F*cking.

 

[thebullet]

Would you guys slow down!! I'm copying these ideas as fast as I can!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I'm working on one where a guy wins her in a card game.. She's got to put out or the mob will break hubby's knees. Kind of blackmail, but she's so disgusted that hubby bet her in a card game that she's determined to enjoy it just to spite him

A variation on the theme of a guy offering hubby big $$$ for a weekend with wifey.

And what about where wifey has sex with another woman? There's all sorts of plots with that angle, from lonely housewives to wife seduced by hubby's lover.

Or what if Hubby's bi? Or gay?

How about Hubby tries to get her involved with someone else so he can have an affair of his own?

Or the soap-opera staple: wife with amnesia. Doesn't know who her husband is, and he's not telling.

 

[R. Richard]

Oh! Like the ones that do a whole platoon of soldiers freshly returned from the war?

That is a very old street insult. "I hear yo' mama swam out to meet the troop ships!"

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

What a challege.

The "INDECENT PROPOSAL" SCENARIO Yuppie couple goes broke on matching BMW's and doube-lattes. Wife bravely agrees to sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.

The BIBLICAL VARIATION For any of about a hundred possible reasons, the husband unit is either unarmed or shooting blanks and cannot carry his share of the reproductive load. Wife bravely agrees to sleep with her father-in-law, a dead-ringer for Robert Redford, so the family line might continue.

The SUMMER OF 1942 GAMBIT. Wife, a dead-ringer for Jennifer O'Neil, is told, incorrectly, that her hunky husband has been killed in combat. She spends the night making love with the young twert who's been hanging around all summer.

Rumple Foreskin